Any fruit naturally large? - Page 2

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 11-14-2014, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Grandmaster_Skweeb

What, a conversation on fruits and nuts not very apeeling to you, daimo? Well that's just grape. Take the zest out of life, why don't you.

I'mma just wine about the fruity puns elsewhere. These jokes are not the reason lime returned to the forums. You've all gone banana's.

Besides, I only directed my hate towards McThar.

Arhra · 11-14-2014, 11:18 PM

Buncha nutters!

Also appearently the largest tree borne fruit is the jackfruit. Grows up to almost a meter in length and 36 kg in weight.

So now no-one can say they didn't know jack.

***Fenris*** · 11-14-2014, 11:36 PM

This is the only community I know of that can take a truly spectacular "Deez nuts" joke and turn it into a shitty pun thread in the space of like 3 posts.

I'm so proud.

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FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 11-14-2014, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Zam

This is the only community I know of that can take a truly spectacular "Deez nuts" joke and turn it into a shitty pun thread in the space of like 3 posts.

I'm so proud.

---------- Post added at 10:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:33 PM ----------

FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh

I consider you a fruit and your ego dwarfs the Big Zam

Flarecobra · 11-15-2014, 12:30 AM

Wasn't Big Zam only able to work for like, 30 minutes or something, and also destroyed?

Or are you talking about the mass produced ones with the big dick cannons?

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 11-15-2014, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Wasn't Big Zam only able to work for like, 30 minutes or something, and also destroyed?

Or are you talking about the mass produced ones with the big dick cannons?

Sounds alot like Fenris

Arhra · 11-15-2014, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Zam

FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh

Well, the fruit have already entered mass production, Big Zam.

RobinStarwing · 11-16-2014, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Arhra

Well, the fruit have already entered mass production, Big Zam.

NUTS OF STEEL are next.

Shyria Dracnoir · 11-16-2014, 12:27 AM

I missed the pun thread? Guava bunch of bullcrap.

RobinStarwing · 11-16-2014, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

I missed the pun thread? Guava bunch of bullcrap.

Well that's just Onyxceptable Shyria! I think we are Slaking off but Audino maybe? So let's stop being a Slowpoke about puns!

EDIT: This is probably all a little Chansey for me though.

11-14-2014, 11:18 PM	#12
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Buncha nutters! Also appearently the largest tree borne fruit is the jackfruit. Grows up to almost a meter in length and 36 kg in weight. So now no-one can say they didn't know jack. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Last edited by Arhra; 11-14-2014 at 11:21 PM.*

11-14-2014, 11:36 PM	#13
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	This is the only community I know of that can take a truly spectacular "Deez nuts" joke and turn it into a shitty pun thread in the space of like 3 posts. I'm so proud. ---------- Post added at 10:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:33 PM ---------- FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

11-15-2014, 12:30 AM	#15
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Wasn't Big Zam only able to work for like, 30 minutes or something, and also destroyed? Or are you talking about the mass produced ones with the big dick cannons? __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them. Last edited by Flarecobra; 11-15-2014 at 12:38 AM.

11-16-2014, 12:27 AM	#19
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	I missed the pun thread? Guava bunch of bullcrap. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)