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Unread 04-09-2012, 05:35 PM   #21
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You could use a squirt gun as, like, a flamethrower of paint.
Make sure it's flammable paint.
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Unread 04-09-2012, 05:48 PM   #22
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All Ive managed to gather is that this will hurt like a motherfucker.
You could probably put in an advance call to the Whaaambulance to reduce waiting times pookums.
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Unread 04-09-2012, 05:53 PM   #23
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Yeah I've played paintball it don't hurt that much even if you get hit square on. No more than any other bruise.

Get an RC car, put a paint squirt gun on with remote trigger. Unmanned drones!
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Guys. Two words.

Paint landmines.

How could this happen? Ideas?
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Unread 04-09-2012, 09:30 PM   #26
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Guys. Two words.

Paint landmines.

How could this happen? Ideas?
Does the Mentos/Coke trick work on carbonated water?

cause, you add some color on the water and make some sort of "step to release" system for the mentos and you have yourself a very decent and safe Mine
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Unread 04-09-2012, 10:08 PM   #27
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Paint filled water balloon on some sort of spring loaded contraption or just with a small firecracker under it or something.

Edit: Someone already found a better solution. Seriously though google is your friend.
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Unread 04-09-2012, 10:23 PM   #28
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Aaaand Im back.

Wasn't that bad. Played around 8 rounds. Might've been more fun if any of us knew what we were doing. About halfway in, some family came in and we played against them, and they basically dominated us. It took me a while to take that "don't be afraid to charge" tip to heart, but when I did it managed to slow them down.

It was all kinda close quarters. Two ends, one with two bunkers and the other with a bunch of fences and etc. There was this inclined path with a bunch of trees you could use to flank, but the other team always managed to make better use of it.

The shots sorta hurt when they collided, but the pain didn't last long. At any rate, I guess I didn't get hit bad. Got shot in the hand and that wasn't pleasant but it stopped hurting by the time the round was done with. I got shot in the mouth of the face mask though, and paint went straight through the breathing hole and into my mouth.

But yeah we all had fun even if we were mostly goofing off. We wasted a LOT of ammo. Like, we didn't really understand the concept of 'aim'.

e: also when I got back I found a tick on my leg in the shower and that was sorta unpleasant

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