Beards are freakin amazing - Page 3

Eltargrim · 09-22-2010, 06:08 PM

I has beard.

Pip Boy · 09-22-2010, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Azisien

People with beards would say yes.

However, they either don't care or aren't aware that they are carrying around a mass of pubic hair. On their face.

You're just jealous that the pubic hair on my face is mine.

Azisien · 09-22-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Megaman FTW

You're just jealous that the pubic hair on my face is mine.

Ah yes, jealousy. That is the emotion I was feeling. That explains the night terrors, anyway.

krogothwolf · 09-22-2010, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azisien

Ah yes, jealousy. That is the emotion I was feeling. That explains the night terrors, anyway.

Those aren't night terrors, those are wet dreams you're having about his pubic face hair!

TopHatAssassin · 09-22-2010, 07:45 PM

God damnit you guys. I had never considered beards to be pubic hair until this moment, thanks a lot. Up until now it was just hair too manly to grow somewhere normal.

I now pose to you a question: what style of beard should one wear to the classroom when one is acting in a teaching capacity?

Fifthfiend · 09-22-2010, 07:50 PM

civil war style sideburn-moustache.

Krylo · 09-22-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megaman FTW

You're just jealous that the pubic hair on my face is mine.

Yeah, you keep on having your own pubic hair on your face.

I think I'll stick with your girlfriend's, if that's ok.

krogothwolf · 09-22-2010, 08:02 PM

This!

Nique · 09-22-2010, 08:42 PM

Jesus, it's like two birds nests!

Loyal · 09-22-2010, 10:29 PM

It's a single bird's nest, holding the single ugliest egg ever lain.

View Poll Results: What kind of beard be ye sportin'?
Goatee / Chin Kitten	13	35.14%
Santa Clause	2	5.41%
Abe Lincoln	6	16.22%
Hairless Land Lubber	10	27.03%
Mutton Chops up in here ya'll	6	16.22%
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09-22-2010, 06:08 PM	#21
Eltargrim Fifty-Talents Haversham Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: FABULOUS Posts: 1,904	I has beard. __________________ <Insert witticism here; get credit; ???; profit!>

09-22-2010, 07:45 PM	#25
TopHatAssassin Like a millionaire Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 637	God damnit you guys. I had never considered beards to be pubic hair until this moment, thanks a lot. Up until now it was just hair too manly to grow somewhere normal. I now pose to you a question: what style of beard should one wear to the classroom when one is acting in a teaching capacity? __________________ Aye, num nums indeed.

09-22-2010, 07:50 PM	#26
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	civil war style sideburn-moustache. __________________ check out my buttspresso

09-22-2010, 08:02 PM	#28
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	This! __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝