I may have to go on the lam, you guys - Page 4

Aerozord · 09-28-2011, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Thadius

Well then clearly you've gone into the future, and way too far into it at that. Which is ridiculous, because they'd just arrest you for evading the charges for who knows how long anyways.

statute of limitations

Flarecobra · 10-01-2011, 11:36 AM

Step 1: Buy a tux.
Step 2: Fly to Antartica.
Step 3: Be a penguin.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit/freedom.

Sky Warrior Bob · 10-01-2011, 12:04 PM

Watch 'I almost got away with it' on Discover Channel, then do the opposite. Either that, or learn to not take any stock in random e-mails. Heck, does that FBI e-mail even mention you by name?

**Satan's Onion** · 10-03-2011, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob

Watch 'I almost got away with it' on Discover Channel, then do the opposite. Either that, or learn to not take any stock in random e-mails. Heck, does that FBI e-mail even mention you by name?

I didn't check, silly, ~~'cos I don't want my computer getting internet STDs~~ 'cos I knew immediately that my number was up and I had to get away!

akaSM · 10-13-2011, 10:17 AM

I knew I shouldn't have posted here, I KNEW IT

Quote:

Originally Posted by FBI OFFICE FLORIDA

Did you authorize MR. BENARD WILLIAMS SMITH from Virginia to receive your $30.5M,he told me you sent him and that you are dead.

HERE IS THE MAN INFORMATION'S TO TRANSFER THE FUND TO HIS ACCOUNT:

NAME MR. BENARD WILLIAMS SMITH
*address*
======================================
Bank name and infos,
*bank stuff*
======================================
*I should put my info here*

Get back to me with the above information before we can direct you to the paying bank or proceed with him as well.
FBI OFFICE
USA.

Not only did I get an email from the FBI but, some bastard took my munnys

. Also, I might have died without noticing

Does anyone have an extra tux? Going to Penguinland sounds like the best option since I cannot run to Mexico D:

EDIT: Oh god, I don't even know if I'm dead or alive. I need someone to observe me, I don't want to be a Schrodinger's human D:

Aldurin · 10-13-2011, 11:08 AM

Looking more closely at the e-mail, it seems that the national standards for grammar were lowered without us noticing.

Seil · 10-13-2011, 11:17 AM

**Satan's Onion** · 10-13-2011, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by akaSM

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Not only did I get an email from the FBI but, some bastard took my munnys

. Also, I might have died without noticing

Does anyone have an extra tux? Going to Penguinland sounds like the best option since I cannot run to Mexico D:

EDIT: Oh god, I don't even know if I'm dead or alive. I need someone to observe me, I don't want to be a Schrodinger's human D:

Not only from the FBI, but from the FBI in Florida. The government in Florida is wll known for being particularly law-abiding and ruthlessly honest, as the late Hunter S. Thompson and practically anyone else could tell you. They'll stop at nothing to see the law carried out to its fullest extent! Nothing, I tell you!

Have you tried China? They may be an oppressive authoritarian shithole, but there'll be lots of people around ~~to make sure your waveform collapses properly~~ so you can get lost in the crowd, as it were. Good food, too.

...Or so I heard.

Magus · 10-13-2011, 10:15 PM

I dunno, it says right there "FBI Office, USA", sounds pretty legit to me guyz.

Shyria Dracnoir · 10-14-2011, 12:07 AM

SO, I'm not sure if you can read this but if you aren't in police custody and/or dead, I buried a care package out in the desert just past the Phoenix city limits. Follow State Route 101 and look for a pair of cacti that look like they're doing a tango. Walk about 50 yards due east from there and dig. You'll find a suitcase with $500 in medium bills, a fake ID set with driver's license, insurance card and Cheese of the Month membership as well as a fully loaded Colt Peacemaker revolver with 36 additional rounds. That should last you to the border and beyond.

And if you ever get lost in the Sonoran look for a rattlesnake with one blue eye and a scar on his back that looks like Marylin Monroe. Tell him Shyria sent you and that you're there to collect a favor on my behalf. He'll have to help you.

10-01-2011, 11:36 AM	#32
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Step 1: Buy a tux. Step 2: Fly to Antartica. Step 3: Be a penguin. Step 4: ???? Step 5: Profit/freedom. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

10-01-2011, 12:04 PM	#33
Sky Warrior Bob bOB iZ brOkeN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a nice place to visit... Posts: 3,755	Watch 'I almost got away with it' on Discover Channel, then do the opposite. Either that, or learn to not take any stock in random e-mails. Heck, does that FBI e-mail even mention you by name? __________________ :bmage: Because breakdancing is evil, and so am I, you will click on this link: The power of evil compels you... You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation. Yes I know the breakdancing BM link doesn't work, and I don't care.

10-13-2011, 11:17 AM	#37
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Oh, you said "Lam," not... okay, yeah, I see where this went wrong.

10-13-2011, 10:15 PM	#39
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	I dunno, it says right there "FBI Office, USA", sounds pretty legit to me guyz. __________________ The Valiant Review

10-14-2011, 12:07 AM	#40
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	SO, I'm not sure if you can read this but if you aren't in police custody and/or dead, I buried a care package out in the desert just past the Phoenix city limits. Follow State Route 101 and look for a pair of cacti that look like they're doing a tango. Walk about 50 yards due east from there and dig. You'll find a suitcase with $500 in medium bills, a fake ID set with driver's license, insurance card and Cheese of the Month membership as well as a fully loaded Colt Peacemaker revolver with 36 additional rounds. That should last you to the border and beyond. And if you ever get lost in the Sonoran look for a rattlesnake with one blue eye and a scar on his back that looks like Marylin Monroe. Tell him Shyria sent you and that you're there to collect a favor on my behalf. He'll have to help you. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

10-13-2011, 11:08 AM	#36
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Looking more closely at the e-mail, it seems that the national standards for grammar were lowered without us noticing.