Who knew again? - Page 261

The Wandering God · 10-15-2009, 01:07 PM

Lego

krogothwolf · 10-15-2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Ha ha holy shit I had all of that crap.

not only did me and my friend have all that crap, we also had ghostbuster outfits and fake goggles his dad made that actually looked almost like the movie ones.

Rejected Again · 10-16-2009, 01:05 AM

Ye Olde Super Soaker W/ this tiny modification.

Fifthfiend · 10-16-2009, 02:29 AM

Funka - The Truth Is Out There Barbie (and Ken!): Honestly?

Insane Genius - Pipi Max: Honestly, honestly?

Bardthefifth - Yo Yo Ball: The commercials made this look SO RAD. Then I got one.

Not rad at all.

TWG - Lego: Basically requires the user to apply the radness. Can be badass, can be super-unbadass. All depends!

RA - super soaker filled with fire: Definitely rad but at this point straining the definition of "toy"

Krogothwolf - the Ghostbuster's Bustin' Gear superset: Look I don't know about you but I'll tell you what I like, and that's feelin' good. And when you want to feel good, you gotta go and do something that makes you feel good. And you know what makes you feel good? Bustin'. I mean that's just a fuckin' fact of science. And if you are gonna fuckin' bust, you are gonna need some serious-ass bustin' gear, and that is what krogothwolf has for us here today.

And that is alllllllllllllllllllll right.

Bookworm - Nerf Maverick:

Man this is just a rad fucking toy. Like this is the toy I spent probably my entire childhood wishing I had, instead of a bunch of toys that were basically all poor imitations of what this would eventually be. The first time I saw this in a store I bought two of them, not for any particular purpose, just to know that I owned them. It has a fucking barrel that swings open for reloading your eight goddamn darts worth of ammunition! That is just flat-out pretty much insurmountably rad.

However:

42 - Jesus fucking Christ the Nerf Vulcan is the raddest goddamn toy ever made. I never imagined having anything like this as a kid because it was just too fucking cool to even contemplate. I don't own one today because I'm not sure I could handle having that much awesomeness in my posession. If I ever met a kid who owned this thing I would probably beat him senseless out of sheer envy.

I mean look at it. It is a chain fed fucking Nerf gun. Any scale of radness that doesn't measure that as the pinnacle of rad as hell is a broken fucking scale.

Rejected Again · 10-16-2009, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

42 - Jesus fucking Christ the Nerf Vulcan is the raddest goddamn toy ever made. I never imagined having anything like this as a kid because it was just too fucking cool to even contemplate. I don't own one today because I'm not sure I could handle having that much awesomeness in my posession. If I ever met a kid who owned this thing I would probably beat him senseless out of sheer envy.

I mean look at it. It is a chain fed fucking Nerf gun. Any scale of radness that doesn't measure that as the pinnacle of rad as hell is a broken fucking scale.

I just bought one for my Bro's Bday. You can beat him if you like, he deserves it most of the time.

Professor Smarmiarty · 10-16-2009, 03:56 AM

Yeah I had some answers but didn't bother answering after that monostrosity that 42 posted.

Funka Genocide · 10-16-2009, 10:44 AM

yeah I pretty much just had to go with the gag post after that thing. There is no greater toy in all the world. The only thing that would top that thing for sheer childhood enjoyment would be a hustler magazine, and welll... that's not a toy.

Fifthfiend · 10-16-2009, 01:05 PM

Yeah I was kind of sad to see 42 break out the vulcan so early. I was hoping someone would post like the TMNT Technodrome and then like that one Crossfire game they used to do those totally X-TREEM commercials for and like a really rad-looking toy sword and maybe a Power Wheels car but as soon as that went up I figured basically everyone was gonna see it and go "WELP".

Professor Smarmiarty · 10-16-2009, 01:40 PM

Yeah crossfire was going to be my guess but I couldn't remember the name of the bloody thing.

Archbio · 10-16-2009, 01:51 PM

I did think of picking the Technodrome.

10-16-2009, 02:29 AM	#2604
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Funka - The Truth Is Out There Barbie (and Ken!): Honestly? Insane Genius - Pipi Max: Honestly, honestly? Bardthefifth - Yo Yo Ball: The commercials made this look SO RAD. Then I got one. Not rad at all. TWG - Lego: Basically requires the user to apply the radness. Can be badass, can be super-unbadass. All depends! RA - super soaker filled with fire: Definitely rad but at this point straining the definition of "toy" Krogothwolf - the Ghostbuster's Bustin' Gear superset: Look I don't know about you but I'll tell you what I like, and that's feelin' good. And when you want to feel good, you gotta go and do something that makes you feel good. And you know what makes you feel good? Bustin'. I mean that's just a fuckin' fact of science. And if you are gonna fuckin' bust, you are gonna need some serious-ass bustin' gear, and that is what krogothwolf has for us here today. And that is alllllllllllllllllllll right. Bookworm - Nerf Maverick: Man this is just a rad fucking toy. Like this is the toy I spent probably my entire childhood wishing I had, instead of a bunch of toys that were basically all poor imitations of what this would eventually be. The first time I saw this in a store I bought two of them, not for any particular purpose, just to know that I owned them. It has a fucking barrel that swings open for reloading your eight goddamn darts worth of ammunition! That is just flat-out pretty much insurmountably rad. However: 42 - Jesus fucking Christ the Nerf Vulcan is the raddest goddamn toy ever made. I never imagined having anything like this as a kid because it was just too fucking cool to even contemplate. I don't own one today because I'm not sure I could handle having that much awesomeness in my posession. If I ever met a kid who owned this thing I would probably beat him senseless out of sheer envy. I mean look at it. It is a chain fed fucking Nerf gun. Any scale of radness that doesn't measure that as the pinnacle of rad as hell is a broken fucking scale. __________________ check out my buttspresso

10-16-2009, 01:05 PM	#2608
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Yeah I was kind of sad to see 42 break out the vulcan so early. I was hoping someone would post like the TMNT Technodrome and then like that one Crossfire game they used to do those totally X-TREEM commercials for and like a really rad-looking toy sword and maybe a Power Wheels car but as soon as that went up I figured basically everyone was gonna see it and go "WELP". __________________ check out my buttspresso

10-16-2009, 01:51 PM	#2610
Archbio Data is Turned On Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,980	I did think of picking the Technodrome. __________________ 6201 Reasons to Support Electoral Reform.

10-15-2009, 01:07 PM	#2601
The Wandering God THE SUPREME COURT DID WHAT? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Arkansas (for now) Posts: 1,477	Lego

10-16-2009, 03:56 AM	#2606
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Yeah I had some answers but didn't bother answering after that monostrosity that 42 posted.

10-16-2009, 10:44 AM	#2607
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	yeah I pretty much just had to go with the gag post after that thing. There is no greater toy in all the world. The only thing that would top that thing for sheer childhood enjoyment would be a hustler magazine, and welll... that's not a toy.

10-16-2009, 01:40 PM	#2609
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Yeah crossfire was going to be my guess but I couldn't remember the name of the bloody thing.