Rock, Paper, Scissors. Again.

[Fenris]

I decided to do something hateriffic.

I'm going to restart the spammiest of spam games. Rules be simple:

1) One player posts an object to start off the game. That's me.
2) The next poster posts something that beats the object posted previously.
3) Repeat step 2 until I close the thread.
4) If you make a post in this thread, you cannot make another for 5 posts.

The first object!

Meister.

(PS. This is NOT a word association game.)