Japanese gamer 'marries' Nintendo DS character

[MasterOfMagic]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I should totally make one where all the hot girls are incredible bitches and will have nothing to do with you no matter what you do for the entire game and the only truly available options are girls who are fat, bucktoothed, plain, and/or have low self-esteem, but are really actually great people who just need a chance. Kind of like in real life if you're not a sports star or rich. :J

I'm glad my real life doesn't match your real life. Sounds like ass.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by MasterOfMagic

I'm glad my real life doesn't match your real life. Sounds like ass.

Oh, it wasn't. I had to beat them off with a stick in high school, but then while I wasn't in sports or rich, I was one of the smartest people in school and damn good-looking.

I haven't been in the dating scene since I started college, but honestly, who plays these games, anyway? They're all set in high school from what I've seen (although that's incredibly limited and I'm sure there are more adult settings), and in high school, the hottest girl in school is simply not going to go for an average guy.



Edit: You know, I realized I'm being unfair and biased, and I was pretty much joking in the first place, but seriously, unless a guy has something to offer, a girl is not going to want to go out with him. I'm just going to leave this end of the conversation alone now rather than continuing to talk out my rear end.

[Aerozord]

if you want to do American dating sim it should take place in a bar, and the objective is to get both your alchol levels high enough that you are willing to settle for one another

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Aerozord

if you want to do American dating sim it should take place in a bar, and the objective is to get both your alchol levels high enough that you are willing to settle for one another

The more alcohol you consume, the prettier the female patrons get? XD

[Magus]

Furries have been "marrying" cartoon characters in ceremonies similar to this for years now, I'm not even sure this particular thing hasn't been done before as well, possibly just not put in the news. It's not "unusual" in that it has happened before, numerous times...obviously it is unusual in and of itself, of course.

[CelesJessa]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I should totally make one where all the hot girls are incredible bitches and will have nothing to do with you no matter what you do for the entire game and the only truly available options are girls who are fat, bucktoothed, plain, and/or have low self-esteem, but are really actually great people who just need a chance. Kind of like in real life if you're not a sports star or rich. :J

Oh man I love that women only come in "hot bitches" or "ugly and fat". I know you're joking but still... It's annoying.


On topic: If he wants to marry the game character then... fine I suppose? At least we don't have to worry about him breeding.

[bluestarultor]

In my defense, I never actually said 'ugly,' just 'plain.' Personally, I think too many girls are too skinny these days, too, although 'fat' probably wasn't the best word to convey that.

I just was trying to avoid the entire Hollywood "she's ugly because she wears glasses" cliche. That REALLY annoys me.


Edit: Methinks the saliva is starting to permanently stain my shoes. :J

[DFM]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Personally, I think too many girls are too skinny these days, too...

So are you from like Norway or what.

[Aerozord]

Originally Posted by DFM

So are you from like Norway or what.

obviously he's from Japan, since thin is the only legal body size

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by DFM

So are you from like Norway or what.

America, but I really hate the "does my skeleton make me look fat?" look. :J