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Unread 07-14-2011, 02:18 AM   #31
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As long as you promise a pet deathclaw to every survivor as your campaign platform, I'm fine with it.
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Unread 07-14-2011, 05:14 AM   #32
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Don't let Germans run for office. In fact, don't let Germans have a government.
So when I head over to Germany in September, my complete conquest of your country is cool right? Cause I actually have a plan for it.

My German professor had us all write these essays and I got bored and wrote out a plan of world conquest starting with Germany. I have a few rough copies if you would like to see.
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Unread 07-14-2011, 05:16 AM   #33
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Nah, man. It's cool. Just do your thing. I like to be surprised.
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Unread 07-14-2011, 05:24 PM   #34
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My future presidential run is forever jeopardized by the bloody violent killing spree I went on at some point before my presidential run.

Like, no, I haven't gone on a bloody violent killing spree, I'm just saying that I'd have to be crazy already before I tried to run for any political office.
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Unread 07-14-2011, 06:16 PM   #35
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He was born in Panama.

On a US military base, but, yeah.
Pretty sure that wouldn't disqualify you though, I think military bases are with embassies and territories that for political purposes, such as citizenship, they are American soil

now on topic, I'd say just about anyone thats ever gotten banned from the News/serious discussion forum. Normally this is because they make remarks that a particular group would find offensive, and we all know that nothing short of a sex scandal is more harmful to your political career.
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Unread 07-14-2011, 06:31 PM   #36
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Unread 07-14-2011, 07:32 PM   #37
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I already served two terms, so they'd have to abolish term limits first.
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Unread 07-15-2011, 03:35 PM   #38
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I could never make it into the white house, as I have a wildly unkempt beard. This is both my appearance and my platform, and as such, I have no choice but to appoint Smarty as my VP. Disaster is ensured.
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Unread 07-15-2011, 05:02 PM   #39
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Unread 07-17-2011, 03:33 AM   #40
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I wouldn't even try to lie about my abuse of presidential power to fuck everyone who know what that power was.
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