Assassin's Creed 3: America! Fuck Yeah! - Page 2

Loyal · 03-01-2012, 02:03 PM

I thought this was a joke and/or fanart when Liz posted the image in chat. That said, I'll repeat what I said then:

Where will you find all the incredibly tall buildings to leap off from?

Aldurin · 03-01-2012, 02:05 PM

I don't know what will be better, this game or the Two Best Friends Play episode for this game.

Arcanum · 03-01-2012, 02:06 PM

Buildings are so 15th century. Trees are where it's at.

Solid Snake · 03-01-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Loyal

I thought this was a joke and/or fanart when Liz posted the image in chat. That said, I'll repeat what I said then:

Where will you find all the incredibly tall buildings to leap off from?

I'm guessing AC3 is going to rely on very different gameplay mechanics than anything we've seen in AC before, because there simply weren't very tall buildings in most cities and even the tallest church in Philadelphia won't instill many thrills.

Also: From now on I'm going to bitch incessantly about every middle-ages Europe title released. How dare vidjagame companies spend so much time trying to placate the French, British, Italian and German markets! :P

Where's our America: Total War, Creative Assemblies? Freakin' biased British, spending all that time with Europe and Japan. What about us?

Locke cole · 03-01-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Aldurin

I don't know what will be better, this game or the Two Best Friends Play episode for this game.

I wonder if they'll play it up, or hide it until the last moment, like with Captain America.

And of course, I don't think that one even needs to wait to know exactly what the inevitable Zero Punctuation is going to be like...

Professor Smarmiarty · 03-01-2012, 02:12 PM

I hope 90% of the missions involve ringing up a french assassin to do your killing for you.

Locke cole · 03-01-2012, 02:13 PM

It will have the same recruitment mechanics as Brotherhood, except all your recruits are French.

I mean, who didn't abuse Arrow Storms and such.

Osterbaum · 03-01-2012, 02:15 PM

Snake, you can't possibly think that more games are based in locales culturally/geographically more important to Europeans than to locales culturally/geographically important North-Americans.

Kim · 03-01-2012, 02:17 PM

Fuck America.

Osterbaum · 03-01-2012, 02:19 PM

Fuck it up the Freedom Hole.

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Arcanum Strike the Earth! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 3,185	Buildings are so 15th century. Trees are where it's at. __________________ POS Almighty has spoken.

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Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Snake, you can't possibly think that more games are based in locales culturally/geographically more important to Europeans than to locales culturally/geographically important North-Americans. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie! Last edited by Osterbaum; 03-01-2012 at 02:17 PM.

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Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Fuck America. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

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Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Fuck it up the Freedom Hole. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

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Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	I don't know what will be better, this game or the Two Best Friends Play episode for this game.

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Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I hope 90% of the missions involve ringing up a french assassin to do your killing for you.