Who knew again? - Page 340

krogothwolf · 02-19-2010, 10:37 PM

Girdle of Gender Changing!

Whomper · 02-19-2010, 10:54 PM

The Improbability Drive.

Archbio · 02-19-2010, 11:05 PM

Ring of Regeneration. It never came up, but imagine you'd better protect that finger.

It was that or the Head of Vecna.

42PETUNIAS · 02-19-2010, 11:59 PM

Seven League Boots

Si Civa · 02-20-2010, 05:11 AM

The One Ring.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 02-20-2010, 11:28 AM

Damn you Civa!

The Armoire of Invincibility.

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Originally Posted by Whomper

The Improbability Drive.

He said fantasy, not sci-fi.

Sir Pinkleton · 02-20-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Arhra

Runners up: Rods of Wonder and the Deck of Many Things.

A black shaft that stays in place, rock hard-like. Oh, D&D...

I doubt it's a winner, but I always liked the idea of the bag of holding.

**McTahr** · 02-20-2010, 09:29 PM

The Jacinth of Inestimable Beauty.

I mean, stuff goes blind if it looks at you, and once per day you can even make the penalty death.

How is this not the greatest pretentious "Avert thine eyes" tool ever? Every cocky lead character/evil badass needs one.

Wigmund · 02-22-2010, 03:24 PM

The Goblin King's Pants

Krylo · 02-22-2010, 05:40 PM

12)Whomper, Improbability Drive--Not Fantasy.

11) Hawk, Armoire of Invincibility--Useless.

10) Si Civa, One Ring--It's a cursed ring of invisibility. Sure, Sauron can, apparently, use it for more, but no one else can. Fuck that.

9) Viridis, Discworld Luggage--Don't know much about Discworld, so this gets stuck down here purely on my own ignorance, and your description makes it sound mostly useless.

8) Wigmund, Jareth's Pants--It's not the pants that are magical, it's Bowie's package. Now if you had said "The Goblin King's Massive Man-Meat" I might have given this a higher score. Or a lower one. I'm not sure.

7) Sir Pinkleton, Bag of Holding--This is an item no adventurer should go without, but it's not quite as fun as the others listed.

6) Arhra, Head of Vecna--Useless, and gross, but gets bonus points for lulz.

5) McTahr, Jacinth of Inestimable Beauty--Pretty awesome, but not really my style.

4)Bard, Necronomican--"Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah."

3) Archbio, Ring of Regeneration--This kinda depends, are talking like FF6 healing 30 health per round regeneration, or are we talking like 'put this ring on and turn into deadpool but less crazy' regeneration? Either way, pretty useful.

2) Krogo, Girdle of Gender Changing--This probably SHOULDN'T be this high, but I played a MUD with this item installed, and forced a fellow player to wear this for like a week. And wear a dress. And called him "Pretty Pretty Princess".

1) 42Petunias, Seven League Boots--Teleportation has always been right up there with regeneration for my favorite ability. Even if it is limited to 7 leagues at a time.

42 Wins.

02-19-2010, 10:37 PM	#3391
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02-19-2010, 11:05 PM	#3393
Archbio Data is Turned On Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,980	Ring of Regeneration. It never came up, but imagine you'd better protect that finger. It was that or the Head of Vecna. __________________ 6201 Reasons to Support Electoral Reform. Last edited by Archbio; 02-19-2010 at 11:16 PM.

02-19-2010, 11:59 PM	#3394
42PETUNIAS helloooo! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Court Posts: 2,816	Seven League Boots __________________ noooo! why are you doing that?!

02-20-2010, 09:29 PM	#3398
McTahr For the right price... Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,268	The Jacinth of Inestimable Beauty. I mean, stuff goes blind if it looks at you, and once per day you can even make the penalty death. How is this not the greatest pretentious "Avert thine eyes" tool ever? Every cocky lead character/evil badass needs one. __________________ Gone.

02-22-2010, 03:24 PM	#3399
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Dance Magic, Dance The Goblin King's Pants __________________ Slightly off-kilter

02-20-2010, 05:11 AM	#3395
Si Civa Nothing's gonna change my world Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,078	The One Ring.

02-22-2010, 05:40 PM	#3400
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	12)Whomper, Improbability Drive--Not Fantasy. 11) Hawk, Armoire of Invincibility--Useless. 10) Si Civa, One Ring--It's a cursed ring of invisibility. Sure, Sauron can, apparently, use it for more, but no one else can. Fuck that. 9) Viridis, Discworld Luggage--Don't know much about Discworld, so this gets stuck down here purely on my own ignorance, and your description makes it sound mostly useless. 8) Wigmund, Jareth's Pants--It's not the pants that are magical, it's Bowie's package. Now if you had said "The Goblin King's Massive Man-Meat" I might have given this a higher score. Or a lower one. I'm not sure. 7) Sir Pinkleton, Bag of Holding--This is an item no adventurer should go without, but it's not quite as fun as the others listed. 6) Arhra, Head of Vecna--Useless, and gross, but gets bonus points for lulz. 5) McTahr, Jacinth of Inestimable Beauty--Pretty awesome, but not really my style. 4)Bard, Necronomican--"Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah." 3) Archbio, Ring of Regeneration--This kinda depends, are talking like FF6 healing 30 health per round regeneration, or are we talking like 'put this ring on and turn into deadpool but less crazy' regeneration? Either way, pretty useful. 2) Krogo, Girdle of Gender Changing--This probably SHOULDN'T be this high, but I played a MUD with this item installed, and forced a fellow player to wear this for like a week. And wear a dress. And called him "Pretty Pretty Princess". 1) 42Petunias, Seven League Boots--Teleportation has always been right up there with regeneration for my favorite ability. Even if it is limited to 7 leagues at a time. 42 Wins. __________________ I am very tired.