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Unread 02-12-2008, 08:25 AM   #31
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Strago: "So then I pointed out to her that more often than not I am particpating in -some- kind of secks, sometimes the man variety, in pront square anyway =O Other times it's Peco, Homunc, and once with a cart =O"

FatherJack: i need to start grinding on ancient mummies
me: wow
nothing's safe from your humping antics
FatherJack: nothing
me: female, male, undead?
nothing is taboo
FatherJack: i'm committed to my art
me: yes, yes you are
FatherJack - Humping around the World
FatherJack: take out around and it's more accurate

Less obscenity, more amusing situation:
Setup - party is in Odin's. We come up against Randris and we've all been doing the "HEY RANDYYY!" shouts at her while safely barriered by a cliff. Sadly, Randris manages to circumvent this so the party splits up by fwinging to safety and regrouping. I land on a cliff above maybe 20% of the party...

Laestell:"RYU! DON'T GO THAT WAY!"
Ryu van Burace:"Why?"
*Valkyrie appears from nowhere*
Ryu van Burace (while running):"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Laestell:*laughing so hard*

so in retrospect, Laestell wants to kill me T_T
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Unread 02-12-2008, 08:25 AM   #32
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Originally Posted by DraconisMaster
Here's one I randomly found in my savechat bin:
Sweetheart, on the horrible place that is Medusas,

Main@Sweetheart: I would rather lick the manuered udder of an infected goat
Main@Sweetheart: than play here
Main@AniPriest: You have such VOCABULARY.
Main@Corruptus:
Main@Sweetheart: I would rather tie my hair in knots and go to bed with it wet
Main@Sweetheart: than fight here
Main@Corruptus:
Main@Sweetheart: I would rather enjoy a night alone with... hm, Tori than
Main@Sweetheart: spend another moment here.
Main@Sweetheart: The ONLY reason why I am here is because of my friends.
Main@Rodsan: Kill Mukas
Main@Sweetheart: -_-
Main@Grimmage: kill soils
Main@Sweetheart: I would rather Frenchkiss *gasp* DRACORION than spend
Main@Grimmage: wow
Main@Grimmage: that is a lot oif hat
Main@Dracorion: Whoa.
Main@Sweetheart: one more moment in this putrid example of torrential meds.
Hm. I kinda recall being the one who dragged her into that party
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Unread 02-12-2008, 09:30 AM   #33
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Originally Posted by RaiRai
I seriously said that? I can hardly believe I've been logged on long enough to type something of that kind of depth and level of logic.
It was from a lonnnggg time ago. In 1.0
I have it in two or save chats.

I should've seriously written down where each came from though... i have well over 100 save chats ever since early 1.0 days
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Unread 02-12-2008, 10:03 AM   #34
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Originally Posted by pearljamais
There are things you think you'll never miss.... this is not one of those times.

This is fucking long too >>

Rival : hold, hold...
Orion Pulse : you guys wanna sing the song?
Bork : YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twink : doesn't know what else to do
Lyra Silvertongue : ha ha Bork
Rival : DO EET!@
LP Voltaire : Which song?
Orion Pulse : the barney song.
Rival : barny song?
LP Voltaire : ewwwww
Fullerene : ah hem
Twink : (my girlfriends a psychologist, i pick up shit like this)
Lyra Silvertongue : omg never!
Rival : River fears barney..
LP Voltaire : I love you, you love me
Tev Loneglade : Some [people started singing it not knowing what it was?
Twink : (future psychologist**)
Bork : OH, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!!!!!!!!!!
Lyra Silvertongue : *covers her ears*
Orion Pulse : no seriously.
Orion Pulse : it's either that or...
Orion Pulse : wait.
Bork : EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orion Pulse : even better.
Tev Loneglade : and they continue singing it forever just because....
Odraun : I liked barney when i was like 3 >>
Lyra Silvertongue : *sings
Lyra Silvertongue : argle >>
Lyra Silvertongue : *tries again*
LP Voltaire : Barney is a nazi
LP Voltaire : he brain washes us

GODWIN'S LAW!!!!! *END*
Now corrected to what SHOULD have happened :p
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Unread 02-12-2008, 10:06 AM   #35
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and yet anyway you can drag that out it's still funny....

I gotta go through my other save chats >>
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Unread 02-12-2008, 10:41 AM   #36
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God only knows how at 3 in the morning when Pront's just me, Josh, July and Xonix, we all become really fucked up. I'm trying to remember the "annoying as fuck" thing Josh said.
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Unread 02-12-2008, 12:35 PM   #37
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Completely glad I missed that day -looks at the sammy quote- very very gald of it indeed.....
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Unread 02-12-2008, 04:46 PM   #38
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Yeah, I was there. But you know what else?

I slept at night!
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Unread 02-12-2008, 06:14 PM   #39
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hey we need more chats featuring me. I cant find the boner chat log, so the task must fall to another
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Unread 02-12-2008, 06:58 PM   #40
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This is what Unbeholden guild chat is like.
Gol Gari : SO Brain
Chef Brian : brain bubbles!
Gol Gari : Are you going to get us a good Emblem?
Chef Brian : yes
Gol Gari : Not that the current one isn;t awesome
Gol Gari : good
Chef Brian : more like suck
Gol Gari : How is it suck?
Chef Brian : it... looks bad?
Gol Gari : T_T
Gol Gari : okay
Gol Gari : Who told me what now?
Chef Brian : i told you to make me leader
Gol Gari : Now that allcaht isn;t clogging up my chat window
Gol Gari : No
Chef Brian : (had to try)
Gol Gari : XD
Gol Gari : so
Gol Gari : Brian has tax
Gol Gari : Ausar does not
Chef Brian : rebel!
Gol Gari : nor did he evrer
Gol Gari : He's 65, brian
Chef Brian : so
Gol Gari : he needs levels badly
Gol Gari : AND
Gol Gari : the exp he'd get wouldn;t help as much
Chef Brian : your just jealous
Gol Gari : Yes
Gol Gari : Yes I am
Chef Brian : i knew it
Gol Gari : Dear lord.
Gol Gari : Caleb
Ausar : ?
Gol Gari : I hear he's done some... ethnically insensitive things before.
Chef Brian : i dont think thats the real caleb
Gol Gari : I hope not
Chef Brian : real caleb got ip banned
Gol Gari : indeed
Gol Gari : BUT
Gol Gari : It's possible to change you ip.
Chef Brian : yes
Chef Brian : i think he would've told me
Gol Gari : Not even that hard
Chef Brian : as i know him irl
Gol Gari : =O
Chef Brian : PITY ME
Chef Brian : RAWR
Gol Gari : I do
Gol Gari : Pity you
Gol Gari : A lot
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