Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Originally Posted by Aerozord

I get this odd amusement that yugioh has firmly planted "duel" into card gaming lexicon

See I also played Yugioh cardgames on the gameboy- even more broken. You could only lay 1 monster a turn but there were tras and spells that killed 1 or more monsters and you could lay as many as you want. I had like about 6 monsters in my deck, the rest was all killing traps and spells and the computer would just get decimated every time. I eventually started using the weakest monster cards I could find just to humiliate them a bit more.
Ahh Gameboy card games, classic times.

[Token]

Okay, TCG for the gameboy was the best goddamn Pokemon game, and anyone who says otherwise can climb a wall of dicks, fall off, and then drown to death in a bukkakke waterfall. Also fuck yeah Exeggutor decks and doublefuck yes for Blastoise decks. Good mother fuckin' times.

As for Yu-Gi-Oh gameboy games... well, I still play Duel Acadamy for the GBA every once in a while. Cheaper than actually collecting the cards, and more fun. Of course, I say that, but I still have a shitton of Pokemon cards...

[Loyal]

Okay, TCG for the gameboy was the best goddamn Pokemon game, and anyone who says otherwise can climb a wall of dicks, fall off, and then drown to death in a bukkakke waterfall. Also fuck yeah Exeggutor decks and doublefuck yes for Blastoise decks. Good mother fuckin' times.

Hell yeah, no argument. And it had the best-worst Excuse Plot ever. And it was before all these miscellaneous expansions came out. And Promo Meowth was delightfully shiny. And the game was probably singlehandedly responsible for kids thinking that Ghost was immune to Psychic, and Psychic was weak against Ghosts. And the music was great.

[edit] And there was that weird fucker dressed up as a bear or something.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Yeah totally aces was that game. Music is sweet too. They should remake that for the DS.

[PCD]

I have absolutely no argument that TGC was amazing, I loved that game. I never actually understood how the card games worked up until I played it, either, which I count as a happy thing for learning bonuses. I'm just sad that I was never able to play it all the way through more than once, because it was so fun!

[akaSM]

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

They should remake that for the DS.

This, seriously, the game was insanely fun. And for a game released after Red & Blue, you could rematch people as many times as you wanted!. In Red & Blue you could only rematch the Elite Four so, that was amazing.

[Token]

Boring shit no one cares aboutY'know what's fun? HIATUSES ARE FUN. Bluh bluh, most of you know the personal crap I've been dealing with for the past year or so. Sort of hard to get my Asshat on with all that. Doesn't matter though. We're back, bitches!



So. Kid. What do you choose?

... It's a nice thought and all, but a) I don't entirely trust you, and b) I am going to make this region burn. You can take me back to Johto after I'm sitting on a throne of skulls and hatred.

You are a fucked up little man, Toby. I approve. In that case, I will talk to your dumb ass later. Oh, and one more thing.

Yeah?

Wear a fucking seatbelt this time, dumbass. NOW FUCK OFF.




Huh. Well, that was fucking weird.

Fuck you, douchenozzle. You're lucky you didn't kill me....

Unfortunately, I won't be so kind.

Time to die.

Simon! Rock and roll!

...that's it? Really? Break it.

Attaboy.

No shit.

That's stupid. You're stupid. That was seriously more painful than the car crash. RIGHT. Gotta go catch 'em all.

Wouldn't that mean it's... dying, more than lazy? Ah, who gives a shit.

Not like I'm ever gonna use it anyway.

Watch your fucking language.

hahaha what a dick. I approve. Fuck flowers. I will call you Eddie.

And you, my disturbing little whateverthefuckyouare, will be...

Because fuck you, that's why.

Yeah. I don't even know.

Wait what.

...y'all niggas is gay.

BITE THROUGH THE BONDS OF FRIENDSHIP. IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE POWER OF RAGE.

Clearly you should never speak to each other again. That bastard let you down.

Excuse you, bitch?

What in the everloving fuck does it look like I'm driving?

Oh for fuck's sake.

I... really have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at.

Whatever it is, it's a douche.

Easy to beat once Simon actually gets a move in though...

Damn right! You need to follow the rules of the road. Just like...

CAAAAARRRRRANGER!

Oh god. Don't tell me...

GODDAMN FUCKING FEEDERS.

SIMON RUIN THIS PERVERTED BASTARD.


MAYBE DIE FOREVER.

Oh, crushing you is going to be hilarious in so many ways.

Not to mention mindlessly easy.

It's what I do.

Okay then. That's dumb, but whatever.

...Okay, sure.

'sup.
Brilliant.

DOO-DOO-DOO-FABULOUS!

I'll do the whole contest thing later.

First, I have a gym to crush.

...walk through a door?

...Oh, yeah, sure. That feels like it was months ago though...

...how is it stealing them if I'm defeating the leaders in a fair battle?

Bitch please, I'm marvelous.

You smell homeless, Ben. Homeless.

Technically, we're slashing you.

...I probably should have phrased that better.

I will slip if I want to.

Okay, fine, bloody hell. No need to get so pissy about it.

Oh wait. I'm a winner, and don't have to do what you want.

I'm certainly better than bad.

No.

Just no.

Simon seems to think this is a no-fly zone.

GODDAMMIT I AM NOT USING A FIRE TYPE STOP ASSUMING THINGS

I certainly took Pryce down. So yeah.

...so after I announce that I beat one of the best Ice trainers ever, you challenge me anyway. Ballsy.

Futile, mind you, but ballsy.

Not like it was hard.

Alright douchebag, let's go. You don't even deserve any puns.

...that was a maze?

That is what it says on my uniform, yeah.

That is typically how Gym battles work, yes.

BOSS BATTLE!
Token[sASSHAT[/s]Toby?ASSHAT vs BLUE BALLED JERKFACE!

You'll have to do better than that, bitchcakes.

y...yeah. Like that, I guess.

Luckily, I have a shitton of soda.

ARE YOU SHITTING ME WHAT IT IS A FUCKING PENGUIN IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ARMS AND WHAT

FUCK THIS IT IS TIME FOR STRATEGY.

And by "strategy," I mean "abusing type like a boss."

Yeah, like that.

...It's sort of adorable, in a completely derpy way.

And now it's melting.

...not fast enough. Fuck. This might not end well...

Oh. Huh. Yeah, I guess statistically, that has to work in my favor occasionally.

Fantastic.

...Oddly enough, I didn't even consider hurting you until you said that.

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

...I should probably find that then.

Doo-doo-doo-d...you gave me Shock Wave?

Whatever. Not worth thinking about. Three down. Five to go.

[Loyal]

More Asshat? Fantastic!

Oh dear god that man's legs.

[Aldurin]

Why is an ice type penguin using an incendiary punch?

[Nikose Tyris]

I wish you could use cut on ANYONE you want. >:C