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Unread 10-17-2010, 02:43 PM   #51
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CAPTURE A SHAKE WEIGHT.
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Unread 10-18-2010, 10:54 PM   #52
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I have this feeling that Joey is gonna inexplicably call Asshat again.

The murder-spree following it will be glorious.
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Unread 10-19-2010, 11:24 PM   #53
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Unread 10-27-2010, 01:24 AM   #54
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This is hideous, but it's not nearly as bad as the other two...

The shake-weight is also hideous as fuck.

In fact, everything I've seen here so far has been balls-ugly.

Those aren't moves. What the fuck? Dog thing, scratch it or something, I dunno.

Okay. Gonna guess that's a Steel type. Fantastic. This isn't going to take a stupidly long time.

Oh wait yes it is.
SEVEN MILLION "SCRAPES" LATER:

The thing that angers me most is that my being here technically is divine intervention.

Actually, no. What pisses me off is that you, the leader of a criminal organization that spans continents, couldn't handle a level two weight-dog-thing.

Suddenly, the incompetence of the rest of the Rockets makes perfect sense.

Yes, that would be the logical outcome to this turn of events.

Sure. Whatever. When I run this empire, I'm burning your lab down.

"Definately?" I hate you so much.

Again, it was level two. You're a former Gym Leader.

Fantastic. I've always wanted to be somebody's StarscreamDragon.

I'm overjoyed. There is so much joy.

Doo-doo-whatever.

I never pass up an opportunity to nickname something.

Never.

To defeat the huns?

Yes, that tends to happen in every fucking region ever.

Wait, what. If I beat them, I don't even have to steal them. They are legally obligated to give me the badges. Except for Clair, that stupid c-

-an't believe you think anyone would willingly purchase any of the monstrosities in this region.

I say catch deez.

Please, what are you gonna do? Hell, you don't even know what stereotype you're trying to be! You dress like a mafia jackass, and yet you talk like a chav.

What.

What?

What!

I didn't. I said. Wha. Fuck.

I would be thrilled if you dropped dead.

Fan-fucking-tastic. Hopefully people outside of that town won't be this blatantly fucktarded.

Those aren't even real things I refuse to believe it

and that's not even a real move clearly you just learned Focus Energy you stupid fuckstain

This hill looks like a snake? Are you crazy?

That is the most pathetic snake I have ever seen, and I used to own a Dunsparce.

Thank you for telling me something that literally everyone on the planet knows.

What are the odds of the people here not being stupid chavs?

Nonexistent. Good to know.

Right, time to heal.

...While that is certainly a sound and entirely justified policy, I feel you should know that if you don't fucking heal my Pokemon right the fuck now I will fucking burn this entire city down.

That's what I fucking thought.

Thank you. Peace the fuck out.

I can already tell I'm going to hate it here.

I'm a Team Rocket executive.

O...kay then.

Ah, children. The bane of Rockets everywhere.

Caves are dumb.

Wait what there are exactly two exits and this cave is pretty much an L shape.

I... I honestly don't think I've ever met anyone as stupid as you. Not even that dude who sat outside and waited for the time to change.

My standards are already so, so low, and yet these people fail to meet the bar. It's pretty spectacular.

On the subject of spectacular failures!

Oh, slutmuffin!

Advancing the plot.

I know, but it has to happen sooner or later, right? You're allegedly my rival, so the obvious trope would be a quick battle. You up for it?

That's the spirit. Also, I outrank you.

Let's get this over with.

Oh, you picked the fishdick. That's... wow.

I almost feel bad for you.

Not bad enough to let you win though.

Da-ding, bitch.

Woah, what. That is... this wasn't... you don't think... what?

I'm sure you weren't.

People who say "may of" will never become the best at anything, you inarticulate bumblefuck.

"im?" That doesn't even resemble English.

I suppose it is nice to have dreams. Even if they are entirely unobtainable.

Then don't step in the grass, you utter shitstain.

I'm not entirely sure why, but I think I should go bug Georgio Armani.

We're both going to the same place, you enema-sniffing Beiber fan.

Geege. What up?

Like Chris beat Rihanna.

Your offering will not make me spare your life after my inevitable coup.

Especially if it's just a Pokedex. Fuck those things.

Ugh.

Although, I haven't been able to reach Bulbapedia since I got here.

Might as well use this for now...

English, motherfucker.

Wait. So, you stole this "valuable" item that has a built in tracking device. Are you stupid? I mean, yes, obviously, you are, but this is so beyond your usual level of idiocy that... I literally cannot even describe just how... ugh.

Why are you talking, grunt?

I'd much rather not get herpes.

Doo-doo-doo-underwhelming!

I suppose they'll work for now.

I ain't even bothered.

At the risk of sounding uncouth, watch deez.

Whoopdefuckingdoo. I'm sure that'll thrill the police.

Goddammit.

What do I have to answer to make sure you never speak to me again?

Don't say "must of." It angers me.

Consider yourself a game character, cuz you got one-upped.

Why?

That is... actually a fantastic reason.

Doo-doo-doo-shoes!

What the fuck did you just say?

A TARDIS is a "sexy beast." Baby Spice is a "sexy beast." Neil Patrick Harris is a "sexy beast." These shoes are not.

Oh, thank you Arceus.

Fuck the popo, fuck Giovanni, and fuck you.

Better idea: I'm gonna go catch Pokemon and never come back here ever.

Why the fuck not.

Even the Pokedex seems dumber than usual.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

IF YOU ACT NOW...

WE'LL THROW IN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS!

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT'S NUTS!

NOT TO MENTION THIS DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH!

A ZERO DOLLAR VALUE, ALL YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF THREE POKEBALLS!



New route get!

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

What am I even looking at.

And that thing, what is it.

You're shitting me.

NONE OF THESE ARE REAL THINGS. Fuck it, I'm gonna go beat the shit out of a trainer to cheer me up.

UGH FINE FUCK YOU.

That entry was so badly written that it physically hurt me. You can't do that!

Blessed be his noodly appendage.

Well, gee. That isn't suspicious.

What a goddamned surprise.

I am so surprised. Can't you tell.

Cracka, you dumb.

Oh no. First trainer. One Pokemon. This could be bad. I swear, if he sends out a Normal type...

This is unacceptable.

Stache, fuck up this Joey-clone.

Oh sweet fucking PokeChrist, he even talks like him!

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

I've got a better idea. How about I don't do that, and you die slowly.

Forgive me if I don't shake in my boots.

It's like a Wurmple that a Snorlax sat on. Or possibly your mother. I'm not sure.

Da-Ding.

The point is, the Bugs here suck. I miss Kittan.

I'm on the road to... Venus City? Caught some 'Mons along the way. I'm on the road to Venus Ciiity. Gonna get the badge and the power to play.

You talkin' to me?

Fine. But only because I hate you with the force of a thousand suns.

Those things really aren't in-TIN-midating.

Whu...what. It's wing. Biology. Birds don't work like. What.

Oh thank Zapdos, it's dead...

Yes. Yes you were.

Holy fucking shit. You might be the most intelligent person I've met so far.

And I spoke too soon. Far too soon.

Good job, disgustingly hideous Fighting type!

I used the equivalent of Tackle until your "Pokemon" fainted. Clearly I must have cheated.

What can I say? They see my trainin', they hatin', patrollin' and tryin' ta catch me fightin' dirty.

That's... special.

I'm so fucking frightened.

Okay. Next stop, gym.

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Unread 10-27-2010, 01:57 AM   #55
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Is this punishment for my crimes? Cause oh man are these pokemans awful.
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Unread 10-27-2010, 02:02 AM   #56
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Good lord this is worse than Quartz. Nothing has quite hit Babos levels of horror though.
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Unread 10-27-2010, 09:58 AM   #57
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lol Tsundere.

And is anyone else seeing a Doctor Who reference in Ramen's species?
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Unread 10-27-2010, 10:13 AM   #58
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Could be a mind flayer, could be Cthulu reference.
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Unread 10-27-2010, 12:20 PM   #59
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Man, when you finally run into a trainer, you should try using pokéballs on their not-pokémon.
See if the game still tells you not to steal stuff, or if it acknowledges that you're a thief.

Also: I'm scared. Is the "annoying kid in the way" supposed to be this "region"'s version of the small trees that you cut down?
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Unread 10-27-2010, 12:27 PM   #60
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lol Tsundere.

And is anyone else seeing a Doctor Who reference in Ramen's species?
A Doctor Who reference would be a Good Thing. This is Topaz, there are no Good Things.


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Also: I'm scared. Is the "annoying kid in the way" supposed to be this "region"'s version of the small trees that you cut down?
Case in point. They are indeed the small trees.

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