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Unread 04-29-2015, 07:12 PM   #251
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The fact Mauve mentioned Zhang Liao out of all the other Wei people makes me so freakin' happy you don't even know.


Zhang Liao is the shizzle. One of the best officers in the Three Kingdoms Period, and Wei's top tier (though Zhang He was also really freakin' good).

You can tell who the simple DW fans are because they'd mention Xiahou Dun. BUT THEY DONT KNOW SHIT.

Zhang Liao!!!!


Mauve mentioning Zhang Liao REALLY HELPS in her return to rulership.
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Unread 04-29-2015, 07:16 PM   #252
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What's so bad about liking Xiahou Dun?!?
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Unread 04-29-2015, 07:20 PM   #253
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Nothing is bad about liking Xiahou Dun but he didn't really do all that much relative to his Dynasty Warriors hype.

He's kind of a relatively unknown figure though, so I think the reason he's popular in the context of DW is because people can project onto him. He's sorta like Zhao Yun in that regard.

Zhang Liao's stand at the battle of Xiaoyao Ford is like... legendary. (they call it "He Fei" in the games).

Like, I'm pretty sure Wei could've been okay without Xiahou Dun, but not without Zhang Liao, Cao Ren, Zhang He, Yue Jin, etc.

I'm trying to think of an instance where Xiahou Dun did anything particularly major but the only two things I can think of is a duel with Guan Yu and the time he lead his troops into an ambush by Liu Bei (Zhuge Liang in the novel) at the Battle of Bowang.

He was very close with Cao Cao though. If Cao Cao saw something amazing in him he probably was amazing.

Cao Cao is god-tier when it comes to figures in the RTK period.

Cao Cao > everyone else. The End.
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Unread 04-29-2015, 07:31 PM   #254
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...That along with Walk the Moon's 'Avalanche' are now my Anthem Songs of 2015.

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Unread 04-29-2015, 08:21 PM   #256
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Fun fact: Xiahou Dun ate his own eyeball in the middle of a battlefield when it was shot out by an arrow. That's pretty hardcore.
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Fun fact: Xiahou Dun ate his own eyeball in the middle of a battlefield when it was shot out by an arrow. That's pretty hardcore.
Isn't that reason enough to like him, though?
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I don't have anything against him he's just celebrated more in DW than he deserves, and as a result better people get less attention.

He's very similar to what the novel did with Zhuge Liang and Lu Bu...though the latter was actually a problem for Cao Cao, but fun fact: IT WASN'T LU BU'S ARMY AND IT NEVER WAS (it was Zhang Miao's army).

A reverse of this would be Cao Zhen. Due to the novel's emphasis on the Shu vs Wei story, they made it seem Shu was more of a threat than it was. They put Sima Yi to face Zhuge Liang, and fabricated their rivalry. As a result, Cao Zhen, who was really really good IRL, got "stupid" in the novel so Sima Yi could replace him as head of that front.


Pretty sure that eyeball thing was a fabrication too.


I don't have a problem with that either, after all, look at Guan Yu. But the historical For Real Zhang Liao is STILL like 10x more amazing and people ought to notice that.

It'd be like if everyone said Tebow was a better QB than Brady because he sold more jerseys for a couple of years.
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...That along with Walk the Moon's 'Avalanche' are now my Anthem Songs of 2015.

EDIT:

You didn't link this guy's best work, though:
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I don't know if "now" means I helped, or you already had 'em. Either way, glad you enjoy the music!

EDIT: also, I love Walk the Moon's Shut Up and Dance.
(Do... do you italicize song titles? Band titles? What's the "proper" approach, here?)

EDIT 2: There... there's an entire wikia dedicated to the ghost music video. o.O
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