So My Astrological Sign Changed To Ophiuchus - What The Crap Is That?!

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So you may have heard that the stars have shifted and there's a new astrological sign in town. What does that mean? Well, if you don't care about your horroscope, not a thing, I think. But to those who opened the paper to, say, Sagitarius every once in a while, you're now going 'What the crap?'

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

Yeah, so not really the biggest problem in the world right now. They're adapting the system to the format of the current stars and have added something new, which has other people gettin' steamed, the people who liked it just the way it was. I was a Sagittarius, now I'm an Osiuchus. Which is wrong. I'm a sagittarius.