Lady Shyria's Emporium of Elegance-Purveyor of Fine Avatars and Other Sundries - Page 5

Shyria Dracnoir · 09-07-2010, 11:30 PM

It is a sad fact of this modern age that many denizens of our glorious realm of the NPF can be described at best as unfashionable, and at worst as smelly, snotnosed wastrels unfit to brush whatever remains of their teeth with His Lordship's toilet brush.

However, we at the Emporium feel that, with a modicum of effort, even the lowliest members of the forum hierarchy can present an air of refinement and class. The most obvious vehicle of expressing one's inner gentleperson is choosing the right avatar. The right image, accessorized properly, can make even the Seiliest of Seils at least presentable in polite society.

All requests are accepted (with the exception of those too poor or Canadian to ask in the first place), and customers can provide an existing image to modify or leave the choice of avatar to the full discretion of the Emporium. In return, the Emporium promises to fulfill requests in a timely and classy matter*

TLDR, you bastards need some new avatars and I'm ready to give them to you. Besides, I know I owe a few lucky souls some avatars from NonCon's last go-around and this gives me a chance to get those done properly.

*Unless I happen to get drunk and blow the commission on drugs and dirty National Geographic documentaries

09-07-2010, 11:30 PM	#1
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Lady Shyria's Emporium of Elegance-Purveyor of Fine Avatars and Other Sundries It is a sad fact of this modern age that many denizens of our glorious realm of the NPF can be described at best as unfashionable, and at worst as smelly, snotnosed wastrels unfit to brush whatever remains of their teeth with His Lordship's toilet brush. However, we at the Emporium feel that, with a modicum of effort, even the lowliest members of the forum hierarchy can present an air of refinement and class. The most obvious vehicle of expressing one's inner gentleperson is choosing the right avatar. The right image, accessorized properly, can make even the Seiliest of Seils at least presentable in polite society. All requests are accepted (with the exception of those too poor or Canadian to ask in the first place), and customers can provide an existing image to modify or leave the choice of avatar to the full discretion of the Emporium. In return, the Emporium promises to fulfill requests in a timely and classy matter* TLDR, you bastards need some new avatars and I'm ready to give them to you. Besides, I know I owe a few lucky soulssmelly unfortunates some avatars from NonCon's last go-around and this gives me a chance to get those done properly. Unless I happen to get drunk and blow the commission on drugs and dirty National Geographic documentaries __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)*