"Damn you for me allowing myself to be a mental slave to some pointless crap." - Page 3

Fifthfiend · 02-26-2011, 05:36 PM

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Amake · 02-26-2011, 05:50 PM

The red line here represents the amount of mental effort I put into The Game on a daily basis.

I look at it this way: I lost about twenty minutes after I first heard about it, I think in the early days of Uncyclopedia. And that's it. I've lost. Like using fire in paper, rock, scissors, it's something you can only ever do once. It doesn't matter. It's okay to lose. It's just a game. And a badly thought-out one at that.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-26-2011, 05:56 PM

Why would you use fire in paper scissors rock? Cause while it beats paper, it loses to rock and probably scissors. If youa re bringing in outside elements use something that beats everything like water or dynamite.

Azisien · 02-26-2011, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Why would you use fire in paper scissors rock? Cause while it beats paper, it loses to rock and probably scissors. If youa re bringing in outside elements use something that beats everything like water or dynamite.

I see you've played Rock Paper Scissors Magma before!

Amake · 02-26-2011, 07:20 PM

Water beats fire but loses to everything else. Fire beats everything but water but you can only use it once in your life. It's how they play in Ultimate Frisbee. I Am Not Making This Up.

Magus · 02-27-2011, 01:19 AM

Hey, guys, I found a sure-fire way to win The Game: frontal lobotomy!

I say we do it to everyone who still cares about The Game to give them a fighting chance.

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-27-2011, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Water beats fire but loses to everything else. Fire beats everything but water but you can only use it once in your life. It's how they play in Ultimate Frisbee. I Am Not Making This Up.

Water dissolves paper, erodes rock, rusts scissors. I don't want kind of crazy ass water you got where you live.

BloodyMage · 02-27-2011, 09:03 AM

I see you're playing the long game.

Krylo · 02-27-2011, 09:07 AM

Well what does fire do to scissors and rocks if it's not a long game?

And considering paper beats rock by 'covering' it, shouldn't just getting things wet be enough?

BloodyMage · 02-27-2011, 10:09 AM

Depends if you're playing with run of the mill lighter fire, or magma as suggested above.

Technically paper should be able to beat scissors by covering them too. The only real conclusion to come to is that paper is actually useless, and rock's weakness to is arbitrary.

02-26-2011, 05:36 PM	#21
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Hey guys you should totally click on this link to a thing that is 100% totally relevant to this topic that you are discussing which is why I am linking to it in this topic that we are talkopicing about!!! __________________ check out my buttspresso

02-26-2011, 05:50 PM	#22
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	The red line here represents the amount of mental effort I put into The Game on a daily basis. I look at it this way: I lost about twenty minutes after I first heard about it, I think in the early days of Uncyclopedia. And that's it. I've lost. Like using fire in paper, rock, scissors, it's something you can only ever do once. It doesn't matter. It's okay to lose. It's just a game. And a badly thought-out one at that. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 02-26-2011 at 05:52 PM.

02-26-2011, 07:20 PM	#25
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Water beats fire but loses to everything else. Fire beats everything but water but you can only use it once in your life. It's how they play in Ultimate Frisbee. I Am Not Making This Up. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

02-27-2011, 01:19 AM	#26
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Hey, guys, I found a sure-fire way to win The Game: frontal lobotomy! I say we do it to everyone who still cares about The Game to give them a fighting chance. __________________ The Valiant Review

02-27-2011, 09:07 AM	#29
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Well what does fire do to scissors and rocks if it's not a long game? And considering paper beats rock by 'covering' it, shouldn't just getting things wet be enough? __________________ I am very tired.

02-26-2011, 05:56 PM	#23
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Why would you use fire in paper scissors rock? Cause while it beats paper, it loses to rock and probably scissors. If youa re bringing in outside elements use something that beats everything like water or dynamite.

02-27-2011, 09:03 AM	#28
BloodyMage I'm not even in the highscore. Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 667	I see you're playing the long game.

02-27-2011, 10:09 AM	#30
BloodyMage I'm not even in the highscore. Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 667	Depends if you're playing with run of the mill lighter fire, or magma as suggested above. Technically paper should be able to beat scissors by covering them too. The only real conclusion to come to is that paper is actually useless, and rock's weakness to is arbitrary.