Knowledge is power! - Page 5

Geminex · 11-02-2009, 07:27 PM

To give them credit, "Socialism" is actually defined almost fairly.

Funka Genocide · 11-02-2009, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Conservapedia

liberals will oppose this effort, but they will have to read the Bible to criticize this, and that will open their minds

You know that's almost inspiring in it's naivete. You really get the sense that they believe in their own nonsense with this one. I hope they do, it makes it easier to laugh.

Because we all know Jesus was a conservative after reading the new testament amirite?

Professor Smarmiarty · 11-02-2009, 07:46 PM

All that bread and fish he handed out was just to get them hooked so he could ramp up the prices later.

Geminex · 11-02-2009, 07:48 PM

Not to mention that he cured EVERYBODY. I mean seriously, what did those lepers ever do to deserve being healed?

Funka Genocide · 11-02-2009, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

All that bread and fish he handed out was just to get them hooked so he could ramp up the prices later.

MUCH later, he must be making a killing in the bumper sticker market nowadays.

Professor Smarmiarty · 11-02-2009, 08:11 PM

Lepers who, I might add, would go on to join the army that would execute him!
You heard it here first folks: Socialised healthcare leads to the death of the saviour.

bluestarultor · 11-02-2009, 08:12 PM

Jesus is pretty much the epitome of Socialism, even Communism. Looking at it this way, he treated everyone equally, called people to give up everything they had for the greater good, and managed to get followers from the lowest rung of society up to tax collectors, who made a good wage, IIRC, to all chip into a central treasury for the entire community.

Jesus is pretty much as anti-Capitalist as you can get.

Geminex · 11-02-2009, 08:25 PM

No, no, you're thinking of a picture of Jesus corrupted by the international liberal conspiracy. It's historically inaccurate to claim that Jesus wasn't in favor of low taxation, homophobia and adherence to traditional values. Peace, love, and attempting to understand the plight of others is for communists.

Professor Smarmiarty · 11-03-2009, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Jesus is pretty much the epitome of Socialism, even Communism. Looking at it this way, he treated everyone equally, called people to give up everything they had for the greater good, and managed to get followers from the lowest rung of society up to tax collectors, who made a good wage, IIRC, to all chip into a central treasury for the entire community.

Jesus is pretty much as anti-Capitalist as you can get.

Why is he telling his disciples to go buy swords and murder everybody who disagrees with him? Totally a despot.

Funka Genocide · 11-03-2009, 01:47 PM

I have no idea what the hell your signature is talking about Barrel-boy. It's been bugging the shit out of me.

what the hell is Twittreature?

(I've read On The Road and a few poetry compilations of Kerouacs and am a fan, but like, what the hell?)

11-02-2009, 07:27 PM	#41
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	To give them credit, "Socialism" is actually defined almost fairly.

11-02-2009, 07:46 PM	#43
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	All that bread and fish he handed out was just to get them hooked so he could ramp up the prices later.

11-02-2009, 07:48 PM	#44
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Not to mention that he cured EVERYBODY. I mean seriously, what did those lepers ever do to deserve being healed?

11-02-2009, 08:11 PM	#46
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Lepers who, I might add, would go on to join the army that would execute him! You heard it here first folks: Socialised healthcare leads to the death of the saviour.

11-02-2009, 08:25 PM	#48
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	No, no, you're thinking of a picture of Jesus corrupted by the international liberal conspiracy. It's historically inaccurate to claim that Jesus wasn't in favor of low taxation, homophobia and adherence to traditional values. Peace, love, and attempting to understand the plight of others is for communists.

11-03-2009, 01:47 PM	#50
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	I have no idea what the hell your signature is talking about Barrel-boy. It's been bugging the shit out of me. what the hell is Twittreature? (I've read On The Road and a few poetry compilations of Kerouacs and am a fan, but like, what the hell?)