"F*king Alduin" or "I'm On To You And Your Draconic Shennanigans!"

[Seil]

I got Skyrim for my - is that how you spell 'shennanigans?'; With one 'n' in the... the.. ALDURIN! What's with the Skryirm, huh? Huh? Huh? You think we wouldn't notice?! You think we wouldn'ta connected'a dots! (And such!) One letter! You were betrayed by one letter!

(It was 'r,' in case ye were wonderin'!)

I got Skryrim what fer me birthday! (Thank y'all fer' noticin'!) Anyhow, I was playing, right, and these priests came up t'me, right, and they were like 'Destroy the evil with what will claim our land!" and I was like 'Mkay.'

I harbor no ill will, yee timourous beastie, to you or your brood... (and no matter how much sense that makes) I've got to slay ye as I did to... well, your brood. So have at ye, ye blaggard!