In which Token bitches and moans about his Cluster Headache. - Page 3

Token · 01-08-2011, 05:40 AM

For the past five months, I've had a cluster headache. Since it's 5:30 in the morning, I'm on yet another night of no sleep, and I quite frankly have nothing better to do, I've decided to bitch to you lucky bastards about it. For those of you who don't know, these headaches are the most painful condition known to medicine. I've been on all sorts of medicines, I've had botox injected into a nerve, I've been put on morphine, spent a couple weeks in the hospital and nothing is helping. My doctors are all entirely baffled, because, as is entirely fucking typical with my luck, no one knows a way to cure the disease. The one thing I took that did get rid of the headache also gave me a seizure, and I wasn't able to speak for almost an entire week. Suffice to say, it has not been a fun five months.

This headache has, to be blunt, entirely fucked up my life. My personal life is a mess, since, due to the constant pain, I have little-to-no patience, and as a result I'm being an asshole to my friends. What's more, I more or less missed my entire winter break. My friends are back in town, for the only time until summer, and I was only able to drag myself out of my room three days. My grades are in the toilet, since I've had this damn thing literally my entire first semester of college. My next semester starts on Monday, and I swear to Christ's taint, if this isn't better by then, I'm going to scream. My sleep cycle is fucked like a hooker on a Tuesday; I get maybe three hours of sleep in a 24 hour period, and that's all broken up throughout the day. Of course, that doesn't count the times the pain gets bad enough that I pass out, which tends to add on about twenty minutes.

I am going entirely fucking batshit crazy at this point, and I have no idea what to do. So, I'm hoping that some of you crazy wankers will be able to cheer me up. Post a joke, set something on fire, suggest something for me to do, anything that will take my mind off of this fucking headache.

Love,
Token

01-08-2011, 05:40 AM	#1
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	In which Token bitches and moans about his Cluster Headache. For the past five months, I've had a cluster headache. Since it's 5:30 in the morning, I'm on yet another night of no sleep, and I quite frankly have nothing better to do, I've decided to bitch to you lucky bastards about it. For those of you who don't know, these headaches are the most painful condition known to medicine. I've been on all sorts of medicines, I've had botox injected into a nerve, I've been put on morphine, spent a couple weeks in the hospital and nothing is helping. My doctors are all entirely baffled, because, as is entirely fucking typical with my luck, no one knows a way to cure the disease. The one thing I took that did get rid of the headache also gave me a seizure, and I wasn't able to speak for almost an entire week. Suffice to say, it has not been a fun five months. This headache has, to be blunt, entirely fucked up my life. My personal life is a mess, since, due to the constant pain, I have little-to-no patience, and as a result I'm being an asshole to my friends. What's more, I more or less missed my entire winter break. My friends are back in town, for the only time until summer, and I was only able to drag myself out of my room three days. My grades are in the toilet, since I've had this damn thing literally my entire first semester of college. My next semester starts on Monday, and I swear to Christ's taint, if this isn't better by then, I'm going to scream. My sleep cycle is fucked like a hooker on a Tuesday; I get maybe three hours of sleep in a 24 hour period, and that's all broken up throughout the day. Of course, that doesn't count the times the pain gets bad enough that I pass out, which tends to add on about twenty minutes. I am going entirely fucking batshit crazy at this point, and I have no idea what to do. So, I'm hoping that some of you crazy wankers will be able to cheer me up. Post a joke, set something on fire, suggest something for me to do, anything that will take my mind off of this fucking headache. Love, Token