I get drunk once every 8 years

[Krylo]

Fuck you I'm drunk and I'm telling all of you wexactly what I think of you unless I forget you becasue I'm drunk, but like, I'm totally a happy loving drunk adn you guys are awesome for the mostp art and I think you need to hear this shit that I"m normally not brave enough to say.

Also gonna preface this by telling all yo ufucks that alcohol only makes you like, be less inhibited and say things you normally wouldn't and also type worse apparently.

POINT IS all this shit is how I've always felt, and just never wanted to be 'uncool' enough to say. So when I tell you fucks that you are fucking amazing I fucking mean it yo ucunts

FUCKING SHINEY: I thought you were a cool dude and then like you fired FIfth and also some other shit before that that made me think you were a cunt but then you're like totally cool abaint and I dunno if I didn't hate travel so much I'd totally chill with you and liek try to sleep with your wife who is totally gorgeous but also I don't really like her as a person I dunno. Sorry Rei.

ProphetX: You're like a totally cool dude and probably think I'm an idiot for this and I don't give a fuck. I was totally jealous of the way you and my ex back in the rairo days made friendly but like, I duno, I 'm over that shit now and like if you have AIM or skype or whatever look me up because seriously you're great.

Bitvyper: Dude I already told you you're like my best friend but I felt like I should mention it here.

Flare: You like, got caught in a lie about your pictures which like make me think maybe you have low self esteem or some shit but like, I duno you should learn to love yoruself. Like you're pretty cool other than shit like that, and I don't care if you're like super ugly or whatever you're still a cool lady.

The snake thing is kinda weird though but whatever. Like I'm glad you post here.

Kyanbu: Dude, no offense but your art is kinda shitty. It's all furry shit or whatever, but you are totally like a total fucking sweet heart like just super nice to the max and even though you obviously have problems and oculd probalby use some art classed I think you are totally one of the better people on the forums and want you to be like super happy or whatever. Like super happy like fuck man you need like

to marry like I don't know, the perfect woman and have lots of kids and raise them to be super nice like you but maybe not draw furry porn. Yes.

Geminex: I always used to treat you and drac like shit and I don't know if you'll see this but I seriosuly liked you a lot, like seriously.

Drac: Fuck you. Haha but seriously I love to make fun of you but you totally take it like a champ and with a smile and honestly that says a lot about you. You're totally an alright person and I feel honored to have you in my RPs.

I just wish you'd stay awake and alert more.

Zoosie: DRAC TELL YOUR SISTTER HTAT She is awesome and I would totally go out with her like totally. Like seriously she's fantastic.

Gira/Rin check your fucking aim

Teal too. Like I told you guys this shit but I"m mention you here 'cause you deserve it.

ALSO STEEL SAME

OVERCAST: You are like super weird but I love you anyway. You're just super cool to han out with and like, I don't know man. I'm glad you're in my games even though y're like two degrees off of normal and kinda aren't as good at social shit as you think. But seriously Len in the nechonrica game is grrrreat. So was alastor. Fuck I miss anima and alastor. like seriously <3 you in a totally non sexual way."

Fifth: We like weren't friends for awehil and like I don't know if that's my fault or yours and like I don't always agree with the way you handle things but you are a super funny guy and also super great to just like, bullshit with and you should totally messagem e on AIM more often but not to bitch about whatever stupid forum shit just to like shoot the shit. Because I seriousyl miss being friends with you.

Kim: Honestly I kinda think you're kind of a fuck sometimes but I can't really imagine what being you and dealing with the shit you deal with would be like though I got this whoel thing ging on right now that 's like making me wonder about my sexuality and how bi/straight I really am and fuck it that's not importnat. What's important is that when you're being chill and like, listening to other people and shit you're actually a cool lady and you've been doing that since you came back and I totally hope you keep doing that and I hope you and marc and marc's wife totally get along well for like ever or whatever because fuck it if you can be happy then whatever fuckness I think you might have had doesn't matter 'cause like everyone deserves to be happy and when you're happy you're actually really cool and I"m talking in circles. Point is I wish you nothing but the best.

Bells: You're like totally fucking like talkign to a wall sometimes but I think you try to be a good person, but like, try harder or whatever. And by that I mean listen to what people say and don't immediately argue if they're opposite of you because I don't think you're a bad person I just think you[re kinda like me in that when you get challenged you challenge back and that's not always the way to go and like I don't know you're really fucking foreign to me but I like having you around despite that fuck it give me a hug you brazillian fucker.

Mauve: Mauve you are like, really pretty and intelligent and competent and fuck anyone who says otherwise. Seriosuly, fuck the shit out of them with like I don't know something super painful. Like Fifth's giant dick. Whatever. Point is I know you're like self conscious about your looks and your ability but A) You've posted pictures and you are pretty as fuck, and b) you are intelligent and funny and smart and shit and like I don't know this is starting to sound like a pick up but that's totally not what it's meant to be. POINT IS you're awesome and you need to know you're awesome and be like super fucking confident and fuck the world. Just fuck it. Fuck it for making you sick, and fuck it for treating you like shit in the past because you dn't deserver that. You deserve to be happy.

POS: You are like one of the coolest fucking dudes I know, and it is a fucking travesty that your life is how it is, but I trust that you will totally find a fantastic girl and make life your bitch because I have faith that life will give yo uwhat you deserve eventually and that is what you fucking deserve.

Nique: If you weren't marrid I would ask you to make love to me. uyou were shit years ago but goddamn if you aren't like the best fucking person in the world now. Just seriously and awesome dude who is always trying to do right by others and I only hope I can be as good a person as you.

Nique's Wife: GOOOD FUCKING JOB BAGGING NIQUE. Iknow I've said some offesnive shit in the past and I know I don't really know you but like, Nique was totally willing to marry you and if that's the case you must be fucking rad as hell, so like I'm sorry about that one blowjob joke years ago or whateve rand also wish you'd post more on the communities that you are both a member of because I'm sure you're the raddest rad rad rad fuck rad ever to rad. Because I totally trust the SHIT out onique's judgment here.


Snake: I fucking love you. Like god if I was a woman I would wife the shit out of you you straight motherfucker. you're awkward as BALLS and I give you shit for that shit and also drunk posting and fuck but seriously I love the shit out of you. You're like super fucking intelligent and funny and god just adorable with your nervous ness. Fuck you Snake for being fucking perfect, and you know what

Snake you know what, and this is me being 100% uninihibited honest, any woman who doesn't date you is MISSING THE FUCK OUT because you would be just the best fucking boyfriend. Literally the best. Like way better than me or POS or Bit or anyone else. Fucking amazing.


Shyria: Okay the draong thing is fuckin weird and whatever, and like you're gonna be pissed at me for the next part but like, you're fucking hilarious and honestly pretty from the couple ictures you've posted and can do totally tortally better than thudisu. And like call me a fuck for that or whatever but seriously you're amazing and he's not, and thadius can als call me a fuck of that and maybe he's like way way cooler in real life 'cause that's a thing that happens sometimes, but I just want you to know that I think you're fuckinf awesome and deserve like the absolute best of the best or whate the fuck ever or at least the best of the best that want to fuck dragons. I don't know. I'm takin another swig fuck yhou.

Oh god it got all ove my face

Ugh 151 in my beard.

FUCK IT MOVING ON

PF: THe shit I had to say to you was hit that was private and I already said it but seriously <3

Steel: You're fucking awesome and again I left you aim messages.

Bard: DUde you are amazing like just super nice and asmart and soft spoken and ugh like you don't have a strong personality so you probably get looked over a lot but man I love the shit out of you. I would totally fuck you. Totally. And the whisper in your ear that you're too good for me but that I"ll never say that publically but I just did because fucking alcohol fucks your ability to not say things publically.

Arhra: You're lkinda weird but you're also super smart and one of the only people other than PF I can REALLY discuss RPG systems and shit with and not want to like punch in the face, also your RP characters are amazing also you're a good GM from the games I've played with you also just seriousyl the world is a 10000000% better place for having you in it. I may havbe held the 0 longer than I should have I don't give AFUUUUUCK

Synk: You are like a fucking enigma to me and I don't have a lot to say but I totally appreciate your posts in general. Like I don't even know if I should call you a dude or a lady or whatever the fuck lese but you are like 99% of the time totally being a cool dude/dudette.

EMSLY BETTS: I don't know if you'll see this but you are pretty cool as well and I don't know what's true or lies with you or whatever but I don't even give a fuck I like reading your posts and shit and you haven't been around for awhile but hwatever.

POCHEROS: I used to have like a huge fucking crush on you years ago but tell fucking Funka that shit is over so he can hopefully fucking talk to me again or whatever. But really I think you're an intelligent and cool llady and wish you'd not left. I doubt you'll see this shit either tho so I'm not gonna go further.

FUNKA: Dude you were the biggest asshole on the forums but I know that you weren't really an asshole. I seriously missed when you stopped talking to me and I don't know if it was because of the chick in furking dakota we both liked or pocheros who we both liked or like just random happenstance, but fucking christ hit me up on a messenger some time because I totally miss you as a person.


Aerozord: honestly I've always felt you were kinda weird and shit but I never ever though t you were a bad person and I feel really shitty about how your life is going right now. If you need to talk like. . . okay well I was going to say message me but lets be honest if I was in any place in my life right now to thelp you I wouldn't be drunk as shit right now, but like, I don't know, message someone, like fifth seems willing to be helpful, and I could try.

But seriously you aren't a bad person. you're a good person adn deserve teh things other good people deserve. Like fuckin happiness and a family that isn't fucking shit.

So uh, yeah, I can't think clearly enough to tell you how to get that shit right now but jus know that I'm rooting foryou.


AMake you are like anti-neurotypical as FUUUUCK but you're also like ar eally caring and loving person adn I totally totally feel the world would be a worse place without you. Please never stop existing and being yourself.

RPGDemon: I disagree with you like. . . ALL the fucking time but I know you just are trying to do what's best foreveryon involved and that's like super super admirable and I respect you for it and I try to do the same thing and I hope you know that when we clash it is because we are doing the same thing and just have different ideas on what is best but also fuck you

Tacticslion: I wish my dad was half the man you are. You are going to be an amazing father to your children and are an amazing person in general. Id don't agree at all with your religious view of the world but as far as religious people go you are the absolute best. You are the thing about christians that all christians should be and a beacon of fucking good humanity and shit. Seriously.

never ever fucking change. Always be exactly as awesome as you are right now. I'd say 'or moreso' but the only way you could be more so is by being an atheist and that's just in m ycompletely shitty opinion and completely unimportant if you get what I'm saying?

Because what I'm sayhing is I don't think it's possible to be a better person tha nyou are. So go tell your wife, for me, that she is fucking lucky to have you. And tell your children that they have the best possibel father in the fucking world and they should feel goddamn blessed. GODDAMN blessed.

Magus: You're a cunt but I love you anwyay. But seriously like, I don't know what to say about you, other than that I would be like super super sad to not have you around. Like big weepy tears sad, except for the fact that I never cry. I think you're like a teacher or something? I bet you're fucking aweseome at it.

Seil: I'M DOING THE THING YOU NORMALLY DO FUCK YOU YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT , but seriously you are like a beacon of light and goodness in a bleak fucking world. You're a beautiful amazing human being and should continue being that forever.

SO: I don't know what to say about you, you always seem like sortya slightly unhappy with yourself but also like you cover it up with humor and doctor who refrences and like okay you aren't the prettiest girl in the world but that shit don't even matter. Like at all. Anybody who gives you shit for that is like a super asshole because you are amazing and dudes should be lining up to be your one true love bbecause of that alone.

You're funny and smart and full of fantastic references and super fair and unbiasted and I feel kinda bad for part of the above paragraph but I'm leaving it because I fjust don't feel ike I hsould filter anything right ow.

Aldruin: You have come just such a long way from Evil Earl. Evil Earl was a fuck but you dude? You're like, I won't say you're the bst person here but you're definitely a positive influence on teh forums. Funny and witty and intelligent and I only hope that I had a part in making you that way, but either way you have come a long way and I'm actually glad to have you on the forums now.

Everupme Else: I seriously just love all of you. Not all of you merit a paragraph (and honestly some of those peple didn't) but that doens't make me love you any less. You're just all really really amazing people and I feel lucky as fuck that I stumbled onto this community years ago when a friend linked me to 8-bit theater. I don't regret at all paying for the vbulletin license, and, if anything, only wihs I could givem ore.

This community is amazing and beautiful and full of amazing and beautiful people, both inside and out, and I am just proud to be a part of it and really really hope it continues to grow and thrive with matt's new comic.

FUCK I FORGOT MATT

Matt: Dude you are like, way way way too humble for the level of fucking quality you put out. Like the Dradful is fucking amazing fucking balls to the fuking wall the best fucking thing I have read on the internet in years. You're an incredibly talented artist and writer and I don't feel you hear that shit nearly often enough.

You need to not be self-conscious about whay oudo or the ability with which you do it because it far surpasses damn near everything else. Like, and I don't say this lightly, but I like The Dreadful about as much as I like Cucumber Quest. That is how fucking good you are. THAT.

That is the highest fucking compliment I can give anyone so fuck you you asshole stop talking about how shit you are or how self conscious yo uare and take that shit and be fucking proud because when you worry that you're not good enough it's not just your ability you question but my fucking taste, and my TASTE IS FUCKING IMPECCABLE YOU HEAR ME!?

Als you're just a cool fucking dude in general from what I've seen and I wish I could hang out with you more but we kinda move in different circles.

ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT: Fuck you I"m drunk I can't be epxected to remember everyone but Il ove the shit out of you too.