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Unread 05-18-2011, 08:11 PM   #31
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Calling it now -- if you've seen one "The Murderer" post, you've seen them all.
I sincerely hope that isn't the case, but even seeing the name threw up a flag. I am unfortunately inclined to agree with this assessment.
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Unread 05-18-2011, 09:27 PM   #32
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Well i called myself the murderer for a reason...also can I actually get my name changed by mods if people request it?
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Unread 05-18-2011, 09:31 PM   #33
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It seems so. The fools were willing to let Earl become Aldurin, they don't even think about it anymore. I remember when they used to do it without people asking because they were terrible.

Also, I think T-Murder has already had posts about something other than murder. Moreso than those about murder, so it seems moot as of now.
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Unread 05-18-2011, 09:37 PM   #34
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Well part of why i asked if i could kill people who complain was because i was curious where the line was drawn. Seil said I was the "super prime" so i was wondering how far it could go.

If i could control politics couldn't that basically just make me a king? could i have a full totalitarian society? Would people seriously obey every belief i held? could I be a supreme overlord over all that lived?.....also it's probably what i would do given the situation.
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Unread 05-18-2011, 09:51 PM   #35
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Speaking for the US and the current political climate thereof I find the prospect of a head of state being empowered to literally go out into the streets at night selecting random victims to personally and brutally murder to be well more plausible than any of the stuff I posted ever coming anywhere near close to becoming law.
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Unread 05-18-2011, 09:58 PM   #36
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I'd fire every single supreme court judge. Force them to complete an occupation with any other judge that wants entry and rewrite the situation so that they only are allowed a six year sitting.

All requirements to run for any office over the age of thirty would be reduced to thirty.

All offices of the legislative branch would be forced into the a proportional representation voting system, dumping the plurality. There would be a year long period of education on what that meant to all of the US before it would be executed to bring in the new Congress.

Do pretty much everything Fifthfiend said, with edits as above for the supreme court and perhaps less leniency on victims of torture if they were guilty of something notable as long a no further torture is used.

If possible systematically invade all land south of the US and work out some kind of fusing agreement with Canada to become the United Americas.
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Send everyone in Guantanamo Bay home, unless they were A. actually demonstrably guilty of something, B. not tortured.
Uhm... They'd still be in there unless you can define why they can't go home from B?
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Unread 05-18-2011, 10:03 PM   #37
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Well i called myself the murderer for a reason...also can I actually get my name changed by mods if people request it?
Name changes are the way to go. You think I came up with this name on my own? Fifth bestowed it upon me during his short stint as the host for the awesomeness of Shawn Spencer. Before that I was "The Gunslinger." That name totally sucked. So why don't you think up a new name when you get the chance and pop that name-change cherry. It's gonna happen sometime.
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Unread 05-18-2011, 10:23 PM   #38
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Uhm... They'd still be in there unless you can define why they can't go home from B?
Guilty of something AND not tortured.

Like, if we can't prove you're guilty of anything, we let you go.

If we tortured the shit out of you, even if we think you're guilty of something, we let you go.

EDIT: Looking at that second clause, I think that maybe, if we can prove that you did something significantly bad, that we can prove in a trial, without using evidence obtained via torture, then maybe we don't let you go.
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Unread 05-18-2011, 10:56 PM   #39
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actually haven't they ALL been tortured? heck just being in there would probably qualify as torture
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Unread 05-18-2011, 11:03 PM   #40
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Seil said I was the "super prime" so i was wondering how far it could go.
I wouldn't put a lot of faith in what I say when I'm drunk.
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