Two great armies clash... - Page 3

Green Spanner · 02-22-2010, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by synkr0nized

All I see in the OP is a bunch of "blah blah blah table top crap", but I am pretty sure all it would take is one Apache helicopter.

A +5 Apache Helicopter?

krogothwolf · 02-22-2010, 11:12 AM

Man, I think the lack of foot troopers makes this battle rather bland!

We need to add 1000 troops with chainsaws on hockey masks on the Bear's side and 1000 men with two-handed swords of fire on the Gorillas side. Just to spice shit up ya know.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-22-2010, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sifright

I actually haven't bothered with the ELH I've never really played passed level 17. How do epic level fighters do are they still as terrible as per usual?

I once played an epic level fighter who killed an epic level wizard in 12 different ways in a single round. And he was all like "Contingency spell: Death" and I was all like " Do you have 12 of those suckers?" and the DM was like "That's not how it works" and I was like "

".
But yeah they still suck.
Be glad not to read the ELH it is a terrible terrible thing. We onl break it out when we feel like break from main campaign which is pretty much all roleplaing and run it as super-combat, broken as all shit, anything goes.

Meister · 02-22-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

The pun-pun build is only 5 levels now.

Actually I think they managed to get it down to level 1 now.

Bells · 02-22-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Man, I think the lack of foot troopers makes this battle rather bland!

We need to add 1000 troops with chainsaws on hockey masks on the Bear's side and 1000 men with two-handed swords of fire on the Gorillas side. Just to spice shit up ya know.

What if they had Short-burst jetpacks? You know... 10 sec Hovering or 60 Feet Glide or 30 feet Dash

Also, don't underestimate the Bears. Their advantage over the Gorillas is the field itself. Gorillas have clear advantage in Jungle settings. But Bears can go from 4 legs stride mode to a 2 Leg Battle mode, which works best in a plain, giving them mobility and power

Sifright · 02-22-2010, 11:51 AM

Pun pun at level 1 oh dear.. That's just sad ^^
Would really love to be able to play a dnd campaign where you know we actually play to level 20 everytime my characters really start to hit their stride the campaign ends

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-22-2010, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Meister

Actually I think they managed to get it down to level 1 now.

yes but it involves saying the name "Pazuzu" 3 times out loud.
Better off to take the 5 levels.

synkr0nized · 02-22-2010, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Green Spanner

A +5 Apache Helicopter?

If that's high, yes. Also, being "Apache Longbows" and mounts, I suppose that requires one to be a ranger?

Shyria Dracnoir · 02-22-2010, 01:50 PM

And all of this is organized by an Awakened Dire Bear Vampire Lord riding a Zombie Dragon

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-22-2010, 02:27 PM

Why isn't he also a troll? That way he'll take no physical damage.

02-22-2010, 11:12 AM	#22
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02-22-2010, 01:50 PM	#29
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	And all of this is organized by an Awakened Dire Bear Vampire Lord riding a Zombie Dragon __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

02-22-2010, 11:51 AM	#26
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	Pun pun at level 1 oh dear.. That's just sad ^^ Would really love to be able to play a dnd campaign where you know we actually play to level 20 everytime my characters really start to hit their stride the campaign ends

02-22-2010, 02:27 PM	#30
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Why isn't he also a troll? That way he'll take no physical damage.