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Unread 01-01-2012, 08:00 PM   #1
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Start an LP series. Or a webcomic. Or something.
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Unread 01-01-2012, 08:45 PM   #2
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Unread 01-01-2012, 08:58 PM   #3
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1) Do a Complete Let's Play, from Start to Finish.
2) Drop 60 lbs through healthy diet and excercise, combined with increased visits to my doctor to make sure I'm not doing anything dangerously unhealthy to my body. Ideally, drop 80 lbs. [current weight: 255 lbs, at 5'11", down from 265 in December. I'm just over the obese line, I'd like to get down to Average.]
3) Attend a minimum of 6 activist rallies for things I support.
4) Assist at least 40 people with computer-related issues.
5) Finalize our GDD for our software company.
6) Earn a minimum of $30,000 of taxable income under the standard tax bracket, not the capital gains bracket.
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Unread 01-01-2012, 09:51 PM   #4
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My New Year's Resolution: Deriving exceptional personal pleasure from the fact that everyone ludicrous enough to establish these lofty goals for themselves will inevitably fail in their quests to achieve the impossible. =P

...Nah, I'm not quite that big a bag of dicks, though to be quite honest I do find everyone's sudden commitment to self-improvement at a predefined date and time in January (and too often, their subsequent abandonment of said ideals in a matter of weeks) quite hysterical in a Schadenfreude sense.

And, on the topic of unattainable goals!
My New Year's Resolution is the same as it's been for the past eight years: Lose my goddamn motherfucking virginity.

(Spoiler Alert: It won't happen this year, either. Maybe I just want you all to fail to take my mind off my own inevitable failure.)
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Unread 01-01-2012, 09:57 PM   #5
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I resolved to drink less.

I'm three bottles into the new year.

Whoops!
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Unread 01-01-2012, 10:02 PM   #6
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My New Year's Resolution: Deriving exceptional personal pleasure from the fact that everyone ludicrous enough to establish these lofty goals for themselves will inevitably fail in their quests to achieve the impossible. =P

...Nah, I'm not quite that big a bag of dicks, though to be quite honest I do find everyone's sudden commitment to self-improvement at a predefined date and time in January (and too often, their subsequent abandonment of said ideals in a matter of weeks) quite hysterical in a Schadenfreude sense.

And, on the topic of unattainable goals!
My New Year's Resolution is the same as it's been for the past eight years: Lose my goddamn motherfucking virginity.

(Spoiler Alert: It won't happen this year, either. Maybe I just want you all to fail to take my mind off my own inevitable failure.)
I think we both know that your answer lies either in the pants of a gentleman, or at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
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Unread 01-01-2012, 10:05 PM   #7
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I think we both know that your answer lies either in the pants of a gentleman, or at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
I thought it was in Texas? Or am I thinking of a different place.
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Unread 01-01-2012, 10:12 PM   #8
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The Bunny Ranch I am referring to is most definitely located in Nevada.
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