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Unread 11-22-2012, 04:51 PM   #21
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To be fair, animals are probably all these things. The more you read about animal psychology the more you realise how animals are really really stupid. Like far stupider than even human babies and fuck babies are stupid.
they can't even read
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Unread 11-22-2012, 06:22 PM   #22
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Also, you know there's fanfiction of MLP supporting Romney right?
And here I thought this day could not get any worse
(Now we have to read them)
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Unread 11-22-2012, 07:28 PM   #23
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they can't even read
Forget reading, they can't even understand language! The stupidest baby can understand language effortlessly.

What have animals ever done for us! Besides possibly help us beat the neanderthals and evolve communities and empathy, and besides agriculture and construction and food what have animals ever done for us?
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Unread 11-22-2012, 07:40 PM   #24
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Besides possibly help us beat the neanderthals and evolve communities and empathy
I seriously wouldn't be altogether shocked to ultimately learn that a great deal of human social conventions were picked up from dogs
Those wolves really were our best friends
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I know we're going for over the topness here but that is very obviously not true.
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Unread 11-22-2012, 07:46 PM   #26
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Also I can't believe it
Ryong linked me to the 'Patriotpony' who's quoted on SexayPartay as believing that Ayn Rand and Pinkie Pie's values can be jovially intertwined

The two highlights:
* It's from a goddamn OKCupid dating profile. He quickly asserts he wants to be THE MAN in a theoretical relationship, lest the Pinkie Pie shoutout lead to any doubts
* He's writing an MLP: FiM fanfiction called "Serfdom in Equestria." It is, I shit you not, an 'expose' on how the 'liberal agenda' destroys the ponies' lives.

I know it's a bit petty and selfish for me to confess this, but I feel a whole lot better about myself after reading through that, and I sincerely look forward to a critical analysis of this man's first fanfiction.
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Unread 11-22-2012, 08:21 PM   #27
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I know we're going for over the topness here but that is very obviously not true.
If by very obviously you mean the contention of a few marginal researchers with dicey evidence and using the broadest definition of language possible then yes it is very obviously not true. You can even raise them as humans and they can't get past the most simplest of sentences- until they can recurse their way through Proust animals can't understand shit. Welcome to Chomskyville mofo, we play for keeps.
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Unread 11-22-2012, 08:23 PM   #28
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Welp.
If last night was an academic dissertation, my supposedly "clever" attempt to compare old friends to the cast of Persona 4 would have gotten a failing grade, I see.
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I lived vicariously through their adventures as they solved a ludicrous mystery and bonded over mundane academic feats. It was escapism, yes -- but I was at a point in my life where I'm willing to concede I needed that escapism, not as a permanent solution but at least as a temporary fix, something to get me from point A to point B.
when I thought, "Man, I sure don't consider real friends escapism. That's what animay friends are for. Or video game people... oh."

Or, yeah, Pinkie Pie, I guess. I like them Hidmari people more, but that's probably since I've been watching it so long. Also, Pinkie Pie was kinda out of line in that Gotta Share song you have linked in your sig, but, I mean, privilege doesn't make you a bad pony, which I think might've been the point.
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Unread 11-22-2012, 08:30 PM   #29
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If by very obviously you mean the contention of a few marginal researchers with dicey evidence and using the broadest definition of language possible then yes it is very obviously not true. Until they can recurse their way through Proust animals can't understand shit. Welcome to Chomskyville mofo, we play for keeps.
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