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Unread 02-27-2012, 09:48 PM   #31
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Keep in mind, boys and girls and indiscriminate others, just as I'm a bad influence on her, so is she a bad influence on me.

If the advice you give her turns out to be bad enough, you all might meet a drunk me one day.

It's not a day I think you or anyone living will particularly enjoy. Least of all me, but at least I'm realistic about that day coming eventually.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 10:18 PM   #32
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Man Seil, you are like the biggest buzzkill ever. If you want to follo are yow a bunch of rules why are you drinking.
Says the man who drinks out of a tub. Also, after working in restaurants/bars and hearing the complaints, there's just some dos and don'ts.

Also, Snake, yeah red wine. I'd go for a shiraz. Sherry is also terrible.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 10:45 PM   #33
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Gin and tonic - excellent

Rum and coke - excellent

Vodka OR tequila lemonade - excellent but dangerous (if the lemonade is sour/sweet enough it can completely mask the alcohol and then you're fucked)
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Unread 02-27-2012, 10:48 PM   #34
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If the advice you give her turns out to be bad enough, you all might meet a drunk me one day.
Given how you act when sober, I'm almost inclined to wonder whether a drunk Thadius is actually entirely sane and easy to converse with.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 10:50 PM   #35
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Man Seil, you are like the biggest buzzkill ever. If you want to follo are yow a bunch of rules why are you drinking.
Objection: A buzzkill would suggest not drinking at all.

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Keep in mind, boys and girls and indiscriminate others, just as I'm a bad influence on her, so is she a bad influence on me.

If the advice you give her turns out to be bad enough, you all might meet a drunk me one day.

It's not a day I think you or anyone living will particularly enjoy. Least of all me, but at least I'm realistic about that day coming eventually.
Please. You're probably a kitten drunk.
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Unread 02-27-2012, 11:55 PM   #36
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How about "Wine is for a meal, not for getting drunk?" I mean, you can get drunk on wine—I've done so—but it's not the way most folks enjoy their wine.
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I love going through bottles. You sure as Hell don't guzzle it -- heathens!! -- but it can be great for an evening with friends.
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Unread 02-28-2012, 01:29 AM   #37
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Unread 02-28-2012, 04:18 AM   #38
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Objection: A buzzkill would suggest not drinking at al
No a buzzkill will take really fun activities and ruin them for everyone with a bunch of rules.

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I love going through bottles. You sure as Hell don't guzzle it -- heathens!! -- but it can be great for an evening with friends.
Agree. Getting blasted on wine is aces. Red is the best mostly for practicality - you don't need to arrnage chilling or anything.
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Unread 02-28-2012, 08:43 AM   #39
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If you're going for dinner, go with a fruit drink like a daquiri or a mai tai. A good baby step into the drinking pool.

At a bar: I agree with everything Seil said, but I add this drink. Delicious and tastes like candy, so be careful about having too many of these, you can get wasted quickly.

Buttery nipple with a cherry kiss:

1/2oz butterscotch shnappes
1/2oz Bailey's irish cream
1tsp cherry liquer

Also, don't bother with beer unless you want something cheap and never drink it first. Remember this poem: Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

To be on the safe side just don't mix your drinks.
Be careful, be safe, but have fun and happy birthday!!
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Unread 02-28-2012, 08:52 AM   #40
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