The Dream Car - Page 3

rpgdemon · 05-22-2015, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

I don't need a special car. I have an adequate penis.

So what you're saying is, even without a fancy car, you can give the ladies a wild ride?

Overcast · 05-22-2015, 09:43 PM

Meanwhile I cannot drive, and never have driven so I have no idea what I want out of a car other than to hide the size of my dick, and perhaps accentuate my ass somehow.

rpgdemon · 05-22-2015, 10:14 PM

You can only embed images from approved sources (Since hotlinking is mean to hosts). It's not a size thing. (Unlike this thread heyoooooo)

Overcast · 05-22-2015, 10:53 PM

With that the updated version of what I was trying to do.

Aerozord · 05-23-2015, 09:52 AM

To check, does this count as a car?

Because if so its my pick

Krylo · 05-23-2015, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Loyal

Gimme Dick Dastardly's Mean Machine.

MasterOfMagic · 05-24-2015, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mauve Mage

X-Wing.

This was my 5th grade dream that got me made fun of.

Now I've widened my criteria a bit, I'll take anything with a hyperdrive.

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Originally Posted by Overcast

Meanwhile I cannot drive, and never have driven so I have no idea what I want out of a car other than to hide the size of my dick, and perhaps accentuate my ass somehow.

Hey. Money's no object, so just have your own limo with a driver. Why get you hands dirty? Drink all you want, too!

Amake · 05-25-2015, 04:20 AM

I don't have a driveway, or a licence, or money to keep up with fuel, maintenance and insurance costs, but sure, I'd like a '58 Plymouth Fury, just to freak out college kids looking to buy a car and realizing they're in a Stephen King novel.

Or a self-sustaining boat with on me and my pals could float off the coast and not have to pay property tax. I'm thinking something like a floating island, covered in trees and plants, maybe a flock of sheep. Maybe made of stone. I'm not sure how anyone would make such a thing other than my character Leon from the story "Two", but that's my dream.

Overcast · 05-25-2015, 04:53 AM

Well that is sort of the thing, if I'm being driven all I really care about is general comfort. But if I'm talking about a dream car I'd really like to be tossing up a car I'd like to drive. And without knowing how my goofy sense of motion works in an automobile I feel kinda lacking in being able to say what my preferences are.

tacticslion · 05-28-2015, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Amake

I'm thinking something like a floating island, covered in trees and plants, maybe a flock of sheep. Maybe made of stone. I'm not sure how anyone would make such a thing other than my character Leon from the story "Two", but that's my dream.

If that's what we're playing, I'd totally take an island with sheep.

Lush, well-furnished; lots of internet tech/modern infrastructure; a safe self-sustaining and large power-supply; a grand library; and sheep. I'd have a staff, several buildings/houses/resources for family, and a dock.

(I'd have a nerd emporium at said port filled with Christian books, gaming books, history books, and mythology books. And lots of video game stuff.)

But, uh, that's not a vehicle. So, uh...

Boat. Plane. Golf cart (potentially even enclosed). Bicycle.

05-22-2015, 09:43 PM	#22
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	I still remember the flaming skull avatar Meanwhile I cannot drive, and never have driven so I have no idea what I want out of a car other than to hide the size of my dick, and perhaps accentuate my ass somehow. __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks! Last edited by Overcast; 05-22-2015 at 10:50 PM.

05-22-2015, 10:14 PM	#23
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	You can only embed images from approved sources (Since hotlinking is mean to hosts). It's not a size thing. (Unlike this thread heyoooooo) __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.

05-22-2015, 10:53 PM	#24
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	With that the updated version of what I was trying to do. __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks!

05-23-2015, 09:52 AM	#25
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	To check, does this count as a car? Because if so its my pick __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

05-25-2015, 04:20 AM	#28
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	I don't have a driveway, or a licence, or money to keep up with fuel, maintenance and insurance costs, but sure, I'd like a '58 Plymouth Fury, just to freak out college kids looking to buy a car and realizing they're in a Stephen King novel. Or a self-sustaining boat with on me and my pals could float off the coast and not have to pay property tax. I'm thinking something like a floating island, covered in trees and plants, maybe a flock of sheep. Maybe made of stone. I'm not sure how anyone would make such a thing other than my character Leon from the story "Two", but that's my dream. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

05-25-2015, 04:53 AM	#29
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	Well that is sort of the thing, if I'm being driven all I really care about is general comfort. But if I'm talking about a dream car I'd really like to be tossing up a car I'd like to drive. And without knowing how my goofy sense of motion works in an automobile I feel kinda lacking in being able to say what my preferences are. __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks!