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Unread 02-12-2008, 12:05 AM   #21
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Here's one I randomly found in my savechat bin:
Sweetheart, on the horrible place that is Medusas,

Main@Sweetheart: I would rather lick the manuered udder of an infected goat
Main@Sweetheart: than play here
Main@AniPriest: You have such VOCABULARY.
Main@Corruptus:
Main@Sweetheart: I would rather tie my hair in knots and go to bed with it wet
Main@Sweetheart: than fight here
Main@Corruptus:
Main@Sweetheart: I would rather enjoy a night alone with... hm, Tori than
Main@Sweetheart: spend another moment here.
Main@Sweetheart: The ONLY reason why I am here is because of my friends.
Main@Rodsan: Kill Mukas
Main@Sweetheart: -_-
Main@Grimmage: kill soils
Main@Sweetheart: I would rather Frenchkiss *gasp* DRACORION than spend
Main@Grimmage: wow
Main@Grimmage: that is a lot oif hat
Main@Dracorion: Whoa.
Main@Sweetheart: one more moment in this putrid example of torrential meds.

And a bit of pure fact from a Thana party earlier:
Lukav : soullinkers make everything fun

And why mobs in Thana maybe aren't such a great idea:
Your Speed has increased.
Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!
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Owl Duke : Come here, and entertain me!

Not a word was removed from that.
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Unread 02-12-2008, 12:35 AM   #22
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There are things you think you'll never miss.... this is not one of those times.

This is fucking long too >>

Rival : hold, hold...
Orion Pulse : you guys wanna sing the song?
Bork : YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twink : doesn't know what else to do
Lyra Silvertongue : ha ha Bork
Rival : DO EET!@
LP Voltaire : Which song?
Orion Pulse : the barney song.
Rival : barny song?
LP Voltaire : ewwwww
Fullerene : ah hem
Twink : (my girlfriends a psychologist, i pick up shit like this)
Lyra Silvertongue : omg never!
Rival : River fears barney..
LP Voltaire : I love you, you love me
Tev Loneglade : Some [people started singing it not knowing what it was?
Twink : (future psychologist**)
Bork : OH, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!!!!!!!!!!
Lyra Silvertongue : *covers her ears*
Orion Pulse : no seriously.
Orion Pulse : it's either that or...
Orion Pulse : wait.
Bork : EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orion Pulse : even better.
Tev Loneglade : and they continue singing it forever just because....
Odraun : I liked barney when i was like 3 >>
Lyra Silvertongue : *sings
Lyra Silvertongue : argle >>
Lyra Silvertongue : *tries again*
LP Voltaire : Barney is a nazi
LP Voltaire : he brain washes us
Rival : argle?
Bork : Yeah, but he brainwashed us with love.
Lyra Silvertongue : *sings "I'm Henry the VIII"*
[ The Heat Says: ]
[ I love you, You Love me, We're a Happy Family...~ ]
Rival : xD
LP Voltaire : oh god
Orion Pulse : there.
Twink : *slaps "THE HEAT"**
Rival : i know that one lyra
LP Voltaire : thank you OP
Lyra Silvertongue : yes...argle...as in argle bargle
Orion Pulse : she'll see that when she logs on.
LP Voltaire : thank you very much
LP Voltaire : Twink
Rival : hehehehe
Orion Pulse : IMMA GOOD HUSBAND
Orion Pulse : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lyra Silvertongue : XP
LP Voltaire : Lyrics of the day please?
Odraun : i dnt think i wanna log in anymore if thats the message...
Lyra Silvertongue : you're made of evil OP
LP Voltaire : I gotta get that out of my head
Lyra Silvertongue : no Awesome in you
LP Voltaire : and no
Rival : xD
LP Voltaire : I'm not going to log out
Twink : i'm going afk for a few minutes
Orion Pulse : awesomely holy evil.
LP Voltaire : until that's changed
Twink : gonna do some dishes
Lyra Silvertongue : lol
Orion Pulse : put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Rival : how will you know it changed?
LP Voltaire : I don't have a pipe
LP Voltaire : it'll show up
Rival : *hands LP a pipe?*
Lyra Silvertongue : good job LP...he'll keep it that way forever now >>
Twink : lp
Fullerene : ah hem
Fullerene : please dont kick me for thsi
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
LP Voltaire : *stares at it and poors bubbles in it*
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Twink : LISTEN TO MEH!!!
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
Orion Pulse : we could always have more gladiator battles.
LP Voltaire : yes?
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Twink : lol
Fullerene : forever just because
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Lyra Silvertongue : *kicks anyway*
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
Rival : D=
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
Fullerene : forever just because
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Fullerene : it just goes on and on my friends
Fullerene : some people started singing it
Fullerene : not knowing what it was
Fullerene : and they just keep on singing it
Fullerene : forever just because
LP Voltaire : hold on
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
Bork : Full's got skills
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
Rival : STOP MOTHER FUCKER!
LP Voltaire : FULL STOP IT
LP Voltaire : Please
Lyra Silvertongue : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *head aspoldes*
LP Voltaire : too much spam
Rival : XD
[ Member Twink ] : first of all ...slap him
Orion Pulse : ...
Rival : someone...pick up lyra parts
Odraun : i blinked what happened?
Orion Pulse : Full.
[ To Twink ] : which one?
[ To Twink ] : full?
[ Member Twink ] : yeah
Orion Pulse : you now must give me the goibnes.
[ To Twink ] : I'll galdly hit him
Rival : she brain juiced me....
Fullerene : dont got it
Fullerene : this is the song that never ends
[ Member Twink ] : 2nd of all i told dante to message you if he needs to talk to me
LP Voltaire : *slaps Full* sorry was a request
Orion Pulse : to atone for the epic phail.
[ To Twink ] : okay
[ Member Twink ] : so if he does..tell me whenever i come back
[ To Twink ] : I will
[ Member Twink ] : thx hun
Rival : Hi Rae!
[ To Twink ] : *hugs*
Fullerene : i must erase this evil from my hotchat
Orion Pulse : fuck is twink?
Raelin : Hai
[ Member Twink ] : *hugs back*
Orion Pulse : where the hell is he...
LP Voltaire : he's with us
Rival : Yesn
Twink : i'm frickin busy!
Twink : lol
Tev Loneglade : Damn you Gators! I don't want your ygg seeds! I want your card!
Orion Pulse : fuck your busy!
LP Voltaire : but he's gotta wash dishes
Orion Pulse : we gots loot bitch!
Rival : oh, i have 59+11 luk
LP Voltaire : I wanna be a care bear
Twink : remember, i dont have the luck rogue anymore
Orion Pulse : dammit.
Rival : more if i can get some Rosery on.
Twink : its all in dex baby!
LP Voltaire : I wanna be a care care bear
Fullerene : shit i shoulda waited till after loot
Lyra Silvertongue : omg LP no >>
Orion Pulse : WHO'S GOT LUK
Rival : mes?
Tev Loneglade : Speaking of bears....Teddy Ruxbin.
LP Voltaire : I'm sorry
Odraun : i could luk spec
Lyra Silvertongue : c'mon pick something cooler
LP Voltaire : but Carebears
Twink : afk
LP Voltaire : are so much better than Barney
Lyra Silvertongue : okay
Lyra Silvertongue : that is ture
Lyra Silvertongue : true*
Fullerene : must....not....alt 2-7
LP Voltaire : so which would you rather
Orion Pulse : barney would molest the care bears into submission.
Orion Pulse : then they would make a cult.
Lyra Silvertongue : Full i will disown you for LIFE!
LP Voltaire : Fine
Orion Pulse : and call it WISHBONE
Raelin : lmao
LP Voltaire : I'll get lazytown
Rival : xD
LP Voltaire : If that's how you want to be OP
Rival : OP...
Fullerene : someone needs to save this chat log
Daemonspawn has logged in.
Odraun : so im going luk build for loot any objections?
Invalid Command
Rival : i have 59+14 luk
Lyra Silvertongue : lol
Skalavera : Sporticus?


Warning You may find by the time you've finished this your brain has melted. I take no responablity for that.

Also if you have an unexplanible fear of barney you maynot want to read this....... >>

Discalimer Done.

Although I do miss guild chats like this.

-edit-

OOOHHH Random in pront thing that made me go WTF


LP Voltaire : >->
dark ryder : and i mean 8 days
LP Voltaire : ... >->
LP Voltaire : uhh....
LP Voltaire : Hi?
*Sailor V slowly undresses LP*
Lukav : you know what that means
Lukav : ?
Sailor V : How'ya doing?
dark ryder : ?
*LP Voltaire squeaks*
Vahn : gasp
Lukav : you must get me to 65 before then ;P
LP Voltaire : who are you....... >->
dark ryder : o hell dude
Sailor V : Guardian Angel, can you hear my voice? ^^;
Sailor V : My Name is Naoru, and I'm a Professor~
Sailor V : Please help me~
Sailor V : ;~;
dark ryder : if your on this morning
Sailor V : That's who
Sailor V : :O
dark ryder : when i wake up
Tyrlionus : Then they kissed? =D
dark ryder : i'll level ya till you do change
LP Voltaire : oh........ uh okays.
Rellik : hey dark i think my bro wants his stuff backl
Sailor V : No
Lukav : alright, i'll hold you to it then
dark ryder : neva
Sailor V : Just had a conversation :O
Sailor V :
Tyrlionus : Thanks ^^
Rellik : lol
LP Voltaire : right.... um... okay.... >->
dark ryder : tell him its all broken
dark ryder : >>
Rellik : hes in bed right now
dark ryder : <<<
Sailor V : =]
dark ryder : 10 points
LP Voltaire : ummm... soo what's up?
Sailor V : Waiting for this santa suit to die <_<
Sailor V : So I can Choke people
Tyrlionus : Sorry ladies, but mammothtank ruined my damn screnshot >_<
Sailor V : ?
Sailor V : Screenshot? <<
Tyrlionus : SO, you don't have an extremely creepy shot of me showing up on the
Tyrlionus : forums tonight.
Hawkins : well, it looks like it's all working for now. I'll see everyone later
Tyrlionus : Yeah.
LP Voltaire : *blinks*
Tyrlionus : I was about to take a shot of me saying
dark ryder : cya
Hawkins has logged out.
Sailor V : ...
Tyrlionus : Then they kissed?
Giggity : Ray buffs please
Tyrlionus : After everything else and it would have been PERFECT
Tyrlionus : But NOOO!
Giggity : :o what does THIS do?
Tyrlionus : I need to stab that fucker.
Areanni : erm..
Tyrlionus : Stab him in the eye.
mammothtank : No, -I- still need to kill -YOU-.
Tyrlionus : With an Arrow.
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Unread 02-12-2008, 01:06 AM   #23
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gawd. i was so hammered that night.:stressed:
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Unread 02-12-2008, 01:24 AM   #24
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are you serious? I mean seriously I couldn't tell. At that time I thought you were just being OP. -looks back at it- Hmm..... wait what am I talking about if you were talking about Barney you'd have to have been Hammered.
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dude, you shouldnt drink and get on the server. That shit aint cool
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Unread 02-12-2008, 01:35 AM   #26
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JOSH you can't talk.... and you know that! You've been on the server plenty of times drunk. -snugs- and I miss you guys. [OP too.]
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JOSH you can't talk.... and you know that! You've been on the server plenty of times drunk.[OP too.]
That's how he knows. =P
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yeah . . . booze and RaiRO go together like bath tubs and toasters. but sometimes that eggo just looks too tempting mid-wash cycle.
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Unread 02-12-2008, 08:14 AM   #30
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