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Unread 10-10-2011, 09:29 PM   #1
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ITT: Nearly every man on NPF confirms that they are, in fact, socially awkward outcasts in a desperate attempt to win the admiration of a poster named 'Betty'

Yeah y'all can totally pretend this topic would have been made if a new poster joined NPF and was a pretty rad dude and his name was 'Billy'
I'm a big Mulholland Drive fan.
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Unread 10-10-2011, 09:41 PM   #2
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I'm a big Mulholland Drive fan.
I misread this as "a big Mulholland FALLS fan" and I for a moment was like "man screw what Snake is saying I am actually going to try to win the heart of this person now because anyone who's a big fan of obscure detective noir films starring Nick Nolte is a person I wanna spend the rest of my life with."

But now our love has died in the womb, alas.
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Unread 10-11-2011, 01:47 AM   #3
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ITT: Nearly every man on NPF confirms that they are, in fact, socially awkward outcasts in a desperate attempt to win the admiration of a poster named 'Betty'

Yeah y'all can totally pretend this topic would have been made if a new poster joined NPF and was a pretty rad dude and his name was 'Billy'
I'm a girl and nobody loves me .

Also you should open a cinema because you a master of projection. OHHHHHHHHHH sick BURN.
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Unread 10-11-2011, 01:07 PM   #4
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Congrats, Betty Elms, on the fastest rise to being praised I have seen for a new user on a forum, like, ever.
In fairness, Betty Elms' been making some pretty solid posts. Pretty much exactly the sort of posting we like to encourage.
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Unread 10-10-2011, 09:25 PM   #5
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First post woulda been the same. Everything after that? I dunno.

Edit: Second page on at a least.
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Unread 10-10-2011, 09:29 PM   #6
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First post woulda been the same. Everything after that? I dunno.

Edit: Second page on at a least.

Psh
I don't remember anyone creating a "Solid Snake you are an intelligent rad poster who makes great posts thanks for joining NPF" topic after I joined NPF
Fifth might have felt otherwise if my name was "Meryl Silverburgh"

(Also if you're taking my posts seriously in any whatsoever please take a deep breath, stop for a moment, and reflect. This is a Snake Joke Post. I know they are apparently hard to identify for some indescribable reason.)


EDIT: Damn straight MuMu!
You'd all fucking adore me if only I was smart enough to have pretended to be a woman.
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Unread 10-10-2011, 09:31 PM   #7
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Wait, there's a new person here? Where was the generic introductory thread?
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Unread 10-10-2011, 09:34 PM   #8
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Wait, there's a new person here? Where was the generic introductory thread?
Believe it or not this one actually used the introduction thread that already exists.
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Unread 10-10-2011, 10:48 PM   #9
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Believe it or not this one actually used the introduction thread that already exists.
Further evidence of applied postonomics.

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I don't remember anyone creating a "Solid Snake you are an intelligent rad poster who makes great posts thanks for joining NPF" topic after I joined NPF
It was literally the work of years to verbally abuse you into becoming a bearably worthwhile human being.

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Yeah y'all can totally pretend this topic would have been made if a new poster joined NPF and was a pretty rad dude and his name was 'Billy'
http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40144

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40683

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=36727

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=36281

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=40007

That last link isn't there to prove anything it's just there because that thread title is fantastic.
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Unread 10-10-2011, 10:52 PM   #10
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It was literally the work of years to verbally abuse you into becoming a bearably worthwhile human being.
...I don't want to know what this means, do I?
But srsly I was an awesome poster even back when I had inappropriately conservative beliefs
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