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Unread 08-25-2010, 04:06 AM   #31
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Those are rolls. What the fuck.
AMERICA

That's what the fuck.

Seriously you guys why is there not an [AMERICA] tag to do that color tessellation automatically?

ETA: And let me tell you what AMERICA really does better than anyone: Pizza. That's right, you heard me. Italy can go eat their pizzas in hell. Oh wait, they already are.

NB: By "America" I mean, "California" and by "Italy" I mean "New York, Chicago, and also Italy."
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Unread 08-25-2010, 04:08 AM   #32
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You switched from bullshit with, like, 50 stars and some stripes to bullshit with... whatsit? Twelve? And they're yellow on blue too, what colour blind fuck decided that would be a good idea?

America! Fuck Yeah! Because the flag is prettier!

EDIT: My location is obviously set to Germany, a little known town in the most glorious state of the USA. You can't take that from me by proving that such a town doesn't exist, or the state isn't glorious, because that would be an utter lie.

EDIT2: I just found some crackhead youngsters on my lawn smoking pot, so I went out with my trusty rifle and yelled "gedd off mah propatah" and shot in the air. Boy, did they run.
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Unread 08-25-2010, 09:12 AM   #33
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EDIT: My location is obviously set to Germany, a little known town in the most glorious state of the USA. You can't take that that from me by proving that such a town doesn't exist, or the state isn't glorious, because that would be an utter lie.
You live in Germany, Texas?

EDIT: I am NOT saying Texas is the most glorious state in the US. Bunch of arrogant fucking bastards in that state.

EDIT2: Also NOT saying Arkansas is the greatest...far from it...
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Unread 08-25-2010, 09:23 AM   #34
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Uh... yeah yeah, that. I'm from the great state of Texas!
Gonna have to saddle those horses before I go and vote the republicans like every good god-fearing citizen American and eat... Hamburgers? local specialty, which is anything I want, only huge, because I'm in Texas.
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Unread 08-25-2010, 09:35 AM   #35
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EDIT: My location is obviously set to Germany, a little known town in the most glorious state of the USA. You can't take that that from me by proving that such a town doesn't exist, or the state isn't glorious, because that would be an utter lie.
I say where ever we have bases is part of America.
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Unread 08-25-2010, 10:46 AM   #36
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Americas got 99 problems but bitches ain't one of them.




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Unread 08-25-2010, 12:33 PM   #37
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Finland has 0 problems.

e: I switched sides again, btw.
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Finland has one problem, and it's US (me). I'm coming for you now. That'll TEACH you to enslave yourself to ONE man-made set of magical lines on a map that make you better than the people on the other side. FOR SOME REASON. And Finland IS the other side.

EDIT: Fuck, wait a sec, I just noticed I'm up against Finland.
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Unread 08-25-2010, 01:08 PM   #39
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Americas got 99 problems but bitches ain't one of them.




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America got

Af-pak patrols on the gat patrol

Folks who wanna make sure its casket closed

Economics critics say its just money cash ho's

It's from Britain, stoopid, what kind of facts are those?
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Unread 08-25-2010, 01:58 PM   #40
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Finland has one problem, and it's US (me). I'm coming for you now. That'll TEACH you to enslave yourself to ONE man-made set of magical lines on a map that make you better than the people on the other side. FOR SOME REASON. And Finland IS the other side.

EDIT: Fuck, wait a sec, I just noticed I'm up against Finland.
What are you thinking man?

They blow you away for coughing in 4 degree weather!
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