ITT I am the Sorting Hat

[BitVyper]

Pretty hilarious though- I used to play a game- when one of them leaves, how long till the others start bitching about her.

How do you win?

Clearly a man who has never lived in a flat with all females. It is pretty much constant bitchiness and pettiness.

Maybe for you.

Here's your patch, now go mingle.

Okay.

[greed]

Put in my house oh sorting hat.

[Magic_Marker]

This could be of interest.

[Aldurin]

I don't need your sorting bullshit, you're just another piece of the whole freakin' global beaurocracy!! I demand simplicity and no more excessive paperwork!!

[batgirl]

The sorting hat will decide my future. Oh wondrous head covering, what house might I be in?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Please be gentle. It's my first time.

[Hanuman]

Here we are.

"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat then me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry,
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin,
Where you'll meet your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means,
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For a Thinking Cap."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Yeah ok, I need some cheap laughs now that finals are done. Hat me.

[Amake]

Sparklypoo house, Sparklypoo house, Sparklypoo house.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I bet I'll be in best house.