Pokemon Umbral Discussion 19: I Don't Think Nagarai Will Ever Be Named

[Menarker]

I don't wanna see it happening either if you try to involve any of Renny's ladies.

Mind you, AB, I'm happier with the edit. Feels like there was a bit of closure.

[Dracorion]

Don't tempt me.

[Astral Harmony]

Oh god, that is just the most ridiculous enemy, ever.

Thanks, Dracorian./sarcasm Now I have to make that character./seriousness

What kind of character? Here's a hint:

Ditto Clone no Jutsu!

Anyways, I'm going to go play video games until I pass out. And then I can face Geminex's wrath with a clear, rested mind.

EDIT 1: Those three characters will join. I'm not putting down names as soon as I'm sure they'll join at some point in the story, which explains why Dinner isn't listed yet in the Destroyer section. The characters that're indicated as not having been introduced will be introduced and implemented into the DSS before Mission 3 kicks off. Alphonsine will join in Mission 4. Dunno when the other two will.

[Geminex]

*deep breath*

Hey, rage. Very nice. Y'know, I have something similar IRL? Yeah. Only it's not rage. It's... let's call it "focus". It's just how... motivated I am to concentrate on something.

And y'know what it's at? Currently? Regarding this RP?
I'm at "Lord Vetinari" level. For those of you who don't have good taste in books, it's the mental equivalent of my power level being over 9000.

Soooooo...
Let's get to work.

Thanks for waiting with the posting; both Drac and Menarker were right, actually. I was both sick and moving. But we're finished moving now now, and I'm no longer throwing up if I eat anything but toast, so here I am!


But yeah, rage system.
I like the concept. We really screwed Lexhur over by throwing signature technique upon technique at him, this'll restore some of the all-important balance.
What I dislike is the way you get them. It's too... passive. Too defensive. I'm fine if you get more rage by taking damage, rather than dealing it... but getting less rage for using super-effective attacks? That doesn't seem... good. It's currently a quite offensive game, focused on the rock-paper-scissors on elemental damage, and that's fun. Making super-effective attacks less effective, that just eliminates the whole "super-effective" thing. It might still work, but it'd take some time to adjust, and I doubt it'd be as enjoyable.

I can come up with more tomorrow, but, for now, time is short. I like the rest of the upgrades and rule-changes, I think, I'm a bit tired now. It's taken so much effort to get this running.


As for your offer to edit stuff in for me... 'Tis fine, for now.

Impact will drink a sip of wine, will watch the party go on, observe everyone else partying for a while, consider how to best pursue his agenda (that's what I'm actually like at parties, minus the wine), get more drunk, consider how to best kill Snorlax (blow out his voice box with the gust blaster, stun him with the electric prod, slice into his stomache, stick the HV rifle into the wound, press the trigger, trust the monster's fat to silence the shots, then get out the flamethrower to finish it off), get megalomania, consider world domination, fall asleep. No interaction with anyone... Maybe give him a way to contact Mika as well. Or Lexhur. There will be more questions.


However.

If Drac gets Shizuka after just a bit of alcohol, I fucking demand that Impact get Dinner's heart, loyalty and possible virginity after 5 minutes of casual conversation. Or at the very least after several hours of spirited discussion and a single battle. Because I'm fine with everyone else getting their little girlfriends, as long as I get one that can vaporize theirs by complete accident.
PATCA: Because mysoginymysoginymysoginy.

Anyway, I'll get posting now.

Time to see five paragraphs of stuff I'll never be in the mood to read.

This wounds me. Deeply.


And Drac, if you start interfering with Renny/Lola then some deals will be off.

And once Sam has been rescued, Demonic Impact might call her up, to have a chat with her about her experience. And in the course of their conversation Sam might realize, that her experience at the hands of pokebrids has scarred her more deeply than she had realized. New memories might come up, new realizations of what they had done to her. Horrible. Horrible. She, in fact, might even begin to react horribly to even the presence of pokebrids, pokemon and even trainers! Impact would try to help her, of course, and she would fine solace in him. And his genitals.

And then Pierce would have to choose between pokemon or sister, and psychologists would praise Impact for stopping Sam from suppressing the experience, and counselling her effectively.

...

Hypothetically, of course. If you were to break your promises.
So Drac?
Don't break your promises.
And Menarker?
Pleasure to work with you in this matter.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Impact will drink a sip of wine, will watch the party go on, observe everyone else partying for a while, consider how to best pursue his agenda (that's what I'm actually like at parties, minus the wine), get more drunk, consider how to best kill Snorlax (blow out his voice box with the gust blaster, stun him with the electric prod, slice into his stomache, stick the HV rifle into the wound, press the trigger, trust the monster's fat to silence the shots, then get out the flamethrower to finish it off), get megalomania, consider world domination, fall asleep. No interaction with anyone...

Hey, if you're going to launch into a big rant about not breaking deals, remember that you still owe Pierce a Dragon Slave. Pierce offered it back, Impact has to give it as a gift to him to gain his support, or however you want to say it.

Originally Posted by Geminex

However.

If Drac gets Shizuka after just a bit of alcohol, I fucking demand that Impact get Dinner's heart, loyalty and possible virginity after 5 minutes of casual conversation. Or at the very least after several hours of spirited discussion and a single battle. Because I'm fine with everyone else getting their little girlfriends, as long as I get one that can vaporize theirs by complete accident.
PATCA: Because mysoginymysoginymysoginy. [/COLOR]

I'm fairly certain Dinner is underage. It sounds appropriate, anyway. But hey, if you want to do what basically amounts to child rape, go right ahead. Also, Pierce didn't get Shizuka. They had a one-night stand. Whether it becomes something more is something we'll have to see, but AB said Shizuka won't be appearing all that often.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And Drac, if you start interfering with Renny/Lola then some deals will be off.

Oh come on. I was messing with the dude. Besides, we said I wouldn't interfere with Renny/Lola. No one said anything about Renny/Whitney. But that's just an underhanded thing to do and I would never even consider it.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And once Sam has been rescued, Demonic Impact might call her up, to have a chat with her about her experience. And in the course of their conversation Sam might realize, that her experience at the hands of pokebrids has scarred her more deeply than she had realized. New memories might come up, new realizations of what they had done to her. Horrible. Horrible. She, in fact, might even begin to react horribly to even the presence of pokebrids, pokemon and even trainers! Impact would try to help her, of course, and she would fine solace in him. And his genitals.

And then Pierce would have to choose between pokemon or sister, and psychologists would praise Impact for stopping Sam from suppressing the experience, and counselling her effectively.

... You do realize Sam is going to be a NPC that I control, right? And as per our deal you can't mind control her, either.

Originally Posted by Geminex

So Drac?
Don't break your promises.
And Menarker?
Pleasure to work with you in this matter.

Hey. I never promised not to break my promises.

[Menarker]

Hmmmmm... Looking up on the list of special NPC specializations, I see a few names of characters yet to appear. Looked back to Renny and Shannon's conversation to see if any of the ones that she mentioned would be appearing in the future...

Alphonsine Dionne, the french bombshell featured in many magazines. She's a really famous centerfold, and she's the flying eeveelution trainer.
Terrance Porter: poison eeveelution trainer,
Andora. She's the fighting type eeveelution trainer

None of them appear, so I guess Shannon was just dropping names. ^^;

[Geminex]

Hey, if you're going to launch into a big rant about not breaking deals, remember that you still owe Pierce a Dragon Slave. Pierce offered it back, Impact has to give it as a gift to him to gain his support, or however you want to say it.

Oh come on. He was supposed to pick it up. I can't have Impact give it to him IC. At least I can't think of a situation that allows it. He was supposed to get it in conjunction with the duel. Can't we just assume that Pierce tried to give it back after the duel and Impact was all like "keep it, I'll get my own"?

I'm fairly certain Dinner is underage. It sounds appropriate, anyway. But hey, if you want to do what basically amounts to child rape, go right ahead. Also, Pierce didn't get Shizuka. They had a one-night stand. Whether it becomes something more is something we'll have to see, but AB said Shizuka won't be appearing all that often.

As for Dinner, we shall see. I'm hoping she's older, otherwise it won't be romance.

And I think it was a bit more than a one-night stand. It'll certainly form the basis for a relationship.

And hey, go wild with Renny-Whitney. I don't care about Renny-Whitney.
But what's protecting Sam from getting brainwashed again is Renny-Lola. Don't interfere with Renny-Lola.

And I won't even credit that last comment. That's how stupid it is.

Edit:

Anyhow, Gem, good to see you back. But I sure hope Impact doesn't get so drunk he puts his snorlax slaying daydream in action.

...
That's quite a nice Snorlax you have there, friend! It would be such a... shame if it died suddenly. If you ask me, it seems quite prone to dying suddenly and ending up as a burnt, tortured corpse. Would you like to insure it? Very cheap, I guarantee!

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Oh come on. He was supposed to pick it up. I can't have Impact give it to him IC. At least I can't think of a situation that allows it. He was supposed to get it in conjunction with the duel. Can't we just assume that Pierce tried to give it back after the duel and Impact was all like "keep it, I'll get my own"?

Or, you can just say it.

But fine. We'll assume. Lazy bum.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And I think it was a bit more than a one-night stand. It'll certainly form the basis for a relationship.

Well, she did leave him a gift. Who knows? Nose knows.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And hey, go wild with Renny-Whitney. I don't care about Renny-Whitney.
But what's protecting Sam from getting brainwashed again is Renny-Lola. Don't interfere with Renny-Lola.

I still think you underestimate the fact that Sam is basically Pierce with a vagine. And also less issues. She's every bit as stubborn and resistant to mind control as he is. Not to mention she'll have Enmakki's protection. I mean, when I said before Faynoc had to pump enough dope into her to down a giant Dragonite in order to get her to join up, I fucking meant it.

And, again, as long as I control he she won't do anything I don't want her too, like ending up on Impact's genitals.

So let's stick to credible threats, hmmm?

Originally Posted by Menarker

Moon seems to disagree with that assessment (but maybe only because Shannon doesn't seem to happy with the current setup)

Otherwise, I would concur.

That's just because Moon is a monogamous idiot.

And also because he's rebelling against Daddy.

[Geminex]

Once I've worked out exactly what mind control (which will be known as Sepulchritude) will do exactly, you'll have plenty of credible threats.

Anyway, I probably can't finish posting today. 'Tis late. Rest assured that Impact's brilliant wit will once again be avalaible to you tomorrow.

[Menarker]

That particular use of double negatives doesn't exactly inspire me with confidence.

As far as anyone is concerned, in this RP, a one night stand is probably the 2nd best thing you could possibly get (First place is the sort of permanent romance that Shannon and Moon are in), especially when it's the leader of the Kimonos.

Not a problem in my case though. Wasn't seeking her out or anything. Man, soon we'll all need to come up with a list of the girls we hope or expect we might want to get. I mean the list is getting bigger!

EDIT: Dinner better not nuke Lola or my girls by accident. >_>

Ah well. I imagine we'll all joking around here.

Anyhow, Gem, good to see you back. But I sure hope Impact doesn't get so drunk he puts his snorlax slaying daydream in action.