Single's Awareness Day

[Funka Genocide]

so this thread is actually "Gay Singles Awareness Day" now right?

[Mirai Gen]

Sure.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Originally Posted by IC

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Pretty much. I spend enough time self pitying the other 364 days of the year, I deserve a break!

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Beat up people pining for their unrequited love. It's good times.

Come near me and you'll be pining for a hospital! =.=

[Nikose Tyris]

Related: Discussing romantic foods with girlfriend for SAD. Right now we're at: Strawberry and Banana Sandwhiches. We're thinking about having a picnic on the roof of our apartment building, then firing flaming arrows down at the empty parking lot.

Actually she wants do to the flaming arrows I just want the sandwhiches.

[krogothwolf]

You know, It would be much cooler if you shot flaming arrows at a full parking lot with people standing in line waiting to get sandwiches. Just a thought.

[Tev]

Originally Posted by Nikose Tyris

Related: Discussing romantic foods with girlfriend for SAD. Right now we're at: Strawberry and Banana Sandwiches. We're thinking about having a picnic on the roof of our apartment building, then firing flaming arrows down at the empty parking lot.

Actually she wants do to the flaming arrows I just want the sandwiches.

Dude, we should double date. My girlfriend would be down for the sandwiches and I'm all about the raining fiery death on things.

[Funka Genocide]

This thread is veritably filled to the brim with reasons why you are all single, or at least should be.

[Tev]

Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

...or at least should be.

It's true. I'm a horrible boyfriend and a very bad influence.

…But I’m very good at spoiling and that’s why she keeps me around.

[Si Civa]

Originally Posted by krogothwolf

You know, It would be much cooler if you shot flaming arrows at a full parking lot with people standing in line waiting to get sandwiches. Just a thought.

It would sparkle some fire into singles' lives if nothing else.

And maybe two lost souls finally meet each other when they're trying to pick up the same sandwhich. Ah, how romantic.

[krogothwolf]

Pssha, I'm married with a kid! The whole reason is because I blackmailed and drugged her into thinking I'm the greatest person ever. It was win-win!\

Originally Posted by Si Civa

And maybe two lost souls finally meet each other when they're trying to pick up the same sandwhich. Ah, how romantic.

Only to their horror, the one they fell in love with at first glance gets impaled by a fiery arrow and ignites, those starting her on fire as well. The two souls die together while running around on fire. A love story for the ages!