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Unread 02-27-2012, 03:38 PM   #21
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Don't worry too much, have fun, and don't go after everything your friends say you should drink without them telling you what you're drinking.
Matter of fact, expect nothing but ruthless betrayal from your friends, especially since you've never been drunk before. They'll think getting you as shitfaced as possible will be a riot.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 03:42 PM   #22
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Yeah man, gin is fucking delicious.

Rum & coke is a good suggestion, but gin & tonics taste pretty mild too and they're not super sweet. Long island iced tea is also good if you're just concerned about the flavour.

If you're trying to avoid being uncomfortably drunk, just take your time with each drink i.e. don't down them all at once and you'll be fine.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 03:49 PM   #23
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Gin is only acceptable in three occassions
A) you are an old lady
B) you are camping in the middle of nowhere
or
C) You are playing gin sala gin.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 05:08 PM   #24
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Hard to go wrong with a bottle of hard apple cider. Tastes pretty awesome, still has a bit of a kick to it.

Also! A Fuzzy Navel or a White Russian. Those are delish, I tells ya. Dee-lish.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 05:23 PM   #25
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Really what you should be doing is trying a bit of everything until you find what tastes good to you. Then have regrets the next morning cause mixing all the alcohols is a terrible idea. I'd start with some scotch. Refined and elegant.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 06:16 PM   #26
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Squeeze a lemon, add sugar, water, vodka and ice.

Heck, vodka + coke is also nice.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 08:19 PM   #27
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...Apparently none of you have ever heard of 'wine.'
Oh no, wait, Shyria just specified that she only wanted the hard stuff.

...Well screw that, buy an expensive bottle of Cabernet anyway and sip that nectar of the Gods like you're Dionysus and it is time for fucking ecstasy and elation

EDIT: It's also marginally frightening how much Seil and I apparently agree re: whiskey, rum, tequila, Jagermeister, gin, etc.
He's wrong about the sherry though.
Any drink that the Cranes drink is +1,000,000 awesome points.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 08:23 PM   #28
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Wine is for hipsters. Especially red wine.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 08:27 PM   #29
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Wine is for hipsters. Especially red wine.
Apparently in your world "hipsters" is defined to mean "awesome people."
And everyone knows red wine >>>> white wine.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 08:59 PM   #30
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How about "Wine is for a meal, not for getting drunk?" I mean, you can get drunk on wine—I've done so—but it's not the way most folks enjoy their wine.
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