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Unread 01-14-2010, 09:47 PM   #1
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Hmmm. I'm not sure how I'd end the world, seeing as it would be stupid for me to get rid of it before I have a chance to rule it. However, should the world end WITHOUT my help, I have some ideas on how I'd prefer it to go. Basically, I'm up for anything that ends with me fighting off demons/zombies/whatever in an epic duel for the fate of the planet; sawed-off shotgun in one hand and a glass of Reisling in the other, with a shirtless Hugh Jackman as my sidekick and an endless supply of molotov cocktails at my disposal.

Maybe a tank, too. Nothing too fancy.

That way, even if I lose the battle and the planet is lost, I still had a hell of a good time.
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Unread 01-15-2010, 11:08 AM   #2
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I would kill myself. Seeing as the rest of the world is just a figment of my imagination it would die as well.
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Unread 01-15-2010, 02:38 PM   #3
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I always kind of knew Dick Cheney would eventually end the world. Just didn't think it'd be like that.
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Unread 01-15-2010, 03:22 PM   #4
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First off, some up to now underdog political party opens franchises in every single country and by means of cleverly placed propaganda and some outright brainwashing would become the rulers of the world. They will be benevolent leaders and, among many other things, will create the best educational system that will ever have been. Soon each person will capable of things only the elite of our society would be able of. However even in that future society will have an intellectual elite. Now the process repeats multiple times

Now the elite council of this society will come to the conclusion that there is no benefit in existing for any life form because it's all going to end some day anyway. So what they do is to screw the universe over and speed up the beginning of the end. It will not only end the world, not just the universe, not the metaverse and whatever bogus terms I'll have to make up. No They will eliminate being. Of course, by this point those people will have abilities we would consider super powers. They can shape the world to a certain extent with their minds. So what they do now is to build a machine that amplifies their powers. The most brilliant minds of their time will enter this machine and be killed. Such a massively amplified outburst of people becoming nothing at the same time will instantly create a literal black hole where everything once was. Mindfucked-up existence.[
First off, some up to now underdog political party opens franchises in every single country and by means of cleverly placed propaganda and some outright brainwashing would become the rulers of the world. They will be benevolent leaders and, among many other things, will create the best educational system that will ever have been. Soon each person will capable of things only the elite of our society would be able of. However even in that future society will have an intellectual elite. Now the process repeats. Some up to this point underdog political party opens franchises in every single country and by means of cleverly placed propaganda and some outright brainwashing will become the rulers of the world. They will be benevolent leaders and, among many other things, will create the best educational system that will ever have been, again, only better. Soon each person will capable of things only the elite of the previous society would have been able of. Now the process repeats again. Some up to this point underdog political party opens franchises in every single country and by means of cleverly placed propaganda and some outright brainwashing will become the rulers of the world. They will be benevolent leaders and, among many other things, will create the best educational system that will ever have been, again, only better. Soon each person will capable of things only the elite of the previous society would have been able of. Now the process repeats again. Some up to this point underdog political party opens franchises in every single country and by means of cleverly placed propaganda and some outright brainwashing will become the rulers of the world. They will be benevolent leaders and, among many other things, will create the best educational system that will ever have been, again, only better. Soon each person will capable of things only the elite of the previous society would have been able of. Now the process repeats again. Some up to this point underdog political party opens franchises in every single country and by means of cleverly placed propaganda and some outright brainwashing will become the rulers of the world. They will be benevolent leaders and, among many other things, will create the best educational system that will ever have been, again, only better. Soon each person will capable of things only the elite of the previous society would have been able of. Now the process repeats one last time. Some up to this point underdog political party opens franchises in every single country and by means of cleverly placed propaganda and some outright brainwashing will become the rulers of the world. They will be benevolent leaders and, among many other things, will create the best educational system that will ever have been, again, only better. Soon each person will capable of things only the elite of the previous society would have been able of. Now the elite council of this society will come to the conclusion that there is no benefit in existing for any life form because it's all going to end some day anyway. So what they do is to screw the universe over and speed up the beginning of the end. It will not only end the world, not just the universe, not the metaverse and whatever bogus terms I'll have to make up. No They will eliminate being. Of course, by this point those people will have abilities we would consider super powers. They can shape the world to a certain extent with their minds. So what they do now is to build a machine that amplifies their powers. The most brilliant minds of their time will enter this machine and be killed. Such a massively amplified outburst of people becoming nothing at the same time will instantly create a literal black hole where everything once was. Mindfucked-up existence.
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Unread 01-15-2010, 03:39 PM   #5
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This video from 11:39 to 12:29. That would be hilarious to me. *About a one minute scene. Tagged it so it starts you at the point of the video that I'm talking about.*

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Unread 01-24-2010, 02:45 PM   #6
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Create a flawed universe and impose a rule of cause and effect on it, as well as some basic laws which will cause energy to be lost in every transfer, invariably reducing the universe to entropy even if nothing else happens to this one tiny world.


There, just got back. Woah, time feels weird. I made sure it would move in the same direction for everyone so that when it all comes down, we'd be able to see it together. How are you guys liking the suspense?
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