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oh, what fun we will have!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lafayette, LA
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Lakitu
Join Date: Feb 2010
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I have this feeling that Joey is gonna inexplicably call Asshat again.
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Fishsticks!
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Magikoopa
Join Date: Dec 2008
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![]() ![]() This is hideous, but it's not nearly as bad as the other two... ![]() The shake-weight is also hideous as fuck. ![]() In fact, everything I've seen here so far has been balls-ugly. ![]() Those aren't moves. What the fuck? Dog thing, scratch it or something, I dunno. ![]() Okay. Gonna guess that's a Steel type. Fantastic. This isn't going to take a stupidly long time. ![]() Oh wait yes it is. SEVEN MILLION "SCRAPES" LATER: ![]() The thing that angers me most is that my being here technically is divine intervention. ![]() Actually, no. What pisses me off is that you, the leader of a criminal organization that spans continents, couldn't handle a level two weight-dog-thing. ![]() Suddenly, the incompetence of the rest of the Rockets makes perfect sense. ![]() Yes, that would be the logical outcome to this turn of events. ![]() Sure. Whatever. When I run this empire, I'm burning your lab down. ![]() "Definately?" I hate you so much. ![]() Again, it was level two. You're a former Gym Leader. ![]() Fantastic. I've always wanted to be somebody's ![]() ![]() I'm overjoyed. There is so much joy. ![]() Doo-doo-whatever. ![]() I never pass up an opportunity to nickname something. ![]() Never. ![]() To defeat the huns? ![]() Yes, that tends to happen in every fucking region ever. ![]() Wait, what. If I beat them, I don't even have to steal them. They are legally obligated to give me the badges. Except for Clair, that stupid c- ![]() -an't believe you think anyone would willingly purchase any of the monstrosities in this region. ![]() I say catch deez. ![]() Please, what are you gonna do? Hell, you don't even know what stereotype you're trying to be! You dress like a mafia jackass, and yet you talk like a chav. ![]() What. ![]() What? ![]() What! ![]() I didn't. I said. Wha. Fuck. ![]() I would be thrilled if you dropped dead. ![]() Fan-fucking-tastic. Hopefully people outside of that town won't be this blatantly fucktarded. ![]() ![]() Those aren't even real things I refuse to believe it ![]() and that's not even a real move clearly you just learned Focus Energy you stupid fuckstain ![]() ![]() This hill looks like a snake? Are you crazy? ![]() That is the most pathetic snake I have ever seen, and I used to own a Dunsparce. ![]() ![]() Thank you for telling me something that literally everyone on the planet knows. ![]() What are the odds of the people here not being stupid chavs? ![]() Nonexistent. Good to know. ![]() Right, time to heal. ![]() ...While that is certainly a sound and entirely justified policy, I feel you should know that if you don't fucking heal my Pokemon right the fuck now I will fucking burn this entire city down. ![]() That's what I fucking thought. ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you. Peace the fuck out. ![]() I can already tell I'm going to hate it here. ![]() I'm a Team Rocket executive. ![]() O...kay then. ![]() Ah, children. The bane of Rockets everywhere. ![]() Caves are dumb. ![]() Wait what there are exactly two exits and this cave is pretty much an L shape. ![]() I... I honestly don't think I've ever met anyone as stupid as you. Not even that dude who sat outside and waited for the time to change. ![]() My standards are already so, so low, and yet these people fail to meet the bar. It's pretty spectacular. ![]() On the subject of spectacular failures! ![]() Oh, slutmuffin! ![]() Advancing the plot. ![]() I know, but it has to happen sooner or later, right? You're allegedly my rival, so the obvious trope would be a quick battle. You up for it? ![]() That's the spirit. Also, I outrank you. ![]() Let's get this over with. ![]() Oh, you picked the fishdick. That's... wow. ![]() I almost feel bad for you. ![]() Not bad enough to let you win though. ![]() Da-ding, bitch. ![]() ![]() Woah, what. That is... this wasn't... you don't think... what? ![]() I'm sure you weren't. ![]() ![]() People who say "may of" will never become the best at anything, you inarticulate bumblefuck. ![]() "im?" That doesn't even resemble English. ![]() ![]() I suppose it is nice to have dreams. Even if they are entirely unobtainable. ![]() Then don't step in the grass, you utter shitstain. ![]() I'm not entirely sure why, but I think I should go bug Georgio Armani. ![]() We're both going to the same place, you enema-sniffing Beiber fan. ![]() Geege. What up? ![]() Like Chris beat Rihanna. ![]() Your offering will not make me spare your life after my inevitable coup. ![]() Especially if it's just a Pokedex. Fuck those things. ![]() Ugh. ![]() Although, I haven't been able to reach Bulbapedia since I got here. ![]() ![]() Might as well use this for now... ![]() ![]() English, motherfucker. ![]() Wait. So, you stole this "valuable" item that has a built in tracking device. Are you stupid? I mean, yes, obviously, you are, but this is so beyond your usual level of idiocy that... I literally cannot even describe just how... ugh. ![]() Why are you talking, grunt? ![]() I'd much rather not get herpes. ![]() Doo-doo-doo-underwhelming! ![]() ![]() I suppose they'll work for now. ![]() I ain't even bothered. ![]() At the risk of sounding uncouth, watch deez. ![]() ![]() Whoopdefuckingdoo. I'm sure that'll thrill the police. ![]() Goddammit. ![]() What do I have to answer to make sure you never speak to me again? ![]() Don't say "must of." It angers me. ![]() Consider yourself a game character, cuz you got one-upped. ![]() Why? ![]() That is... actually a fantastic reason. ![]() ![]() Doo-doo-doo-shoes! ![]() What the fuck did you just say? ![]() A TARDIS is a "sexy beast." Baby Spice is a "sexy beast." Neil Patrick Harris is a "sexy beast." These shoes are not. ![]() Oh, thank you Arceus. ![]() ![]() Fuck the popo, fuck Giovanni, and fuck you. ![]() Better idea: I'm gonna go catch Pokemon and never come back here ever. ![]() Why the fuck not. ![]() ![]() Even the Pokedex seems dumber than usual. ![]() ![]() BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! ![]() IF YOU ACT NOW... ![]() ![]() WE'LL THROW IN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS! ![]() YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT'S NUTS! ![]() ![]() NOT TO MENTION THIS DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH! ![]() A ZERO DOLLAR VALUE, ALL YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF THREE POKEBALLS! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() New route get! ![]() Doo-doo-doo-doo! ![]() What am I even looking at. ![]() And that thing, what is it. ![]() You're shitting me. ![]() NONE OF THESE ARE REAL THINGS. Fuck it, I'm gonna go beat the shit out of a trainer to cheer me up. ![]() UGH FINE FUCK YOU. ![]() ![]() That entry was so badly written that it physically hurt me. You can't do that! ![]() Blessed be his noodly appendage. ![]() Well, gee. That isn't suspicious. ![]() What a goddamned surprise. ![]() I am so surprised. Can't you tell. ![]() ![]() Cracka, you dumb. ![]() Oh no. First trainer. One Pokemon. This could be bad. I swear, if he sends out a Normal type... ![]() This is unacceptable. ![]() Stache, fuck up this Joey-clone. ![]() Oh sweet fucking PokeChrist, he even talks like him! ![]() ![]() Doo-doo-doo-doo! ![]() ![]() I've got a better idea. How about I don't do that, and you die slowly. ![]() Forgive me if I don't shake in my boots. ![]() ![]() It's like a Wurmple that a Snorlax sat on. Or possibly your mother. I'm not sure. ![]() Da-Ding. ![]() The point is, the Bugs here suck. I miss Kittan. ![]() I'm on the road to... Venus City? Caught some 'Mons along the way. I'm on the road to Venus Ciiity. Gonna get the badge and the power to play. ![]() You talkin' to me? ![]() Fine. But only because I hate you with the force of a thousand suns. ![]() Those things really aren't in-TIN-midating. ![]() ![]() Whu...what. It's wing. Biology. Birds don't work like. What. ![]() Oh thank Zapdos, it's dead... ![]() Yes. Yes you were. ![]() Holy fucking shit. You might be the most intelligent person I've met so far. ![]() And I spoke too soon. Far too soon. ![]() ![]() Good job, disgustingly hideous Fighting type! ![]() I used the equivalent of Tackle until your "Pokemon" fainted. Clearly I must have cheated. ![]() What can I say? They see my trainin', they hatin', patrollin' and tryin' ta catch me fightin' dirty. ![]() That's... special. ![]() I'm so fucking frightened. ![]() Okay. Next stop, gym. Last edited by Token; 10-27-2010 at 12:24 PM. |
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Sent to the cornfield
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Is this punishment for my crimes? Cause oh man are these pokemans awful.
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Whoa we got a tough guy here.
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Good lord this is worse than Quartz. Nothing has quite hit Babos levels of horror though.
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Kawaii-ju
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Sent to the cornfield
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Could be a mind flayer, could be Cthulu reference.
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#59 |
Would you like to save your game?
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Man, when you finally run into a trainer, you should try using pokéballs on their not-pokémon.
See if the game still tells you not to steal stuff, or if it acknowledges that you're a thief. Also: I'm scared. Is the "annoying kid in the way" supposed to be this "region"'s version of the small trees that you cut down? |
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Magikoopa
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Case in point. They are indeed the small trees. Last edited by Token; 10-27-2010 at 12:31 PM. |
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