Greetings Followers - Page 5

YHWH · 08-25-2010, 10:11 PM

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"No you especially Judas, you take a biiiiiig ol' piece"

What you're Catholic now too? Oy vey.

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It's called assfucking Dad, it's a thing consenting dudes do together sometimes, 'BOUT TIME YOU GOT OVER IT MAYBE

Look, I'm just saying back in my day the only way a dude would do that was rapin'. And it wasn't like they were just rapin' dudes. Noah came up to me and he's like 'Dey Rapin' e'rybody out here!' so I was like, 'ok, everyone not rapin' a dude in the butt, can get in the boat.'

I mean there was other stuff too but Noah was pretty worried about the rapin' thing.

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I'm a clock radio.

That energy has to go somewhere. I thought you looked familiar.

By the way stop touching yourself that's gross.

Wigmund · 08-25-2010, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus

Whoa wait what dude that's gross

you're gross

Hey, you're the one with daddy issues.

Flarecobra · 08-25-2010, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

Welp, the secret's out.

I'm a clock radio.

We know.

And who said I'm human? :P

Hell, we got an intelligent cat that posts here...

Jesus · 08-25-2010, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by YHWH

Look, I'm just saying back in my day the only way a dude would do that was rape. And it wasn't like they were just rapin' dudes. Noah came up to me and he's like 'Dey Rapin' e'rybody out here!' so I was like, 'ok, everyone not rapin' a dude in the butt, can get in the boat.'

That's how they did everything back in your day.

And by "your day" I mean "Hey why don't you find some married woman and tell her GUESS WHAT YOU GONNA BE A BABYMAMMA, NOW TURN AROUND"

That's right, I went there.

YHWH · 08-25-2010, 10:22 PM

YOUR MOTHER WAS A LOVELY WOMAN AND YOU WILL NOT SPEAK ABOUT HER THAT WAY.

Jesus · 08-25-2010, 10:26 PM

That's why I spend my birthdays with her and Joseph.

You know, my real dad.

YHWH · 08-25-2010, 10:29 PM

*sigh* Let's not fight, son. Remember when you helped me make Giraffes? You used to think it was so funny when we stretched out their necks?

I remember the first animal you made on your own - Are Platypus still around? I was never quite sure how those things stayed alive.

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Joseph.

BitVyper · 08-25-2010, 10:39 PM

Have you guys considered counselling?

krogothwolf · 08-25-2010, 10:39 PM

some get me out of this chicken shit cult!

Jesus · 08-25-2010, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by YHWH

*sigh* Let's not fight, son.

Love these family reunions.

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf

some get me out of this chicken shit cult!

Tell you what Dad. We can smite this jerk together.

08-25-2010, 10:39 PM	#48
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Have you guys considered counselling? __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

08-25-2010, 10:39 PM	#49
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	some get me out of this chicken shit cult! __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

08-25-2010, 10:22 PM	#45
YHWH The Alpha and the Omega Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The center of the galaxy. And I need your spaceship! Posts: 53	YOUR MOTHER WAS A LOVELY WOMAN AND YOU WILL NOT SPEAK ABOUT HER THAT WAY.

08-25-2010, 10:26 PM	#46
Jesus Lamb of Hosts Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 101	That's why I spend my birthdays with her and Joseph. You know, my real dad.