In this thread, we solve a mystery - Page 6

Bard The 5th LW · 07-27-2010, 07:50 PM

I've been reading this thread and must say it looks quite fun
I am quite impressed with Token's rhyming a ton
I wish I had the skills to join this rap
But I'd just end up lookin' like a sap
So in conclusion, I have my final words before you go
Good-bye Token, you were one cool bro

POS Industries · 07-27-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BitVyper

I should say that I spent about five minutes trying to decide if it was intended to mislead because I thought the clue was too obvious.

Oh noooooooo my feeeeeeeeeelings.

Sick burn, bro.

Dracorion · 07-27-2010, 08:15 PM

Twas the night before Wednesday, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The windows in the kitchen were unlocked with care,
In hopes that Smarty McBarrelpants soon would be there.

Token was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of bushy brown beards danced in his head.
And Marker in his nightie, and Baum in his cap,
Had just settled their "heads" for a long night's nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Token sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of summer's night grass
Gave the lustre of mid-day to a giant ass.
When, what to Token's wondering eyes should appear,
But a small beared man, and a six-pack of beer.

That a little old fart, all drenched and sticky,
He knew in a moment it must be squicky ol' Smarty.
More rapid than eagles his curses they came,
And he slurred, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now screw me, and Blow me, and Suck me fuck me!
On a horse, a boat, Nonsie's house and CJ, that banshee!
I've gone and spilled beer on myself! Now I'm pissed to all hell!
Still I must ring away! Ring away! Ring away the doorbell!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
Smarty McBarrelpants staggered in his high.
So stumbling to the front door he flew,
With the six-pack of beer, and one in his hand too.

And then, with a chime, Token heard from the door
The prancing and pawing of drunken old whore.
As he opened the door, his heart beating fast,
There was his beloved Smarty, looking all downcast.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all drenched with alcohol and puke.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his spectacles how merry!
His beard was like bushes, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up in a scowl,
And the beard of his chin was brown and foul!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And Token laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave Token to know they were heading to bed.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied Token's stocking, then turned with a jerk.
He lay his finger aside of his crack,
And giving a nod, Token rose up his back!

Smarty sprang to his feet, his job done,
And away he flew, as he smelt bourbon.
But Token heard him exclaim, 'ere he soared out of sight,
"Happy Fuckings to Token, and to Token good-night!"

Bells · 07-27-2010, 09:05 PM

You see? You guys keep talking like you're rapping "old school" street-gangsta whatevs... but the lyrics are coherent from beginning to end and there is a disturbing lack of Bitches.

krogothwolf · 07-27-2010, 10:32 PM

I Hate each and everyone of you.

Funka Genocide · 07-27-2010, 10:47 PM

Why do you guys turn threads into kick-ass rap battles when I leave?

Seriously, not cool.

The Sevenshot Kid · 07-27-2010, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells

You see? You guys keep talking like you're rapping "old school" street-gangsta whatevs... but the lyrics are coherent from beginning to end and there is a disturbing lack of Bitches.

We don't need incoherency or disrespect,
Cause we belong to a secret street sect.
But if it's some bitches that you be wanting,
Then prepare yourself for a massive taunting.

When you grow up in the hood you need to learn to survive,
So with our state of the art dissing we found a way to thrive.
Any of you crazy little punks that want to put up a fight,
Better sit your asses down before we shut out your light.

Pip Boy · 07-28-2010, 02:52 AM

And once again Megaman arrives late to the party. How come I always log on right AFTER something awesome happens? Freakin pacific standard time.

Professor Smarmiarty · 07-28-2010, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells

You see? You guys keep talking like you're rapping "old school" street-gangsta whatevs... but the lyrics are coherent from beginning to end and there is a disturbing lack of Bitches.

My structuralism rap started the show,
It set up how things would go,
We all wanna be Vanilla Ice,
Kind of badass, also kind of nice,
Lyrical sophistication is the shoal,
To bring out our inner soul.

Rejected Again · 07-28-2010, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megaman FTW

And once again Megaman arrives late to the party. How come I always log on right AFTER something awesome happens? Freakin pacific standard time.

Hey man, don't be a bitch.
Write a rhyme to leave them in stitch.
RA Came here to leave behind,
These poor mother fuckers with his own rhyme.
The battles still on, and I will not lose.
Sit down shut up and grab some booze.

Token/asshat your welcome here
They accepted me Christ's sake, have no fear.
Have fun, enjoy life go get laid,
Find a job that you can go and get paid.
Fuck these mother fuckers, yeah, I went there
Take a chill pill, or wrestle a bear.

07-27-2010, 07:50 PM	#51
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	I've been reading this thread and must say it looks quite fun I am quite impressed with Token's rhyming a ton I wish I had the skills to join this rap But I'd just end up lookin' like a sap So in conclusion, I have my final words before you go Good-bye Token, you were one cool bro Last edited by Bard The 5th LW; 07-27-2010 at 07:56 PM.

07-27-2010, 08:15 PM	#53
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Twas the night before Wednesday, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The windows in the kitchen were unlocked with care, In hopes that Smarty McBarrelpants soon would be there. Token was nestled all snug in his bed, While visions of bushy brown beards danced in his head. And Marker in his nightie, and Baum in his cap, Had just settled their "heads" for a long night's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, Token sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window he flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of summer's night grass Gave the lustre of mid-day to a giant ass. When, what to Token's wondering eyes should appear, But a small beared man, and a six-pack of beer. That a little old fart, all drenched and sticky, He knew in a moment it must be squicky ol' Smarty. More rapid than eagles his curses they came, And he slurred, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now screw me, and Blow me, and Suck me fuck me! On a horse, a boat, Nonsie's house and CJ, that banshee! I've gone and spilled beer on myself! Now I'm pissed to all hell! Still I must ring away! Ring away! Ring away the doorbell!" As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, Smarty McBarrelpants staggered in his high. So stumbling to the front door he flew, With the six-pack of beer, and one in his hand too. And then, with a chime, Token heard from the door The prancing and pawing of drunken old whore. As he opened the door, his heart beating fast, There was his beloved Smarty, looking all downcast. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all drenched with alcohol and puke. A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack. His eyes-how they twinkled! his spectacles how merry! His beard was like bushes, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up in a scowl, And the beard of his chin was brown and foul! He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And Token laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave Token to know they were heading to bed. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And emptied Token's stocking, then turned with a jerk. He lay his finger aside of his crack, And giving a nod, Token rose up his back! Smarty sprang to his feet, his job done, And away he flew, as he smelt bourbon. But Token heard him exclaim, 'ere he soared out of sight, "Happy Fuckings to Token, and to Token good-night!" __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away. Last edited by Dracorion; 07-27-2010 at 10:46 PM.

07-27-2010, 09:05 PM	#54
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07-27-2010, 10:32 PM	#55
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07-27-2010, 10:47 PM	#56
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Why do you guys turn threads into kick-ass rap battles when I leave? Seriously, not cool.

07-28-2010, 02:52 AM	#58
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