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Unread 09-13-2010, 10:45 AM   #41
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The difference is that I'm pretty.

Edit: Like a delicate flower, too beautiful for this harsh world.
That's cute, Kry.
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Unread 09-13-2010, 10:46 AM   #42
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The difference is that I'm pretty.
Pretty ugly.
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Unread 09-13-2010, 10:56 AM   #43
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and It's Drgon. not Dragon.
But then we'd have to call you Rei.
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Unread 09-13-2010, 11:02 AM   #44
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Pretty ugly.
That's just you trying to hide your lust for him.
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Unread 09-13-2010, 11:27 AM   #45
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Unread 09-13-2010, 11:56 AM   #46
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...treated her like gold. I knew I had an amazing thing going, and did everything in my power to keep her happy. If that wasn't good enough for her I'll just have to change my standards.
Maybe it was this. You treated her too well (as she saw it) and she felt confined or something and freaked out.

Of course, this is an idea coming from a guy who has NEVER HAD A DATE in his life. So feel free to ignore me while I go drink myself into a coma over this fact.

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and It's Drgon. not Dragon.
You're gonna be Dragon and you'll damn well like it . Always figured the missing A was a typo.
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Unread 09-13-2010, 12:01 PM   #47
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Whenever you find yourself in this kind of situation just ask yourself one question.

"Am I going to give a shit in 5 years?"

When it comes to relationships there are only 2 reasons why that answer should be yes.

A) There's a child born of the relationship
B) One of you is a stalker

Never enter a relationship expecting it to last forever. If you find yourself with the same woman 20 years down the road, fantastic. If you don't, meh there's other people.
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Unread 09-13-2010, 12:12 PM   #48
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You're gonna be Dragon and you'll damn well like it . Always figured the missing A was a typo.
It was the first time I did it on the Wizards forums. Now I just roll with it, its my online ID everywhere.

I know Im not gonna care down the road. I made this thread hammered and looking for anyone to talk to, since everyone else I knew was asleep. Im getting better now, but still wish I knew why.
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Unread 09-13-2010, 12:12 PM   #49
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You're gonna be Dragon and you'll damn well like it . Always figured the missing A was a typo.
'You were born a Dragon, you'll die a Dragon, and only your fleas will mourn you'
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Unread 09-13-2010, 01:28 PM   #50
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and It's Drgon. not Dragon.
That is a very humorous thing to say sir.

But yeah, it pretty much goes like this: Girl with low self esteem latches on to someone that calls her pretty in her youth, eventually convinces herself she can "do better" then tries (unsuccessfully) to reinvent herself by hooking up with someone else for a short duration, usually a sailor or some kind of motorcyclist, after which she continues this process of self absorbed (and ultimately counter-productive) refinement by dating a generous cross section of men (usually at least one musician) until at last she settles for someone easily manipulated and marginally more attractive than the original.

(Also I forgot to mention sporadic bouts of anorexia and intermittent drama with long term friends culminating in a complete departure from her original social scene in favor of a more amenable cult of personality composed mainly of girls with even less self esteem and more bodyfat than herself.)

Or maybe she just stopped liking you. *shrug*

Also, if she hasn't all ready banged some other dude you've got like a week tops.

Protip: She's all ready banged some other dude.

Also he was probably a sailor

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