Recommend me anything

[EVILNess]

American Vampire is a pretty neat comic and I think you would like it.

[Kerensky287]

I recommend a delicious Dairy Queen blizzard.

[Si Civa]

You could always go to sex change operation fifth. Just think about it and search your inner feelings and you might feel that's alright. Just be yourself fifth, just be yourself.

[Satan's Onion]

Send me your money. All of your money. I'll spend it and make your life more interesting by sending you pictures of (and bills for) all the interesting things I'm doing with your money.

You'll thank me for it later.

[Hatake Kakashi]

I'd recommend mastering the delivery of a flawless Christopher Walken impression. I'd also recommend listening to him perform Poker Face or read Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven. Check out his rendition of the Three Little Pigs while you're at it. And though this final video isn't him, it's the funniest impression I've ever seen.

Also, look into getting yourself a new Fermi card and see what it can do. Mine arrives Thursday... I can hardly wait!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Plant a tree. Preferably one with nice fruit.
Maybe a a pear tree.
If you're going to plant an apple tree you should make sure it's a sour apple tree. I can't stand those sweet shit apples. That's not how apples should taste.

Then give the fruit to the poor people in the streets. They'll throw them back at you because it's not booze, but then you'll tell them it may one day become must and they'll beg you to give them back but you'll just say "No, you can't have them.".

Then they'll be sad, but they'll plant their own trees with the seeds you left them and there will be a beautiful forest and a new scientific breakthrough (Trees attract cars. Yeah, we've known that for years but those guys will come up with irrefutable proof)

Do it for our planet. And do it for science.

[greed]

Attempt to make some sort of food you haven't before. Like I dunno, duck l'orange or something. Tried doing that once and it was awesome. Crispy duck skin and sweet orange sauce are so great.

If you've done that, and you're already a good and varied cook, try cooking something crazy. Iron Chef kind of crazy.

Failing that, dress like Chairman Kaga and yell at the TV in indecipherable Japanese loud enough for nieghbours to hear you.

[CelesJessa]

Originally Posted by greed

Attempt to make some sort of food you haven't before.

I suggest Salmon muffins. Take pictures of the finished result!

[Donomni]

One Piece.

It's like Bleach, but insanely awesome all the time.

Or, if you feel self-abusive, Naruto.

Or, if you feel you need to melt your face, Brutal Legend.

[Seil]

Why not try creating a perfect world on paper?