It's Healthier For Women To Make Their Man Into A Sandwich, Science Says - Page 2

Magus · 06-03-2012, 11:15 PM

A new study suggest eating your husband is the most healthy choice you could make.

What is more healthful than human flesh? Nothing. Full of protein, and it tastes like pork! Delicious, and, depending on your husband's body-mass index, quite lean. Indeed, there is no substitute for eating your husband. Top the sandwich with romaine lettuce and tomato, and make your own healthful dressing from vinegar and olive oil. Nothing in the world will taste as good.

Soylent Green is people? Well, Spousal Green is your husband on a sandwich.

What I'm saying is, kill your husbands and eat them.

This message brought to you by the Surgeon General of Rapa Nui.

06-03-2012, 11:15 PM	#1
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	It's Healthier For Women To Make Their Man Into A Sandwich, Science Says A new study suggest eating your husband is the most healthy choice you could make. What is more healthful than human flesh? Nothing. Full of protein, and it tastes like pork! Delicious, and, depending on your husband's body-mass index, quite lean. Indeed, there is no substitute for eating your husband. Top the sandwich with romaine lettuce and tomato, and make your own healthful dressing from vinegar and olive oil. Nothing in the world will taste as good. Soylent Green is people? Well, Spousal Green is your husband on a sandwich. What I'm saying is, kill your husbands and eat them. This message brought to you by the Surgeon General of Rapa Nui. __________________ The Valiant Review