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View Poll Results: What kind of beard be ye sportin'?
Goatee / Chin Kitten 13 35.14%
Santa Clause 2 5.41%
Abe Lincoln 6 16.22%
Hairless Land Lubber 10 27.03%
Mutton Chops up in here ya'll 6 16.22%
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Unread 09-23-2010, 03:47 AM   #41
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I voted Mutton chops, but technically, all I have is a very light beard. Stubble evolved, really.
The kind you grow when you're either too lazy to shave daily, or get a nasty rash if you do.

But as soon as it starts getting a bit colder, I'm totally gonna grow my winter fur again. Mutton chops, ho!

EDIT: Huh. Might even try for a blend of my standard chops and the ones posted by krogoth. Assuming my moustache will cooperate.
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Unread 09-23-2010, 03:50 AM   #42
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I can't grow a beard. A lot of the men in my family can't.

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Unread 09-23-2010, 03:51 AM   #43
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I suppose, for all my beard defending, that I need to come clean. I'm a hairless land lubber. I shaved off my stupid chin-beard months ago. Like, in the spring. I constantly have stubble from laziness, but I never allow it to grow into a beard. I'm trying to become stronger without it, you see. It's training.
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Unread 09-23-2010, 04:18 AM   #44
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Where is the Solovyov on that poll?
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Unread 09-23-2010, 09:50 AM   #45
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I had a beard earlier this week, but the heat and humidity (and lack of decent AC in my car and west side of building apartment) made that a horrible thing to have on my face so I shaved it off and will wait until the weather gets cold before growing the thermal insulation again.
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Unread 09-23-2010, 01:11 PM   #47
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Where is the Solovyov on that poll?
Thread poster is American bitch and we ain't gonna have none of that communist wannabe beard bullshit. Grow a man's beard or don't grow one at all.
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Unread 09-23-2010, 01:15 PM   #48
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But communism produces the best beards!
Or do the best beards produce communism...

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I mean seriously, look at this guy:

Did the founders of America have that kind of facial hair?
How about the proponents of capitalism?
No?
Well, then it SEEMS TO ME like SOMEONE has their ideological priorities mixed up!
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Thread poster is American bitch and we ain't gonna have none of that communist wannabe beard bullshit. Grow a man's beard or don't grow one at all.
Solovyov was badass. Also not a communist as far as I know.

My beard is so radical it'll break your screen
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