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Tev · 04-19-2010, 11:26 AM

We really need to condense our mass some. These tunnels are getting unmanageable fast.

I say we back up, condense to a more combative form, and then go eat us a Dweller.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 04-19-2010, 11:31 AM

Shift MASS to SNAKE ATTACK MODE!

Squeeze through GAP!

Activate LASER EYES!

DESTROY the DWELLER once and for all!

Aerozord · 04-19-2010, 02:05 PM

I say we shirk down, jump down its throat and see just how laser proof its internal organs are as we secrete acid and burst out of its chest.

BODY HORROR

PS

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Originally Posted by Arhra

Tev · 04-19-2010, 02:19 PM

I vote we do.....

...THIS!

Aerozord · 04-19-2010, 02:21 PM

umm Tev, didn't we already try the laser eye thing?

Tev · 04-19-2010, 02:23 PM

Yes, and we should do it again.

Flarecobra · 04-19-2010, 06:13 PM

Hence why I suggest aiming the lasers for the tentacle's mouth.

Sky Warrior Bob · 04-19-2010, 06:15 PM

Uhm, shouldn't those whiskers of ours told us that the passage was too small for our increased mass? That's what the real things do for cats.

As for action, the only options I see are to attempt to shoot the tentacle holding the yellow thing (with laser eyes, natch). Or get smacked with the yellow thing.

I say, shoot creature in tentacle that's holding the yellow thing.

SWB

BitVyper · 04-19-2010, 06:29 PM

Convert some of our excess mass to hypermass so as to better fit through the tunnel.

Wigmund · 04-19-2010, 07:01 PM

Why didn't Squishy go down the other path to chase the DWELLER? I mean, it was wide open and gave Squishy a longer path to attack the tentacled horror from.

As for LASER EYES, we need to find a way to raise our EVOLUTIONARY LIMIT and probably evolve the following traits:
> PUPIL
> OPTICAL LENS (with ability to strengthen/weaken LASERS through changing focus)
> RETINA with IMPROVED PHOTORECPTORS and SPECIALIZED LASER EMITTERS
> a pretty IRIS*
> CORNEA
> some AQUEOUS and VITRIOLIC HUMORS in the appropriate areas of the eye
> and whatever else is needed to work

Maybe these EVOLUTIONS, using IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY, would count as one evolution overall for the LIMIT (or two - EYES and LASER EYES)

* for the IRIS, maybe it be linked with a mood-ring like setting on them where they change colors depending on Squishy's mood, health, hunger, etc. The left eye can indicate mood, and the right eye can indicate health/etc, this gives Squishy HETEROCHROMIA - further improving ADORABILITY
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04-19-2010, 02:21 PM	#405
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	umm Tev, didn't we already try the laser eye thing? __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

04-19-2010, 06:13 PM	#407
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Hence why I suggest aiming the lasers for the tentacle's mouth. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

04-19-2010, 06:15 PM	#408
Sky Warrior Bob bOB iZ brOkeN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a nice place to visit... Posts: 3,755	Uhm, shouldn't those whiskers of ours told us that the passage was too small for our increased mass? That's what the real things do for cats. As for action, the only options I see are to attempt to shoot the tentacle holding the yellow thing (with laser eyes, natch). Or get smacked with the yellow thing. I say, shoot creature in tentacle that's holding the yellow thing. SWB __________________ :bmage: Because breakdancing is evil, and so am I, you will click on this link: The power of evil compels you... You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation. Yes I know the breakdancing BM link doesn't work, and I don't care. Last edited by Sky Warrior Bob; 04-19-2010 at 06:38 PM.

04-19-2010, 06:29 PM	#409
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Convert some of our excess mass to hypermass so as to better fit through the tunnel. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

04-19-2010, 07:01 PM	#410
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Why didn't Squishy go down the other path to chase the DWELLER? I mean, it was wide open and gave Squishy a longer path to attack the tentacled horror from. As for LASER EYES, we need to find a way to raise our EVOLUTIONARY LIMIT and probably evolve the following traits: > PUPIL > OPTICAL LENS (with ability to strengthen/weaken LASERS through changing focus) > RETINA with IMPROVED PHOTORECPTORS and SPECIALIZED LASER EMITTERS > a pretty IRIS* > CORNEA > some AQUEOUS and VITRIOLIC HUMORS in the appropriate areas of the eye > and whatever else is needed to work Maybe these EVOLUTIONS, using IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY, would count as one evolution overall for the LIMIT (or two - EYES and LASER EYES) * for the IRIS, maybe it be linked with a mood-ring like setting on them where they change colors depending on Squishy's mood, health, hunger, etc. The left eye can indicate mood, and the right eye can indicate health/etc, this gives Squishy HETEROCHROMIA - further improving ADORABILITY __________________ Slightly off-kilter