Figure we need a proper joke thread - Page 5

EVILNess · 05-22-2010, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by NonCon

If the Cho (Super) Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is a giant Kamina, does that make it a Cho Aniki?

I hate you will all my soul, and I hope a grue eats your little black heart.

Mike McC · 05-22-2010, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by EVILNess

I hate you will all my soul, and I hope a grue eats your little black heart.

And so you quote it so it's on the top of Page 2.

Way to be.

EVILNess · 05-22-2010, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike McC

And so you quote it so it's on the top of Page 2.

Way to be.

It depends on your settings. This is page 5 for me.

Still, my point stands. Grue and his heart and all.

Mike McC · 05-22-2010, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by EVILNess

It depends on your settings. This is page 5 for me.

Still, my point stands. Grue and his heart and all.

Only scrubs use less than 40 posts per page hope that helps.

But, really, only at 30 ppp you didn't open a new page with it. It's you, you are the monster.

Token · 05-22-2010, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Julford Hajime

Wait, you bring a pokepun turf war back up in here, and then re-use one from the last war?

I guess your right. At least no one hates me for it this time, though.

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Originally Posted by Mac

I hate you so hard right now.

Aldurin · 05-23-2010, 12:02 PM

So two Iron Maulers walk into a bar. Well, at least they try, but the entrance is only one hex wide and they keep trapping eachother with their ZoC. Both are so determined to get inside first, they begin to fight to the death. Problem is, they each have 10% impact resistance and each can only attack twice every 4 hours. They might have been able to resolve it by dawn, but of all of their luck, the floor beneath them was made from the same stone as castle walls, giving them their highest available dodge chance. And to top that off, there was a party of Elvish Druids behind them, each able to heal 8 hitpoints every 4 hours.

The fight went on for months, then years, everyone was trapped because of the same stupid ZoC that started the whole thing. Eventually the bar had to close down due to lack of business, so instead the bartender hired an army of Drakes to kill off most of the crowd, and then he built an arena around the Iron Maulers and Elvish Druids. Profits soared and the never-ending fight was famous across the lands.

Then one day, the Iron Maulers stopped and told the crowd, "Psych!! You guys are such dumbasses, we have the same team color on our armor and everyone knows that allies don't get caught in eachothers ZoC!!"

I doubt anyone here is gonna get this joke, and if you do, I know where you lurk.

Dauntasa · 05-23-2010, 01:16 PM

Maulers don't actually have that much health. With the bonus from daylight, they could easily die in one turn if they got hit with both attacks. And wouldn't the entrance be Village or Flat, and not Castle, seeing as it's not in any sort of fortification?

Aldurin · 05-23-2010, 02:26 PM

That's the thing, they faked it all to see how long it took for the public to realize that it shouldn't happen.

Loyal · 05-23-2010, 02:48 PM

That joke was terrible and the punchline had no coherent setup to speak of.

05-23-2010, 12:02 PM	#46
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Best inside joke ever!!! So two Iron Maulers walk into a bar. Well, at least they try, but the entrance is only one hex wide and they keep trapping eachother with their ZoC. Both are so determined to get inside first, they begin to fight to the death. Problem is, they each have 10% impact resistance and each can only attack twice every 4 hours. They might have been able to resolve it by dawn, but of all of their luck, the floor beneath them was made from the same stone as castle walls, giving them their highest available dodge chance. And to top that off, there was a party of Elvish Druids behind them, each able to heal 8 hitpoints every 4 hours. The fight went on for months, then years, everyone was trapped because of the same stupid ZoC that started the whole thing. Eventually the bar had to close down due to lack of business, so instead the bartender hired an army of Drakes to kill off most of the crowd, and then he built an arena around the Iron Maulers and Elvish Druids. Profits soared and the never-ending fight was famous across the lands. Then one day, the Iron Maulers stopped and told the crowd, "Psych!! You guys are such dumbasses, we have the same team color on our armor and everyone knows that allies don't get caught in eachothers ZoC!!" I doubt anyone here is gonna get this joke, and if you do, I know where you lurk.

05-23-2010, 01:16 PM	#47
Dauntasa Goddamn Commie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Riding the Midnight Express to Slate City Posts: 492	Maulers don't actually have that much health. With the bonus from daylight, they could easily die in one turn if they got hit with both attacks. And wouldn't the entrance be Village or Flat, and not Castle, seeing as it's not in any sort of fortification?

05-23-2010, 02:26 PM	#48
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	That's the thing, they faked it all to see how long it took for the public to realize that it shouldn't happen.