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krogothwolf · 05-25-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rejected Again

6) Sex.
If you ask for advice on this topic on a forum, you need to turn in your man card.

You know what, I had like a million things to say to this and then I realized how dirty each and every one was that I'm just going to say this.

Maybe he just wants to know more positions and can't find a Karma Sutra or use Google.

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-25-2010, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rejected Again

You guys remember that Bob here is 5'2" ish?

Bear wrestling is like 80% mental.

Rejected Again · 05-25-2010, 02:10 PM

I'd say 70%. A good amount of skill is involved. Maybe some Judo.

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-25-2010, 02:19 PM

Maybe if you are a pussy.

Rejected Again · 05-25-2010, 02:27 PM

I want to see you Judo Throw a goddamn Grizzly. I'll settle for a polar bear, either one works.

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-25-2010, 02:42 PM

Judo is all about using your opponents strength against them. Bears have heaps of strength- judo is a good way to counter them.

krogothwolf · 05-25-2010, 03:21 PM

This is how it's done!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX60S8r1FQw

Bob The Mercenary · 05-25-2010, 10:06 PM

Asked her to lunch tomorrow. Found out her favorite place to go is a spanish buffet-style place right across the street, mostly because she has no car thanks to her breaking up with her first man. She usually brings it back to eat, but I'll try coaxing her into sitting down and having it there. Sounds kind of half-assed, but I'll use this to ask her to a more...intimate setting.

Aldurin · 05-25-2010, 10:41 PM

That's good news, keep doing the right things. Just don't let her know about your NPF activity.

If you do or she finds out anyway, ya might wanna change yer sig.

Eltargrim · 05-25-2010, 11:18 PM

I realize that it's been said/implied, but it bears repeating.

Be straight up. Don't beat around the bush, don't waffle, don't try to hide things. Be honest in what you do and who you are.

And realize that confidence comes with practice

Serious about that last thing. Last year I was absolutely terrified about the prospect of having to do a high-angle rescue, and now it's old hat. Practice!

05-25-2010, 03:21 PM	#47
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	This is how it's done! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX60S8r1FQw __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

05-25-2010, 10:06 PM	#48
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Asked her to lunch tomorrow. Found out her favorite place to go is a spanish buffet-style place right across the street, mostly because she has no car thanks to her breaking up with her first man. She usually brings it back to eat, but I'll try coaxing her into sitting down and having it there. Sounds kind of half-assed, but I'll use this to ask her to a more...intimate setting. __________________ Bob Dole

05-25-2010, 11:18 PM	#50
Eltargrim Fifty-Talents Haversham Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: FABULOUS Posts: 1,904	I realize that it's been said/implied, but it bears repeating. Be straight up. Don't beat around the bush, don't waffle, don't try to hide things. Be honest in what you do and who you are. And realize that confidence comes with practice Serious about that last thing. Last year I was absolutely terrified about the prospect of having to do a high-angle rescue, and now it's old hat. Practice! __________________ <Insert witticism here; get credit; ???; profit!>

05-25-2010, 02:19 PM	#44
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Maybe if you are a pussy.

05-25-2010, 02:42 PM	#46
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Judo is all about using your opponents strength against them. Bears have heaps of strength- judo is a good way to counter them.

05-25-2010, 10:41 PM	#49
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	That's good news, keep doing the right things. Just don't let her know about your NPF activity. If you do or she finds out anyway, ya might wanna change yer sig.