Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans! - Page 20

Shyria Dracnoir · 03-02-2011, 11:14 PM

Where did you get that pic of Rocket Dude, Token? It's awesome.

Token · 03-03-2011, 07:16 AM

Little brother + GIMP + child labor. He is my favorite family member.

EDIT: unless you mean the second one, in which case it is actually fanart of Robin from Young Justice. We share a common hatred of prefixes.

DOUBLE EDIT: Should have Chapter 9 finished and posted Friday or Saturday, depending on how much my body wants to kill me.

Token · 03-14-2011, 09:03 PM

Well, that was dumb. Might as well go pick up a Contest Pass.

!

But Asshat was not okay. He was not wearing his seatbelt, and died when the cars collided. This is why 12 year olds should not drive.

BAD END.

(You're welcome, Nikose.)

Nikose Tyris · 03-14-2011, 09:15 PM

<3 <3 <3 I killed Topaz forevers.

Token · 03-14-2011, 09:42 PM

Oi! Why the hell did you gather us here, Giratina?

The child is dead. Father will not be pleased.

Oh for my sake... That stupid little bugger has no sense of preservation, does'e? Dialga. Can you fix this?

Obviously.

...

...

...

Ugh... where the hell...

You have to ask? Did my brother not beat this scenario into your head? Everything goes dark, you talk to a god, exposition, blah blah fucking blah.

Oh sweet fuck, no.

Toby, shut the fuck up. I'm talking.

...

Right. YOU fucked up and got yourself killed.

So this would be hell?

... Didn't I just fucking tell you to shut the fuck up? No, you fucktard, you're asleep right now. God of Time here.

Meaning you're the one who made me lose Leat-

SHUT UP, I AM TALKING. Thank you. Right. As I was fucking saying, you were dead. Now you're not. You're welcome.

...

I said "YOU'RE WELCOME."

...thank you?

I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING SPEAK.

...

Heh, just fuckin' with ya, kid. I'm no good with this whole "angry god" shit.

O...kay then.

Anyway kid, I'm giving you a choice. Right now, you're passed out in the car, a little before your accident. Now, frankly, I'd rather you didn't die. You're fun to watch.

That doesn't sound even remotely creepy.

I know it didn't. Truth be told, you piss off my brother far too much for me to let anything happen to you. It's funny, so might as well offer you a favor. Now, you're going to have to deal with this region eventually. Two thirds of us agreed on it, and Father thinks it would be entertaining. But I'm willing to offer you a break. You can get this out of the way now... or you can spend some time with your old team before I get overruled and you're dragged back here again.

So. What do you choose?

(I've been getting some complaints about Topaz, so I figured I'd give y'all the opportunity to decide if I switch back to Silver for a while. Y'all have a week to vote.)

Fusionman · 03-14-2011, 09:46 PM

We can get out of this hell for a while...

This must be a trap. Do it now. We will not fall for this trap!

***Fenris*** · 03-14-2011, 10:01 PM

I could go for either. Topaz is fun because it's so terrible, but Silver is the best Pokemon game and if you disagree you're both wrong and stupid.

Lost in Time · 03-14-2011, 10:21 PM

Quite honestly, I'm torn, as much as I'd love to see how horrible this rabbit hole goes, I also kind of want to see you finish up Silver. So, as to not beat around the bush, my vote shall lie in Topaz for the moment being.

Menarker · 03-14-2011, 11:11 PM

I am personally more inclined to see you complete Silver. ^^

Aldurin · 03-14-2011, 11:24 PM

Yes, go return to Stupidhed. The reunion will be glorious!!

03-02-2011, 11:14 PM	#191
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Where did you get that pic of Rocket Dude, Token? It's awesome. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

03-03-2011, 07:16 AM	#192
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Little brother + GIMP + child labor. He is my favorite family member. EDIT: unless you mean the second one, in which case it is actually fanart of Robin from Young Justice. We share a common hatred of prefixes. DOUBLE EDIT: Should have Chapter 9 finished and posted Friday or Saturday, depending on how much my body wants to kill me. Last edited by Token; 03-03-2011 at 07:24 AM.

03-14-2011, 09:03 PM	#193
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Chapter 9: Ridin' Dirty Well, that was dumb. Might as well go pick up a Contest Pass. ! But Asshat was not okay. He was not wearing his seatbelt, and died when the cars collided. This is why 12 year olds should not drive. *BAD END.* (You're welcome, Nikose.)

03-14-2011, 09:42 PM	#195
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Chapter 9: Ridin' Dirty? Oi! Why the hell did you gather us here, Giratina? The child is dead. Father will not be pleased. Oh for my sake... That stupid little bugger has no sense of preservation, does'e? Dialga. Can you fix this? Obviously. ... ... ... Ugh... where the hell... You have to ask? Did my brother not beat this scenario into your head? Everything goes dark, you talk to a god, exposition, blah blah fucking blah. Oh sweet fuck, no. Toby, shut the fuck up. I'm talking. ... Right. YOU fucked up and got yourself killed. So this would be hell? ... Didn't I just fucking tell you to shut the fuck up? No, you fucktard, you're asleep right now. God of Time here. Meaning you're the one who made me lose Leat- SHUT UP, I AM TALKING. Thank you. Right. As I was fucking saying, you were dead. Now you're not. You're welcome. ... I said "YOU'RE WELCOME." ...thank you? I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING SPEAK. ... Heh, just fuckin' with ya, kid. I'm no good with this whole "angry god" shit. O...kay then. Anyway kid, I'm giving you a choice. Right now, you're passed out in the car, a little before your accident. Now, frankly, I'd rather you didn't die. You're fun to watch. That doesn't sound even remotely creepy. I know it didn't. Truth be told, you piss off my brother far too much for me to let anything happen to you. It's funny, so might as well offer you a favor. Now, you're going to have to deal with this region eventually. Two thirds of us agreed on it, and Father thinks it would be entertaining. But I'm willing to offer you a break. You can get this out of the way now... or you can spend some time with your old team before I get overruled and you're dragged back here again. *So. What do you choose?* (I've been getting some complaints about Topaz, so I figured I'd give y'all the opportunity to decide if I switch back to Silver for a while. Y'all have a week to vote.) Last edited by Token; 03-14-2011 at 09:45 PM.

03-14-2011, 09:46 PM	#196
Fusionman LP maker Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 130	We can get out of this hell for a while... This must be a trap. Do it now. We will not fall for this trap! __________________ Welcome to my insanity! http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38278

03-14-2011, 10:01 PM	#197
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	I could go for either. Topaz is fun because it's so terrible, but Silver is the best Pokemon game and if you disagree you're both wrong and stupid. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

03-14-2011, 10:21 PM	#198
Lost in Time Fungus Among Us Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On Your Nightstand Posts: 1,967	Quite honestly, I'm torn, as much as I'd love to see how horrible this rabbit hole goes, I also kind of want to see you finish up Silver. So, as to not beat around the bush, my vote shall lie in Topaz for the moment being. __________________ Eat me!

03-14-2011, 11:11 PM	#199
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	I am personally more inclined to see you complete Silver. ^^ __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL!

03-14-2011, 11:24 PM	#200
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Yes, go return to Stupidhed. The reunion will be glorious!!