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Unread 11-08-2007, 10:05 PM   #31
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Well now that you mentioned a ground rule, RT. Here's a few others:

1) Mind the corpses.
2) DO NOT read Yacc Crop Imp. If you do, a piece of your soul will be shred to pieces... and shat on....
3) NEVER make the mistake of thinking we're just joking. Everyone here is a crazy motherfucker, especially the mods...
4) DO NOT drink the water around here.
5) It's best to arm yourself at all times, especially when you're in close proximity of Off Topic.
6) DO NOT become an Iyeru. (for the sake of your brainmeats, I will not explain this rule any further)
7) Yodadogs and Candlejacks and shit like that are not only allowed around here, they're a fucking religion.

Any other rules that I'm forgetting here people?
8) Don't piss off Fifth. He will rip you 17 new ones with a tire iron. (This includes mentioning a certain Walker, Texas ranger pseudo-cowboy.)
9) Be prepared to have your sensibilities viciously raped.
10) I'm the Starchild.
11) ???
12) Profit.
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Unread 11-08-2007, 10:21 PM   #32
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We HAVE women here. :B
BULLSHIT! Since when?

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6) DO NOT become an Iyeru. (for the sake of your brainmeats, I will not explain this rule any further)
Dont, seriously. I swear to god, we will not stand for anymore godamn vore fetish stuff. Im not being funny, dont. We mean it.

Also, dont google vore. I mean it. Seriously. Dont.

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Unread 11-08-2007, 11:05 PM   #33
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Hey, unlike the rest of the internet we actually HAVE women here. :B
Well, we have guys who pretend to be girls and guys who get labeled as girls for no fucking reason.
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Unread 11-09-2007, 01:03 AM   #34
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It's like prison.
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Unread 11-09-2007, 01:55 AM   #35
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^ only with more rape.

Generally speaking
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Unread 11-09-2007, 07:10 AM   #36
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Prepare to have your anus violated!!
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Unread 11-09-2007, 08:53 AM   #37
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Well, we have guys who pretend to be girls and guys who get labeled as girls for no fucking reason.
You're just angry because I figured out your secret.
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Unread 11-09-2007, 11:37 AM   #38
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You're so cute, lil Niknik~ :p
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Unread 11-09-2007, 11:59 AM   #39
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Okay, wow.

New guy just pops up to say "hay guyz wats goin on in dis thread" and it turns into this.

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Ladies and gentlemen: I present to you the essence of NPF, distilled down to a single thread! *steps offstage and prompts round of applause*
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Unread 11-09-2007, 03:31 PM   #40
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Okay, wow.

New guy just pops up to say "hay guyz wats goin on in dis thread" and it turns into this.

...

Ladies and gentlemen: I present to you the essence of NPF, distilled down to a single thread! *steps offstage and prompts round of applause*
Butt-rape is the essence of NPF?

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Also, dont google vore. I mean it. Seriously. Dont.
As soon as you said that, I just had to. I've learned my lesson.
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