Help me get out of bed! - Page 2

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 05-19-2012, 03:08 PM

If I literally have nothing to do on that day, then it is impossible for me to get up before 11. So don't feel so bad, relax, lie in, savour the laziness.

BitVyper · 05-19-2012, 06:10 PM

Don't sleep. Ever.

That's when they come for you.

Sky Warrior Bob · 05-20-2012, 05:24 AM

Waking up in the morning just gets you on schedule with most of society, there isn't anything special or fantastic about it. You should ask yourself, why are you staying up so late? Are you doing anything great & fantastic that can't be put off? Or if it's TV, can you set something to record it?

Azisien · 05-20-2012, 07:32 AM

Have you tried setting an alarm, and then getting the fuck out of bed when it goes off?

**Revising Ocelot** · 05-20-2012, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azisien

Have you tried setting an alarm, and then getting the fuck out of bed when it goes off?

From my experience, when I set an alarm it does wake me up in the morning, whereupon I promptly turn it off and go back to bed, disgusted at whatever idiotic person set the alarm in the first place.

Nikose Tyris · 05-20-2012, 11:01 AM

Set up alarm clock on far side of room, so you have to get your ass out of bed to turn it off.

**Revising Ocelot** · 05-20-2012, 11:14 AM

Already in place as implied by "go back to bed".

You could set up a vuvuzela alarm in the garden, and I'd have to put on a dressing gown and stagger outside to turn it off, and I'd still go back to bed. Probably still wearing the gown (which I've done before).

Nikose Tyris · 05-20-2012, 01:17 PM

Clearly the solution is to rig potting soil to fall onto your bed. You'll need to wash your sheets frequently, however.

05-19-2012, 06:10 PM	#12
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Don't sleep. Ever. That's when they come for you. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

05-20-2012, 05:24 AM	#13
Sky Warrior Bob bOB iZ brOkeN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a nice place to visit... Posts: 3,755	Waking up in the morning just gets you on schedule with most of society, there isn't anything special or fantastic about it. You should ask yourself, why are you staying up so late? Are you doing anything great & fantastic that can't be put off? Or if it's TV, can you set something to record it? __________________ :bmage: Because breakdancing is evil, and so am I, you will click on this link: The power of evil compels you... You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation. Yes I know the breakdancing BM link doesn't work, and I don't care.

05-20-2012, 11:14 AM	#17
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	Already in place as implied by "go back to bed". You could set up a vuvuzela alarm in the garden, and I'd have to put on a dressing gown and stagger outside to turn it off, and I'd still go back to bed. Probably still wearing the gown (which I've done before). __________________ magic sucks

05-20-2012, 07:32 AM	#14
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Have you tried setting an alarm, and then getting the fuck out of bed when it goes off?