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Unread 10-24-2011, 09:44 PM   #1
EVILNess
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EVILNess bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. EVILNess bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. EVILNess bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. EVILNess bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. EVILNess bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. EVILNess bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted.
Default Apparently, I have unrefined culinary habits and tastes.

So I was in my kitchen making a dish that can be best described as "Would you like some food with your cheese?" when a friend of mine walked up behind me and then proceeded to lecture me on how you are only supposed to use small amounts of cheese to taste.

I literally have never looked at anyone with a face of such disapproval so hard in my entire life. I made him so uncomfortable with my unflinching stare that he laughed nervously and then awkwardly left my kitchen.

I feel there is no such thing as too much cheese. There is only "More cheese" and "I have died from a massive heart attack."

So my question is this: Did I do the right thing to chase the non-believer out of my holy place of dairy with my stares of disapproval?
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