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Unread 02-13-2008, 10:09 PM   #21
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But phones and mail are untrustworthy! Anyone can tamper with them! Only emails are unique! Only one person can read and send email from that address! only one!
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Unread 02-13-2008, 10:35 PM   #22
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Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana. Seil is like, the Tom Brady of NPF.  Okay.  Joe Montana.
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Unread 02-13-2008, 10:59 PM   #23
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Venesuelan princesses contacting you through the internet to have you 'hold onto her funds' from her royal treasury?

Well this is just the prime example of reliability and trustworthiness!
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Unread 02-14-2008, 12:02 AM   #24
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Hello I am Nijerian royulty and am need for money.

Please ignore I can't spell Nijerian. Or Royulty.
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Unread 02-14-2008, 12:28 AM   #25
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It looks like they typed up a letter and then looked up every word in a thesaurus to find smart-sounding words. Like, "at this juncture," and "accrued."
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Unread 02-14-2008, 01:18 AM   #26
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Babar needs only a small donation to restore his lost Nigerian millions.
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Unread 02-14-2008, 03:26 AM   #27
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So Russia is in Moscow now?
Well.... I guess, technically, PART of Russia is in Moscow.... which is in Russia.....
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Unread 02-14-2008, 04:25 AM   #28
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Babar needs only a small donation to restore his lost Nigerian millions.
The war against Rataxes must have emptied Celesteville's coffers.
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Unread 02-14-2008, 06:42 AM   #29
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Hello I am Nijerian royulty and am need for money.

Please ignore I can't spell Nijerian. Or Royulty.
Props for Red Vs Blue.

I love that kind of spam mail. It makes me wonder how many people fall for it. And then I laugh and laugh.

What I never understood was a variation on the "WIN £1000 EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE". I present to you:

"WIN A POUND OF LOBSTERS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"

I mean I love my shellfish but dayum, skippy.
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Unread 02-14-2008, 08:09 AM   #30
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I don't know what all of you guys are talking about. That kind of main isn't spam.
I always reply to it when I get it, they ask for bank account numbers, I give them that SSN, parent's credit card numbers, I even send them a scanned copy of my signature so they won't have to pay for the international postage to get me to sign it.
They have told me that my money should be arriving in my bank account any day now...
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