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[Amake]

So I woke up from the same ongoing nightmare three times in the last three hours. I spent 30 minutes scared of getting out of bed and jumping at shadows and my reflection in the mirror because I could not be sure if I was still dreaming. I just decided this condition is called "Nightmare overload".

It began with a monster cat that changed back and forth into a baby that made sarcastic jokes in a creepy voice. I had some people to help fighting it; it gnawed on my hand quite a lot and I laughed at how little it hurt. I woke up with intense pain and tingling in my hand that I was crushing between my legs. Lolled and rolled over and went back to sleep.

Then there was some sort of facility where various and somehow creepy wounded animals were kept in cages. Some lions had escaped and apparently given the other animals a good kicking. I made a hungry giraffe come out of its cage where it promptly went for my throat. I put an arm under its jaw to keep it from biting me, but it pinned me to the ground and bled on me so hard from its severed throat that I couldn't breathe. I clearly recall the distinct taste and warmth of giraffe blood, and the incredible pressure caused by the animal's powerful heart that manages to get the blood all the way up to the head. You can't make this shit up.

Then, after some series of events involving some kind of family drama in an apartment I lived in several years ago and riding in a car in the middle of the night in a tropical rainstorm, I ended up in a wholly different car stopped in a desert suburb, surrounded by angry women yelling at the woman behind the wheel. I think they felt she was a bad neighbor. They threw a body at the car in order to break the windows and let the escaped lions prowling the neighborhood, in.

To make matters worse I was in the back seat alone with a baby, which I was sure was another monster baby. I poked and prodded it until it turned on the demon eyes and stared at me and said something mean about women who drive and have lions with hardons of hate stalking them. I was really fucking scared cause I didn't know if the baby was going to play with me, only revealing its monster nature to me and make everyone think I was crazy and all that, or if I was actually hearing voices and was going to strangle an innocent baby, understandable as though it may be considering the earlier monster baby incident. And then I woke up.

Feels much better now that I've shared.

So what's up in your dream worlds?